Incorrect Utaite [91]
sen_senra: Good morning LGBTC Community
nqrse: What does the C stand for?
sen_senra: Cowboys
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kashitaro_ito: I'm howdy on the streets but yeehaw in the sheets
luzabs: You really need to stop
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Nico_nico_Sou: Who needs LSD when instead you can have low iron and trip out every time you stand up too quickly
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soraruru: What do you want to do Mafumafu?
uni_mafumafu: I don't know... Do you want to "Netflix and Chill" with me?
soraruru: Whoa, do you know what that means?
uni_mafumafu: Yeah, Luz-kun told me that it involved watching Netflix and relaxing
soraruru: No, it means watching Netflix and having sex
uni_mafumafu: ...
uni_mafumafu: My offer still stands
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sakatandao: If watermelon exists, why doesn't earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon?
shima_s2: The elemelons
sen_senra: But everything changed when the firemelon attacked
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luzabs: My friend calls babies "fresh humans"
soraruru: Pretty sure that friend of yours is Neru-san
luzabs: Oh, yeah...
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neru_sleep: A cool astronomy fact: The sun is on fire because it listened to my mixtape
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uni_mafumafu: Are you two married?
kashitaro_ito: No, we're en-gay-ged
_amatsuki_: Well now we're divorced
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sakatandao: I like you!
uratasama: I like you too, that's kinda why we're in a relationship
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neru_sleep: What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe
neru_sleep: Mitosis
soraruru: I want to die
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