Incorrect Utaite [158]
uni_mafumafu: How to get perfect skin: find a person with perfect skin, SKIN THEM, wear them as a skin suit
shima_s2: What did I just read
uni_mafumafu: My text message
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neru_sleep: I don't trust birds. Fuckin hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there
96_neko: Love
neru_sleep: Fuck shit you're right fuck
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kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki
kashitaro_ito: Amatsuki-kun
_amatsuki_: What is it now?
kashitaro_ito: Wanna hear a joke?
_amatsuki_: Alright
kashitaro_ito: You must be less than 90 degrees
_amatsuki_: Oh no
kashitaro_ito: Because you're acute angle
_amatsuki_: Oh God not again
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Nico_nico_Sou: Bite the vampire first to establish dominance
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syounen_t_sako: Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
kashitaro_ito: He used praypal
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Pusu_kun: I wonder if Michael Jackson's pronouns were he/him or he/hee
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uratasama: Eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. Your fingers don't get greasy and it lasts for longer
kiyo_saiore: Fork
uratasama: Oh yeah I'm going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
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luzabs: British people and their ability to turn every noun into an insult by prefacing it with the word "absolute" is phenomenal
luzabs: You absolute kettle
luzabs: Throw the word fucking in and now you have a fighting words
luzabs: You absolute fucking biscuit
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uni_mafumafu: I sleep holding a knife
shima_s2: Aww, that's adorable
uni_mafumafu: No, I'm serious, I'll stab anything, fear me
sen_senra: Real cute
96_neko: This is Mafumafu-kun right now
[96_neko sent a picture]
uni_mafumafu: Neko-san!
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sakatandao: There is so much grass in the world. There are probably 46, maybe even 47. Nature is beautiful
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