nqrse: I'd thank you if you snap me in half, my hot boi

luzabs: I beg your pardon?

nqrse: Then beg

luzabs: You okay, man?

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uni_mafumafu: Workout goal is to lift everyone's spirit

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neru_sleep: You have big dick energy, Soraru-san

_amatsuki_: Yes, we stan one (1) adorable dumbass

soraruru: What the fuck are you two talking about?

neru_sleep: I was just spilling the tea, sis

_amatsuki_: You still got all of our uwus

soraruru: I don't think that's a word...? Why can't you just speak like a normal person?!

_amatsuki_: Don't worry Soraru-san. You'll get this bread

soraruru: Wait which bread?

soraruru: Do I even wanna know

neru_sleep: I think he feels attacked

soraruru: Please make it stop

_amatsuki_: He's like, "thank you, next" lmao

neru_sleep: Yeah, he's a fucking mood right now

soraruru: Can you just stop?!

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sen_senra: Female body wash is the beat, it be like "coconut milk and jasmine featuring hydrating power of vanilla oats and orange juice"

sen_senra: Our shit be like, "SOAP, wash your ass bitch"

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syounen_t_sako: Onion rings are vegetable donuts

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uni_mafumafu: You need a lover

luzabs: Yeah, there's one guy I like, he's cute but very dumb

uni_mafumafu: What's his name?

luzabs: Mafu

uni_mafumafu: Oh he's got the same nickname as me, nice

luzabs: Are you fucking kidding me?

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uratasama: Why the fuck would you go big when you can go home

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sakatandao: If you're fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness

kashitaro_ito: Not if I swallow this glow stick!

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kiyo_saiore: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

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shima_s2: Who needs swag when you have class

shima_s2: ...ical music