Snape was walking through the corridors, keeping a keen eye out for Unbrige. God, did he not want to see her.

"Severus." McGonagall whispered.

Snape turned his head around,"Minerva?"

"Come along. You're late." She waved her hand as she walked ahead of him.

"I'm trying not to be spotted by the hideous gargoyle." Snape crossed his arms, following behind her.

"Aren't we all?" McGonagall walked up to a wall, moving the curtain to reveal a room that not even Snape knew about.

"Since when has this been here?" Snape asked her.

"Always, Severus." McGonagall held the curtain open for him.

"How many people know about this?" Snape questioned.

"Just the staff, now come in. Hurry." She hurried him.

"I'm coming." Snape finally stepped inside.

When Snape finally walked in, he seen it was.. Like a common room, but for the staff.

"Ah, you finally found him Minerva." Dumbledore smiled.

"Yes, it did take a while." She admitted and closed the curtain.

"The deformed gargoyle held up my class so I had to rush to get ready." Snape excused himself.

"Oh! Severus!" Trelawney walked over to him, waving her hands.

"Sybil." Snape nodded his head.

"It was horrible! So, so horrible. She sobbed.

"Have I missed something? What's horrible?" Snape asked, looking at the others.

"Delores attempted to throw Sybil out of the castle, take her job away." Flitwick scoffed.

"What a b*tch." Snape crossed his arms.

"That is why.. We have created the Delores Hate Club." Dumbledore nodded.

"How creative of a name." Snape rolled his eyes.

"Well, do you have any smart ideas?" Sprout smacked his arm.

"Not really, no." Snape admitted.

"Exactly. So you can criticise our name once you think of a better one." Sprout shrugged.

"How about the We hate Umbridge club?" Snape suggested, coming up with one.

"That sounds like a good idea." Hagrid nodded, walking up, "Ello Severus."

"Hello to you, Hagrid. I actually did a strange thing today." Snape sat on an empty chair.

"What did you do?" Flitwick asked as they all sat down.

"I actually gave house points to Gryffindor and Hufflepuff." Snape told them.

"How.. Strange for you." McGonagall tilted her head.

"It was to Potter and his friends, as well." Snape informed her

"Even stranger." Dumbledore nodded slowly, "Why?"

"They were plotting against Dumbbridge and I was impressed." Snape stated.

"Dumbbridge!" Flitwick laughed, clapping his hands.

"Severus, I'm shocked." McGonagall nodded.

"Which part?" Snape raised a brow.

"Handing out points. It's very out of character for you." McGonagall stated.

"I give points to Slytherin now and again, besides, I owe them points." Snape grumbled.

"You never give points to any house but, Slytherin." Dumbledore added.

"Because the other ones always insult my nose, I dislike them as well, but that's not the point." Snape shook his head.

"Gather round, gather round!" Pomfrey pushed them all to the couches.

"What are we gathering for?" Snape asked her.

"Here." Pomfrey handed out every teacher a 'We Hate Delores Club' badge.

"On my goodness, I love it!" Sprout cheered.

"Remember to take them off before leaving this room." Pomfrey pointed.

"Yes, yes, I'll remember." Snape nodded.

"Alright. Now, drinks!" Dumbledore cheered.

"Yes, I've been waiting all day." Snape sighed, that's when they heard a rustle.

"What is that?" Trelawney looked around.

"It appears to have come from the cupboard." Filius turned his head.

"What could it be?" Sprout asked.

Snape sighed and walked towards the cupboard,"We'll just have to find out."

They heard some more crashing about before Snape opened the cupboard. That's when Fred and George tumbled out onto the carpeted floor.

"You idiot!" George pushed Fred.

"Come on, it's not all my fault. If you didn't push me they wouldn't have heard us." Fred crossed his arms.

"Weasleys?" McGonagall sighed, crossing her arms.

"Uh, yes Professor?" George gave her an awkward smile.

"What are you boys doing in here?" McGonagall asked.

"Well, we... Uh... Found it?" Fred answered her.

"It's hidden." Flitwick pointed.

"Okay, we were out after hours with Erica playing hide and seek in the passageways and I ended up pushing her through the curtain." George explained.

They all sighed.

"Well, now that you're here." Pomfrey smiled and handed them badges.

"Wicked." Fred smiled at his badge

"Brilliant." George put his on.

"I take it we're not allowed to wear these in class?" Fred raised a brow.

"You'll risk us getting found out." Dumbledore shook his head.

"Worth a shot, eh Georgie?" Fred turned to him.

"Right Freddie." George nodded, "So.. Can we come here whenever?"

"I suppose so, just make sure not to tell anyone." Snape reminded them

"Wicked." George smirked before he grabbed Fred and ran off.