Incorrect Utaite [113]
uratasama: Christmas is canceled
sakatandao: You can't cancel a holiday
uratasama: Keep it up and you'll lose New Year's too
sakatandao: What does that mean?!
uratasama: Shima-kun, take New Year's away from Sakata
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neru_sleep: Would you rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?
soraruru: What's a matter baby?
neru_sleep: Nothing sweetie, what's the matter with you?
soraruru: I'm going to stab you with a wooden stake
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oO0Eve0Oo: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
singing_rib: Knife to the throat?
96_neko: Gun to his back?
Nico_nico_Sou: Poison to his cup?
oO0Eve0Oo: You are all horrible
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kashitaro_ito: Comb your hair every once in a while. You got strands in my cereal
_amatsuki_: Stop yanking on it every time we have sex and maybe it won't shed so much
kashitaro_ito: ...
_amatsuki_: ...
kashitaro_ito: The hair can stay
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neru_sleep: I like Uratan better than Sakatan
uratasama: Listen here, you little punk ass bitch
neru_sleep: It was a joke!
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uni_mafumafu: You know what else is beautiful than the stars?
uni_mafumafu: Me, stars are beautiful because they're constantly dying, just like me
soraruru: ...
uni_mafumafu: Oops, autocorrect. I meant "you". You're beautiful tonight, Soraru-san
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shima_s2: There is nothing more than regular friendship between me and Senra-kun
luzabs: Wow, I knew you're multilingual but I had no idea you can speak fluent bullshit
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uratasama: For someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever, I'm really sensitive
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kashitaro_ito: Baby, I miss you
_amatsuki_: The sink is already full of dishes and cups right
kashitaro_ito: Yep
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soraruru: So as some of you may know, my boyfriend is a little scary sometimes
nqrse: A little? Dude's a stone cold Slytherin
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