" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

3rd Person POV:

Rukia: What a narrow sky... What is this ? The sky is getting brighter !

Shinigami: It collided ! It hit the barrier and stopped !

Aizen: To hit the barrier and don't disappear right away... That thing must have a spiritual density incredibly high !

Your POV:

Ichigo: Wha... What's going on ? Seems like we've passed the shield, but how come we're not dropping down ?

Yoruichi: Everyone, don't separate ! Our cannonball was melted when it hit the barrier, this is only holding us temporarily ! Soon, a tornado will begin ! If we separate, then we will be sent flying to different directions !

"Is this..."

Yoruichi: Yes ! it's starting !

Ganju: We have to stay together !

Ichigo: Wah ! Let me go ! Get away from me !

Ishida: What are you guys doing ?!

Yoruichi: Everyone, hold on the closest person to you and don't ever let go !

"Guys ! I'll try to form a new ball ! If it's altered by my power, maybe we can use it to phase through the barrier !"

Yoruichi: Y/n, don't...

But it was too late already, as I have reached for the spirit core, and as soon as I took a hold of it... It was me who started to fall straight to the ground, with it.

"WHYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!"

What followed was confusing, but from what I saw, the remaining of our cannonball exploded, and the rest of the group got splitted on four, getting dispersed around the Seireitei.

Kenpachi: Damn ! They separated into four ! Which one... Which one is the strongest ?

Upon landing, Chad reeled his fist back, ready to blow things up.

Orihime: Hold on tight, Ishida ! Hinagiku, Baigon, Lilly ! Santen Ketsuhun !!

Yoruichi: I'm all by myself now... Maybe this way, would be better...

Ichigo: What are you doing ? You bastard ! Let me go !

Ganju: Turn into sand !! "SEPPA" !!

Ichigo/Ganju: PUWAH !!!!

Ichigo: Hu... We're saved because of your weird magi...

Ganju: *Intense coughing*

Ichigo: Thanks, Gan...

Ganju: *Stage_4_throat_cancer.Mp3*

Ichigo: that was your own magic, how long are you gonna cough ?

Ganju: Wuoh ?! Punk ! How dare you kick your savior ?!

Ichigo: I didn't kick you ! That was a modern way of saying "Thank you" !

Ganju: Are you taking me for a moron ?!!

???: Yoho ! So lucky !

???: originally, I thought standing guard was too troublesome, so I wandered off. And here's the prey right in front of me ! Lucky ! Today is my lucky day !

Ikkaku: As for you, you are very unlucky !

Ichigo: Huh ?

"Oh well, on my own again, can't say I'm not used to this. Let's not panic, every scientist agree to say that falling isn't painful at all, until we are one millimeter above the ground. The real problem is what comes right after that... And I don't have any landing strategy, dammit !!"

*SCHBOING*

"What the... !!"

As I thought I just hit the ground, it started to deform itself, caving in, and making me bounce back in the air.

"How... But of course, my stand determine the spiritual from the material depending on how different it is from my body, so now that I'm a soul, 'normal' matter will be considered as a real-matter stand..."

I finally stopped bouncing everywhere, and after picking up the spirit core, I proceeded to leave the area.

'Given the ruckus we made with our intrusion, it shouldn't be long before that place is full of enemies. I need to get away as soon as possible, and find the others...'

And I was right, not even 5 seconds after I left, there was two people getting here. And just judging by their spiritual pressure, they are the real deal...

'I don't know who they are, but it's in no way comparable to those two back there. And since I can't use my stand at full power, I'd better get out while I can...'

???: Captain Unohana, are you sure this is the right place ? There's no trace of one of those intruders...

Unohana: I am as confused as you are, Isane. There should be at least a crater, but... Anyway, I'm pretty sure the one who's hiding over there can and will answer our questions.

'Uh oh...'

Isane: Didn't you hear ? Now you'd better step out.

"Fine. You're really sharp, I have no idea how you actually managed to locate me so fast..."

Isane: Do not underestimate the power of a division's captain.

"Captain... That Kuchiki guy back there, was also being called captain, but I must say, in term of spiritual pressure, you're nothing alike..."

Unohana: I see, you must be the one Byakuya mentioned in his report. I am Retsu Unohana, captain of the fourth division. And she is Isane Kotetsu, the vice-captain of the same division.

Even though her voice was really calm, for some reason it gave me goosebumps, just like I walked by inadvertence right into a dragon's nest.

"A captain, huh ? We were clearly asked to avoid you at all costs. Just my luck, to meet you two right away."

Unohana: I take it that you won't come with us peacefully ?

"You are correct. You're currently standing in my way, so I'll have to consider you as my enemies."

Isane: Are you really trying to pick a fight with the two of us at the same time ? Did you hit your head when you landed ?

"This may looks like a desperate situation, but I'm used to it, I have one last technique to use, one last resort, that was passed onto me by my teacher..."

Unohana: Oh, really ? And what might it be ?

"That is..."

I immediately rushed forward, going straight for my two enemy, and just as planned, the vice-captain did the same.

Isane: Is going all out in a desperate attack your final move ?!

"Of course not, it is..."

She probably thought I would slow down once in contact, or at least prepare something, so I can't really blame that she was taken aback when I disappeared from her sight after our "collision".

Isane: How did you do that ?!!

"That ultimate move, we call it the Joestar secret technique, most known as..."

Just before hitting that Unohana person, I reeled both my fists back, but instead of attacking, I made my gauntlets hit each other, creating a blinding flash.

" ... RUN AWAY !!!"

It only lasted a few seconds, but once the light died down, I was nowhere to be seen.

Isane: That coward ! Captain, we should go after him !

Unohana: No. Whatever you do, Isane, do not try to fight him. You're no match.

Isane: What do you...

She finally noticed, the slight cut on her captain's hand, blood dripping from it.

Isane: Did... Did he do this... ?

Unohana: It would seem... When he passed by, he slightly grazed me, with the result you can see. I had doubt about that, but now this is certain, Byakuya wasn't exaggerating.

Isane: But, if he is strong enough to wound you, why didn't he stopped to fight us ?

Unohana: Because he has a precise objective in mind, and very little time to achieve it. He can't take the risk of loosing time and getting wounded. I believe now it was him who went against Ichimaru, that would explain some things...

Isane: He survived an encounter with a captain, three times. If the rumor spread, there's no doubt HE will try to fight him...

"I got away, surprisingly. I thought they would at least try to chase me, but... I'm not complaining though. Now time to find the others. I think Ichigo and Ganju landed the closest from me, I'll get to them first..."

Meanwhile:

Ikkaku: I... I'm still alive ?

Ichigo: You're awake ?

Ikkaku: Ichigo... You idiot ! Why are you still here... ?

Ichigo: No reason, but I just found out, I didn't know a zanpakutô go back to it's dormant form when its owner is unconscious.

Ikkaku: My Hôzukimaru ! Give it back, punk !!

Ichigo: I never intended to keep it anyways !! I just borrowed some of your medicine. There was just enough of it for the two of us, but it's incredible effective.

Ikkaku: D... Damn you ! What are you trying to do !

Ichigo: Uh... I'm just borrowing some, you don't have to get so pissed. Stingy.

Ikkaku: It's not that ! Damn, so that's why I lived even after losing so much blood !! What a shame to get saved by the enemy ! If only I could move, I would kill you right now !!

Ichigo: Tch... So ungrateful. I shouldn't have helped you. Oh well, I don't really care if you thank me, but I have a question for you.

Ikkaku: I though you would, such bad luck... What do you want to know ? My birthday ?

Ichigo: Where is Rukia Kuchiki ?

Ikkaku: Kuchiki ? That girl on death row ? Why do you want to know ?

Ichigo: I'm here to rescue her !

Ikkaku: EH ?! R... rescue her... ? How many of you are there ?! Seven ? Maybe eight ?

Ichigo: Six people and a cat.

Ikkaku: A CAT ?!! You really think that you can rescue her with 6 people ?!

Ichigo: Yeah !

Ikkaku: HAHAHAHAHAH !! H... how's that possible ?! Are you idiots ?! S-Shit, I laughed so hard, my wounds reopened !!

Ichigo: You're the idiot.

Ikkaku: Phew... in any case, go straight south from here and you'll see the main offices of the 13 divisions.

Ichigo: Wait, you're really going to tell me , Wow...

Ikkaku: Shut up. Listen quietly or I won't tell you ! West of the offices is a tall white tower... She is most likely in that tower...

Ichigo: R... really ?

Ikkaku: You don't believe me ?! I don't care what your real intentions are, but if you want to go there, go ahead. Also ! If you stay here much longer, someone may come ! So if you want to go, go now !

Ichigo: Alright. I'll repay you later, Ikkaku !

Ikkaku: Don't repay me, damn it ! But hold on a second. I have a question for you. Who is the strongest in your group ? Is it you ?

Ichigo: In term of raw power, I guess it would be me...

Ikkaku: "Raw power" ? What do you mean ?

Ichigo: I may be the strongest, but there's someone in our group that I couldn't even lay a scratch on, and who could kill me in the blink of an eye if he wanted...

Ikkaku: I see... If that's the case, the two of you better watch out for my captain. He has no interest in the weak. If what you say is true, he'll definitely seek you out.

Ichigo: is he strong ?

Ikkaku: You'll see when you see him. Actually... You'll know how strong he is, if you survive your meeting...

Ichigo: What's his name ?

Kenpachi: Damn it !!

Kenpachi: AAAH !! it's another dead end !!

Yachiru: Ken-chan, you have no sense of direction !

Kenpachi: You idiot !! We're only lost because I went with your "intuition" !!! Forget it, let's try the other way !!

Yachiru: Okie-Dokie !!

Orihime: They're gone. They felt so strong... Good thing they didn't see us.

Ishida: yeah. They're probably like Ichigo. Stupid but extremely strong... Anyways, which way should we go now ?

Orihime: There ? I think I see a tower way over there.

Ishida: Tower ? Where ?

Orihime: Look ! It's over ther-

Jirôbô: I missed ? To be able to dodge so quickly, not bad ! Nonetheless, farewell... Make your prayers ! If you hadn't appeared before me, you might have lived longer.

Would you guys believe me, if I said I'm already preparing your christmas present ?