kiyo_saiore: With great power comes a great electricity bill

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uni_mafumafu: I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now

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uratasama: My laptops fucked

kashitaro_ito: I hope they used a condom

uratasama: I'm going to punch you

_amatsuki_: The question is who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

syounen_t_sako: Can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move where you just sit on a person's lap until they get uncomfortably warm

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Pusu_kun: Proton, neutron, electron, and crouton

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Nico_nico_Sou: Yoink is the opposite of yeet

96_neko: But it's just as fast

neru_sleep: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

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luzabs: Do you abuse drugs?

nqrse: You're darn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the fuck out of it

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_amatsuki_: He's probably committing crimes right now

soraruru: Who is?

shima_s2: What are you, a cop? Piss off

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neru_sleep: Knock knock

luzabs: Who's there?

neru_sleep: Dismay

luzabs: Dismay who?

neru_sleep: Dismay be a bad joke, but I think it's funny!

luzabs: Urata-san can I borrow your katana?

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syounen_t_sako: What if "It's Raining Men" and "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" are about the same event from different perspectives?

soraruru: I'm literally begging you to stop

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oO0Eve0Oo: Everytime I see the phrase "B&B" I know I'm supposed to think Bed and Breakfast but thanks to the internet my brain always defaults to "Bungeons and Bragonds"