uni_mafumafu: Hey Soraru-san, help me with this crossword puzzle. What's a three-letter word for sexy?

soraruru: You.

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uratasama: I wanted to kiss you today

sakatandao: Why didn't you

uratasama: Can't reach your damn face

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_amatsuki_: All the best ships hurt

luzabs: That's how you know it's working

kashitaro_ito: It's not an OTP until I'm crying

syounen_t_sako: OTP: Only Tears and Pain

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nqrse: The Irish and French word for Santa Claus literally translate to "Daddy December" and I don't know how to feel about that

singing_rib: Great now I have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND AND FRANCE

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shima_s2: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

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sen_senra: You've yeed your last haw

neru_sleep: This is what God whispers in Southern people's ears before they die

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soraruru: HOW DO PEOPLE NOT SWEAR? LIKE, where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm? WHAT IF THEY STEP ON A FUCKING LEGO?! SAYING GOLLY GOSH ISN'T JUST GONNA CUT IT

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luzabs: What's your blood type?

kashitaro_ito: How should I know?

luzabs: How could you not know?

kashitaro_ito: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of bloods?

luzabs: So you don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

kashitaro_ito: ...

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uni_mafumafu: I'm taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is 'hyperactivity' please pray for Soraru-san during this difficult time

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neru_sleep: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

_amatsuki_: What the fuck are you even talking about anymore