" ": You talking

' ': You thinking

* *: Narrator/Voice-off

Your POV:

Hiyori: What did I tell you about transforming whenever you feel like it ?! Baldy !!

Ichigo: GOHUUH !! ARE YOU A RETARD ?! IF I HAD TRANSFORMED THEN, I WOULD'VE BEEN IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION !!

Hiyori: SHUT YER TRAP !! MAKING YOUR SITUATION DANGEROUS IS PART OF TRAINING !! QUIT TAKING ME LIGHTLY, BOY !!!

"These two are really getting along quite well, aren't they ?"

Rose: Better than expected, that's for sure.

Love: true that.

Hiyori: Hurry it up, Ichigo !! One more time !!

Ichigo: Shut up ! I got it !!

*BRAM !*

Ichigo: That hurts !!

Hiyori: I thought I told you take way too much time between putting the mask on and your first move !! If I finish you on the first attack, that'd be the end !!

Hachi: It doesn't looks like it's extending... The maintenance time...

Shinji: Well, it can't just go as smoothly as we expect it, right ?

Kensei: 4 seconds.

Shinji: Too fast !

Mashirao: hey, hey ? What is Strawberry doing ?

Kensei: We're doing this training to keep the hollow form for a longer period of time. You did that too, right ?

Mashirao: I didn't ?

Kensei: What the ? Liar !

Shinji: It's true... It's 'cause Mashirao was able to keep her hollow form for over 15 hours from the beginning. She's the only one that didn't train to maintain the hollow form...

Kensei: Oh, is that so... I forgot about that crap.

Mashirao: So there. Kensei's an ass ! Hater !

Kensei: YOU !!!

Hachi: There... There... !!

"Something wrong ?"

Hachi: ... Someone... Has slipped past and entered through my barrier...

Love: ... A shinigami ?

Hachi: No. This technique that I have been using to manipulate the surroundings, "Hachigyôsôgai", was something that I invented after I became a vizard... It's impossible that it can be penetrated by a shinigami's Kidô.

Kensei: Then what is it ?! Are you saying that it's similar to something like us Vizards ?!

Hachi: I'm not sure... Even if the invader is a Vizard, I highly doubt they would have the ability to do that... The part that I don't understand is the fact that the barrier wasn't "destroyed", but rather "slipped through"...

Kensei: Then... What could it... What are you saying could...

"Well, I suppose we're about to find out..."

Kensei: Hu... Human ?!

Orihime: Er... Umm... So... Sorry... Where is the washroom ? I guess that's not gonna work...

Kensei: Huh ?!

Lisa: She's saying "it's not gonna work" ? She's joking... Don't piss off at her, Kensei.

Love: If it was me, in this type of situation, I wouldn't say something like, "it's not gonna work..."...

"Oh hey there, Orihime. If you're looking for Ichigo, he's over there."

Hiyori: What the hell you doing, Ichigo !!

Orihime: Kurosaki !!

Ichigo: Gu... Inoue ?!

"I see... So Aizen's planning on snapping out all of Karakura in order to create a key, kill the equivalent of god, and reign over the world... Did I miss something ?"

Orihime: N- No... that's it. But... You're not really surprised...

"Well, after what happened, that kind of 'world domination' speech has to be expected..."

Ichigo: I am surprised, it's just... How do I say... Suddenly, stuff like the ôken is brought up... Don't give us that worried look, Inoue. It'll be alright. We're going to stop Aizen. I can still get stronger. Right no, I can feel it.

Kensei: Tch ! Just what the hell was with that woman... ?!

Lisa: She talked with Ichigo and Y/n and then left in the blink of an eye...

Rose: Seems she was a friend of them.

Shinji: That girl... Is Orihime.

Kensei: WHA ?! WHAT THE HELL, SHINJI ?! YOU KNOW HER ?!!

Shinji: Orihime... Was my first love.

Kensei: Oh, that bullshit again...

Lisa: Shinji says that to all the cute girls. He said it to me before too.

"Is... Is she implying that she's cute... ?"

Rose: It's better to not ask, I think...

Hiyori: OH, so you say that to all the cute girls ?!! That's funny, I don't remember you sayin' it to me !!

Shinji: That's 'cause I didn't, you git.

Ichigo: DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF ME !!!

Hiyori: WOAH !!

Love: Hachi ? Your barriers are perfect. There's no doubt about that.

Hachi: ... Yes.

Love: So how did that Orihime girl find this place... And moreover, how was she able to get inside ?

Hachi: I'm not entirely sure. It's just... From the impression I got by inspecting her reiatsu up close, it felt like she has barrier abilities similar to mine. Perhaps she does, and therefore only she can find this concealed location... And slip through my barrier. But possessing those kind of abilities while still a human... is a little hard to believe...

"ACHOO !!"

Hachi: ...

Love: ... Hard to believe or not, I think we have another example right here...

Hachi: Yes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTpd-CEJahw

Hachi: Hachi, in full, my name is Hachigen Ushôda. Nice to meet you.

Orihime: ... Ni.. Nice to meet you too...

Hachi: Hm... Hm... Hmmmhmm... ... ... ......

Orihime: Uh... Hh... What did you say you needed me for... ? OWWWWWWWWWW !!! IT'S GONNA COME OFF ! IT'S GONNA COME OFF !! MY HEAD'S GONNA COME OFF !!

Hachi: Hmm... As expected... This hair pin is the real source of your power... So in a way, it's like a zanpakutô... How extremely rare... However, it's not complete. From the moment you came in it had my attention...

Orihime: Yes... I can't heal it... he's in pieces...

Hachi: Could I heal it for you ?

Orihime: Re... REALLY ?

Hachi: Of course !

Orihime: Y... YAAAAY !! Thank you so much !!

Hachi: No problem. Heh heh heh.

Kensei: Anyways, hurry up and let go of her head...

Mashirao: I DON'T GET IT !! WHY IS HACHI SUDDENLY HEALING THAT KID'S WEAPON ?! WHAT'S WITH THAT GIRL ! ALL OF A SUDDEN COMING AROUND HERE... I DON' LIKE IT !! SHE'S A PAIN !!!

Kensei: STOP WHINING !!!!

Rose: ... I'd think he's happy... We, first off, have never come into contact with someone with the same type of power as us before. Surely... he probably feels like he just met a long lost relative.

"Just like all of us... Jotaro... Mr.Joestar..."

Love: "You're already dead..." That's some deep shit, don't you think ? In the midst of battle, to inform someone of their death, when they themselves haven't noticed it. "Haven't you noticed ? That you're a dead man walking..." he said.

Rose: It's not that great of a line. And could you please not spoil the manga I bought before I read it ?

Love: Fine, fine. What about this one ? It's about five guys that goes to Egypt to kill a vampire. How does that sound ?

"... Oddly familiar... ?"

Hiyori: NOT GONNA GET UP, HIGH-LANDER ?! HOW MANY TIMES YOU THINK YOU GET TO DIE ?! OH I GET IT !! YOU'RE THINKING "SHINIGAMI" MEANS YOU CAN JUST DIE ALL THE TIME LIKE SOME KINDA GOD ?!! DREAM ON, BALDY !!!

Ichigo: Shut... Up...

Kensei: DINNER TIME !! GATHER AROUND, YOU BASTARDS !! LAST ONE HERE HAS TO DO THE DISHES !!

Love: Ho...

"So... How's the training going so far ?"

Hiyori: If you were watching, you'd know. It's just a little over 10 seconds. he's dick cheese. Nope, baldy over there ain't nothin' to write home 'bout.

Ichigo: 'Damn youuuuu...'

Lisa: Maybe you just don't have any talent ? Just give it up already.

Ichigo: Cram it, porno girl !! You're not participating in my training so you don't have any right to say that kind of stuff !!

Lisa: Oh yes I am, stupid !! Did you forget that I secretly lent you a dirty magazine the other day ?!

Ichigo: NO YOU DIDN'T !! DON'T MAKE THOSE KIND OF JOKES, PEOPLE MIGHT BELIEVE YOU !!

Love: Don't be embarrassed. I borrow them every two days, you know.

Ichigo: DON'T LUMP ME IN WITH YOU !!!

Lisa: I read them twice a day ! Well, I did before they all mysteriously and suddenly disappeared.

"I have no idea what you mean. Also, don't ask how we lit up the barbecue. You dirty-minded girl."

Lisa: I DO NOT have a dirty mind !! I just have a very healthy interest !!!

Kensei: In most social circles that's called having a dirty mind, you know.

Lisa: Look who's talking, you're interested in it too !!

Shinji: Just over 10 seconds after a month... As I figured, doing just this takes a lot of time and accomplishes nothing... The Hôgyoku will completely awaken at the end of December... We've got two months until then.

"Guess we're gonna have to speed things up a bit... I needed training too anyways."

Ulquiorra: It's Ulquiorra. I'm coming in.

Aizen: Ah, you made it. Ulquiorra, Yammy. We were just finishing up.

Ulquiorra: What is the status of the Hôgyoku's awakening ?

Aizen: Fifty percent. It's right on schedule, as far as Soul Society is concerned, anyway. Of course, those who haven't held it right in the palm of their hands wouldn't understand, and perhaps even Kisuke Urahara, who developed the Hôgyoku and then immediately sealed it without even once releasing it from its prison, is probably unaware of the fact that when someone of higher than captain-class reiatsu temporarily unites with the unsealed, sleeping Hôgyoku... For a brief instant, it displays a power equal to that of the Hôgyoku in its awakened state.

Aizen: Would you tell us your name, new comrade ?

Wonderweiss: Wonderweiss... Wonderweiss Margera...

Aizen: Do you remember the directive I spoke to you about last month, Ulquiorra ?

Ulquiorra: yes, sir.

Aizen: Put it into motion. I shall leave the details to your discretion. You may take whomever you like.

Ulquiorra: Understood.

Aizen: ... Ah, yes. Would you go along too ? Grimmjow ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLoKIx1t9iA

Yumichika: DAMMIIIIIIIIIT !!! SHIT !! YOU BASTARD !! SHIT SHIT SHIT !!! SNAP !! SNAP RIGHT IN HALF !! DAMN YOU !!! AHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING !!!

Rangiku: Shut up !! Can't you be a little more quiet ?!

Yumichika: But this Fujikujaku (Wisteria peacock) bastard is so frustrating !! It's the worst ! It's so stuck up and haughty and thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world !!! I'm pretty sure I can't materialize it ! Or rather, I wouldn't do it even if it asked me to !!

Rangiku: What're you talking about ? It's just like you. On the other hand, my Haineko (Ash cat) is spoiled, moody, lazy, stupid... I mean, we're really nothing alike.

Yumichika: You two are sooooo similar. You're totally the type that, when you look at yourself in a picture, would say something like "Hey, I don't look like thaaat !"

Hitsugaya: Shut up you guys !! Focus !! Or I'm gonna send you back to Soul Society !!

Hitsugaya: I swear... Are they capable of calming down and talking to their swords... ?

Ikkaku: '... These clouds are moving fast...'

Hitsugaya: Hm ? You said something, Madarame ?

Ikkaku: ... Nah... It's nothing...