XX years before the seventh human
"I'm gonna do it"

"Orange no"

"Orange yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"For the love of god just no"

"Too late!" Orange shoves open Purple's coffin. Everyone except Orange starts screaming.

"COOL! YOU DIED LIKE THIS PURPLE?! THAT'S SO COOL!"

"HOW IN THE EVERLOVING F*CK IS THAT COOL?!"

"WHAT ON EARTH PURPLE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!"

"ITS CALLED THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD IS AN ASSHOLE, NOW GET MY BODY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME"

I have no regrets fight me