I knew from the moment I walked through the doors of that school that I would be gone by the end of the day. The gloomy zombie like pupils dragged themselves through the school, like at the end of the day they would never be forced to step foot there again. Which isn't the best start to a Monday morning, Nor was the questionnaire.

Have you ever Been in a secondary school?
✅
Have you ever Been kicked out of one?
✅ (Several in fact.)
What was the reasoning behind this?
Weird coincidental accidents, some (eh, who am I kidding? Most people would call them impossible).

"So let me get this straight, you expect me to believe you are extremely accident prone?"The last head mistress questioned. "Not exactly miss but what other choice do I have?" Its usually at this point which they call up the last head teacher who was still injured over the last accident. But this time she just sighed and responded with an agreement. "If you stay out of trouble for 2 months, you will be given a diploma and you will never need to go to school again. The terms of this agreement are simple,  stay out of trouble as much as you can. And keep your emotions in order to avoid any fights you shall report to my office on a daily basis to be registered." She demanded. I nodded...

Attempt #no. 21 at my first day in secondary school.
Lets look at my previous mistakes: (which did not all fit in the comment box, I tried.)
1. Was the day the school flooded, and I was blamed for flushing the toilet in the girls room.
2. Was mental health awareness day. I caused my peers to freak out one by one. With the detail that homework only takes longer as you age. Which made their anxiety levels shoot up. The local mental health nurse had to calm down the whole student body by saying that there would be a week with no homework. And I was the only one who did not freak out so I was moved to the next school.
3. I opened a door which happened flood the school with small plastic yellow bath ducks , it was Jason's fault but I was the one who moved schools.
4. I ran straight into the headmaster giving him concussion for an entire year. He forgot that I even joined the school.
5. I taught myself to only talk in Egyptian-hyroglifics, so the headmaster gave up trying to conduct the interview.
6. I wore a Halloween costume, which was the emperors new clothes. Apparently the head teacher was an idiot because they could not see my clothes. I was told to move to another school.
7. I forgot what day it was and went ice scatting instead. Then received a message which recommended the next school.
8. I fell asleep in p.e. (In the equipment cupboard as well, it was not exactly my fault but I gave a teacher a heart attack. Which is why one of my teachers called a recommendation at a hospital.)
9. Hit snooze until I had slept for over a week.
10. Had a freak boating accident, with a dolphin which meant that I missed the interview. (I went to an aquraim and somehow ended up swimming with the dolphins I then forgot about the glass and rammed my head into it.)
11. I broke my ankle while visiting my old P.E. Teacher. During the break, only to find out that I was not allowed to leave the site.
12. I sent a package of dice to the previous school with a bunch of dice in it and a note saying, "lifes a game you have to take chances." Next headteacher said that this encouraged  "incorrect behaviour, and gambling." So was unwilling to allow me to stay at the school.
13. Well I was very unlucky on that day. A) I decided to try out athletics club out.
B) I threw a javelin in a spectators foot. C) He sewed the school for the damages.
D) And made sure that I had transferred schools by the next week.
14. I asked to join the athletics club, they said no and declined my application. "It was a joke, honestly."
15. I joined the science club on the first day which ended in a whole school quarantine over some mercury.
16.I finally got out of quarantine a month later and was informed that I should visit another teacher, I was informed to go back to quarantine because my skin was yellow.
Part 2) The headteacher had developed a heart condition and died upon hearing my name.
Part 3) I was informed to go to the vice head. So I did and they recommended solitary confinement at lunch and break. In a study room.
Part 4) I tunnelled out with a metal spoon from boredom.
17. I gave the headteacher the metal spoon.
18. I explained the universe book theory. Teacher recommended another school after an hour long conversation.
19. A Dramatic arts school, ended with me on broadway when I was meant to be in an interview.
20. I showed them my running list of mistakes.A lawyer had joined me, because of law tactical method. But failed to convince them that I was joking. I.e. They were fed up with me messing that up, and came to an agreement that I would stick to.

So I once again ended up in the head teachers room for a re-assessment of suitability when a book landed on the table. I grabbed it and ended up being teleported to a new school. Say what you like about books but they always seem to find me when I need them the most. This being one of my first examples of this. The other being at a library a few weeks before, that where someone was trying to corner me and they were knocked out by a book on one of the highest shelves.

Author note;
Hello, I am DotstarFlowers. The author of Unique, I hope you like this book so far. If you do please vote to let me know and leave a comment.
DotstarFlowers over and out..