soraruru: If you have 10 cookies and I asked for 5, how many would you have?

uni_mafumafu: None

soraruru: Mafumafu, it's basic math, it's not that hard

uni_mafumafu: I would give you all of them because I love you

soraruru: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Turn off your phone

uni_mafumafu: Aww, I love you too Soraru-san

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sakatandao: Man, today's weather is great. I love mother nature!

sen_senra: I'M FREEZING TO DEATH MOTHER NATURE'S A WHORE

uratasama: Mother nature wants you both to shut the fuck up

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_amatsuki_: Kashitarou-san wants to go see Jurassic World again, but I think going seven times is excessive

kashitaro_ito: Raptors, Babe, raptors!

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luzabs: Damn, Mafu is so handsome

Pusu_kun: Don't be jealous Luz-kun, you're really handsome too

luzabs: I'm not being  jealous, I'm being gay

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shima_s2: Hey dad

nqrse: Stop calling me dad I'm younger than you

shima_s2: Sorry son

nqrse: Stop