kashitaro_ito: Hey Amatsuki, can you pass me a duckdoo?

_amatsuki_: What's a duckdoo?

kashitaro_ito: Quack

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luzabs: On my grave, it will read "Regretting all the ships that never sailed" and some people will think it's poetic, but others will know

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singing_rib: What if the asteroid that hit the Earth and killed all the dinosaurs was an UFO and we're the aliens?

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neru_sleep: The helmet you gave me today was kinda lame

soraruru: You know what's not lame? Safety

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_amatsuki_: I wish you could block people in real life

sakatandao: Restraining order

uni_mafumafu: Murder

luzabs: Chill Mafu

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uratasama: I just want someone to take me out

sen_senra: Like on a date or with a sniper?

uratasama: Surprise me