I know that I said screw mondays but I have this absolutely hilarious story from yesterday at Conference. This is also to help with my writing.

Alright, my friend Kiley and I were sitting at this picnic table inside the place just chatting to each other when this random boy from one of the other swim team came by us and layed down by Kiley's feet. He was at the other end of the picnic table with two other boys. (There were two picnic tables side-by-side.)

We looked at each other until Kiley looked back down and threatened to kick him. I knew she wouldn't do it too hard if it did come to it.

The boy instantly got up and said " You know that This is where I sleep right? I can call my security to come and take yu two and kick you two out of this place," 

Then I said this"Who says we aren't stronger than them?"

At this point, I was trying so hard to not laugh. He the turned to the two other boys and called "Security!" 

The two boys looked at him and laughed. They didnt come to him, they just stayed there. The boy then walked over to them and talked to them. After making sure that he was staying there, we started talking again. 

he left us alone for a little while until he got up on the picnic table, walked over to us, and layed down on the picnic table, right behind us(we were sitting on the bench so that we were in front of each other).

After looking at him for a bit, I put my hands in front of me and looked to Kiley. She nodded her head and I started pushing the boy to the edge of the picnic table. The other boys were laughing and then the boy in front of us got up. Once he got up he realized just how close to the edge he was. 

He went back to the other two and left us alone for a while. So, we went back to talking. "Did you know that your the closest to my left and the farthest to my right." Kiley asked. I was so confused so asked her what that meant.

"You are the closest to my left and the farthest to my right. Because of the world." 

After that I understood and I came up with an idea" If that boy comes back, I'm going to give him a death glare and if he asks what its for then I'm going to say 'I'm giving you a nasty look but it looks like you've already got one'" and then the boy came back. I gave him the death glare but it didnt work(cri T-T)

He had his shirt off and had it wrapped around his mouth. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave," he said. "I'm security and I heard that you were messing with the one who sleeps here."

I quickly said that he didn't own the place and to leave us alone. He left and came back with his cap on his face. He tried to breath but due to the cap he couldn't and quickly took it off saying "I cant breath,"

After that he finally left and went by the Clerk of Course.

We didnt leave right away because we didnt want him to think that we were stalking him. We eventually left though.

(Let me know how much you enjoyed the story 'cause it was super funny and the best part is that it was true{592 words})