uratasama: Pfft, you're not allowed to fall in love with me

sakatandao: Won't be a problem

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uni_mafumafu: I'm 80% angel, 20% human, and 100% swag

luzabs: That's 200%

uni_mafumafu: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

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soraruru: Are you a sofa because you're sofaking annoying

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neru_sleep: Dude! It just hit me yesterday!

_amatsuki_: ...what?

neru_sleep: Your boyfriend! It just hit me!

_amatsuki_: Okay, don't call my boyfriend an it

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kashitaro_ito: Maybe if I stay in my towel long enough I will just transform into a beautiful butterfly with super absorbent wings

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Nico_nico_Sou: No drugs can compare to the high I get when I finally understand something in math class

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sakatandao: Uh oh

sen_senra: What's wrong Sakatan?

sakatandao: Remember what Urata-san said last week about not to fall in love with him and it won't be a problem for me?

sen_senra: Yeah?

sakatandao: Well, T H E R E S A P R O B L E M