Disclaimer- The misspelling is on purpose for ✨Comedic✨ effect. Now read, child, read...

One day ur mom decided to stfu. The person who wrote this book was at home and was silently crying while doing skool work. Ur mom walked inside and decided that bob ross was the new best thing in ur life. She bought you 3984839093758765 Bob ross DVD's from 4 ever ago and as u watched it ur mom came inside ur room.

"Paint, bioch" she said, eyeing u. 

U began to use thin air to paint as ur mom watched approvingly. She nodded and handed u his last dvd. Before trajity struck the painting boi. U made ✨trees✨ and ur mom began to twerk

"What ze hell" u say, ur mother parted her hair. 

"Breathe." She said. U cried inside as she span in a circle and twerked again.

"HELP MEH" U call, ur ✨tree✨ got ruined. Ur mom came over to the painting and twerked on it. U shook ur hed. 

"Immature, MoThEr." U said. Ur mother walked away, 

Another day learning how to breathe, i guess. 

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