Incorrect Utaite [125]
sakatandao: Mafudon, help! Soraru-san is banging a book against his desk please calm him down
uni_mafumafu: Tell him to open his phone, Sakatan
soraruru: What?
uni_mafumafu: Don't be mean to the book! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?
soraruru: ....
soraruru: I don't know the right answer to that question
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[13:24] syounen_t_sako: Hey Kashitarou-san, did you know Amatsuki-kun went shopping without you?
[13:25] kashitaro_ito: Interesting
[18:10] _amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san, what do you want for dinner?
[18:10] kashitaro_ito: Loyalty
[18:11] _amatsuki_: Don't do this
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singing_rib: If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard do I have to slap a chicken to cook it?
Pusu_kun: 1 average slap would generate a temperature increase of 0.0089 degrees Celsius. It would take 23,034 average slaps to cook the chicken
Pusu_kun: To cook the chicken in one slap, you would have to slap it with a velocity of 1665.65m/s or 3725.95mph
singing_rib: Cool
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uratasama: I have a guitar and then, of course, a katana in my room
uratasama: The guitar is for therapy and just play out my feelings
uratasama: But the katana is there to murder people
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syonen_t_sako: I thought you said you wouldn't tell a soul
nqrse: That's why I told Soraru-san, he doesn't have a soul!
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96_neko: Gonna shoot someone with a gun
luzabs: Oh like a bb gun?
96_neko: No, a GUN
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sakatandao: Are you sure that's a wise decision?
sen_senra: I never made a wise decision in my life and never will
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uni_mafumafu: Can I admit something dark to you?
kiyo_saiore: When you eat sushi, you sometimes imagine the fish screaming?
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Nico_nico_Sou: You ever consider having a tattoo of space on your butt?
oO0Eve0Oo: Why?
Nico_nico_Sou: Because that ass is out of this world!
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sen_senra: I have loved you since the second time I saw your face
shima_s2: Why not the first time?
sen_senra: Your face wasn't really my main focus the first time
shima_s2: Oh
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