neru_sleep: Wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin' amateurs

uni_mafumafu: Also wear shoes that aren't your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

soraruru: What the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

luzabs: Helping others is always nice

luzabs: Also, if you know someone you can't stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

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96_neko: Are you ok?

kashitaro_ito: He's been like this all week

96_neko: Amatsuki?

_amatsuki_: Where would a vampire bite a giraffe?

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sakatandao: There's no difference between exercise and black magic. Both of them hurt your body at first and drain your energy out, but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

syounen_t_sako: This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

uratasama: I'll just stick to black magic thanks

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neru_sleep: What should I have for lunch?

soraruru: Pasta

neru_sleep: I had pasta yesterday

soraruru: Have pasta again

neru_sleep: What if I don't want pasta?

soraruru: Doesn't matter

neru_sleep: I'm going to have a bagel

soraruru: You son of a bitch.

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uni_mafumafu: You never forget your first

nqrse: Your first... what?

uni_mafumafu: Cat.

nqrse: That is never what people mean by that