_amatsuki_: I don't know whether to kiss you or stab you

kashitaro_ito: Surprise me

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Pusu_kun: Let's talk about your feelings, Urata-san

uratasama: I would rather bleed out than talk about my feelings

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shima_s2: I'm tired

sakatandao: You slept for 3 hours last night. Are you surprised?

shima_s2: No, I just wanted to complain about it

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Nico_nico_Sou: Don't tell Luz-san I made bacon in the toaster

@luzabs entered the chatroom

luzabs: What happened??

oO0Eve0Oo: Sou-kun made bacon in the toaster

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_amatsuki_: You're annoying

kashitaro_ito: But you love me

_amatsuki_: That doesn't make you less annoying

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kiyo_saiore: I'll deal with Eve, you take care of Sou

uni_mafumafu: But how do I make it look like an accident?

kiyo_saiore: I'm not saying murder! Just talk to him, like a normal person

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sen_senra: I'm sorry to have to say this but you have a heart, and a capacity to feel

soraruru: You take that back

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neru_sleep: Shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

96_neko: That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

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syounen_t_sako: You know what I like about people?

syounen_t_sako: Their dogs

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kiyo_saiore: REAL GAMERS SAY FUCK

uni_mafumafu: I have never said fuck ever in my entire life

nqrse: You just did

uni_mafumafu: FUCK

luzabs: Σ(゜ロ゜;)

soraruru: ಠ_ಠ

kiyo_saiore: I think Soraru-san's gonna kill me