Jeff x reader

...Honestly I don't like Jeff that much but I got a great idea for this one so yeah ._.

This is gonna be a bet Lime-y (if you don't know what a Lime is check description on this book)

Friend : yeah she finally did it our threats to break her teddy bear collection worked! *friend goals*

Lemon/Lime I WARN IT IS INFACT A LEMON/LIME (RUN FOR YOUR LIFE) XD I kid

Buuuuuuuut I warned you so don't freaking complain to me in the comments

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You were drunk

It was a creepypasta birthday or party

you don't remember which ._.

all you remember is getting drunk

But you were still conscience of what you were doing

you were lying in bed

A pillow pressed under your boobs pushing them up

You don't remember were your pants went so someone could probably see your (F/C) panties with a little bow

(that I bought you cause I'm an awesome friend, anyway)

You were staring at the hallway Jeff standing there blushing and smirking

How he managed to be so egotistical yet still blushing at the same time eludes you

"Don't you have something to say to me (Y/N)?"

Your mind swam you don't remember needing to say anything to him

I don't think so

You shook your head

"Then where is my knife huh?"

Knife?

Like basically the sword to Jeff's knight?

How could someone possibly take it?

With him always on safeguard on it

Paranoid bastard would dare accuse me?

"I don't think I have it if I did you would know, wouldn't you?"

"Oh getting Snarky, Are we Miss Naked"

"Ok One! I'm wearing underwear! Two! you walked in here! So who's fault is it?"

"Really?" Jeff said smirking

"Seriously! Look!"

Jeff took a lazy long time walking over to you before you got irritated from being accused

And dropped your pillow showing your matching (F/C) underwear with a small bow

And flopped backwards

"My god all this mood exaggerating is making me perspire."

It was true, the anger you felt earlier for being accused of something was making you sweat soaking through the little underwear you were wearing

And the fact that you had drank a lot then slept your body was probably trying to get rid of the extra fluids

Your sheets were just a tangled sweaty mess and starting coming off in some parts

Why did the guys think it was a smart idea to drink in summer? Your even hotter then before

"Ow!" Something bit sharply into your back

"My knife!" Jeff lunged at you further pressing your back into the knife from you rolling onto it

"Hey.... (Y/N) move gently and slowly."

"Why?" You said rolling over

"Because if you don't your going to be stabbed and you WILL bleed out"

Jeff carefully removed the knife from behind you and rolled away from the position he was in straddling you....

...and hit his head on the desk next to your bed 

"Fuck!"

You sharply sat up and looked dazing your drunkin sight for a few more seconds

"You ok?"

Jeff rolled back over to look at you tears darting the side of his no eyelid eyes before he nodded looking down and just plopping onto your bed putting his head on the cool side of your pillow  "Yeah, just give me a few seconds you nodded and laid back down looking at his resting form before you heard soft snores

Was he sleeping in your bed? Of course you didn't you weren't royalty or something and it's not like he was going to rape you while you sleep

You looked over at Jeff in his usual Get up White hoodie and almost black pants, easy to get blood stains out of

He started sweating and muttering your name

Maybe it was just your room?

making everything inside hot and delirious 

You looked at him fully clothed in summer

That's probably why he was hot 

You straddled him and removed his sweater to decrease some hint and under he wore a plain white shirt under which was actually pretty cute on him (69....5 words) 

Your put your hands on the waist band of his pants and easily removed to find him full and ready

Well gosh

You felt the body of the psychotic murderer shift and you remembered what was happening 

And got off him but it was too late "(Y/N)?........ Sorry I fell asleep" he turned and looked you sleepily before snuggling into you "I'm sorry... I'm just tired...... Can I sleep here?" 

You nodded stiffly and listened to Jeff slowly fall back asleep, removing yourself from his grasp you looked over at his situation and putting your hand on the waistband of his underwear before pulling it down and stroking, hearing Jeff moan in his sleep

You blushed and stopped 

What were you doing?! JUST TOUCHING SOME RANDOM GUY

MY GOSH DECENCY (Y/N) 

"Too late now (y/n)" said the former sleeping psychopath fully awake and fully erect, his longish black hair flowing onto his T-shirt, underwear off

Jeff grabbed your hand and pulled you onto his lap kissing you roughly and licking every corner of your mouth like he was Indiana Jones in a cave* before he moved his free hand that was cradling your cheek to in-between your legs and started caressing your inner thigh before moving aside your panties to reach his sweet prize

you

You moaned letting him drop your arms which were clasped in his one hand and you wrapped your arms around his neck while he one arm hugged you, unstrapping your bra and hugging you like he could bring you any closer to him 

"Mmm"

He pushed you onto his bed letting a strand of saliva connect you before breaking it and swallowing it

He wrapped your legs around his neck leaving you to blush in your vulnerable state and be upside down then you leaned back a little

Jeff kissed your inner thigh then kissed your pussy, realizing you were already wet, he probably didn't need the lubricant now

You moaned softly as he rubbed your clit and around it trying to prep you softly before sticking two fingers inside "AH! Fuck! Jeff!" You moaned almost screaming not caring if the door was locked or not

Jeff grinned and glanced at the desk seeing his knife

Something precious for someone precious

He reached over and grabbed it, while you stared at him shocked

"What are you doing?"

Was this a fetish of his? Blood? Is this gonna be a problem?

Jeff rolled his eyes probably guessing what your thinking and without your consent thrust the knife handle into you "Oh Dear Lord Zalgo" you shouted fist clenched into the sheets trying not to cum over his fucking face

Jeff roughly massaged your clit and then rubbed the hard bud of your breast switching between the two

"Your going to damage my! Ahhhh"

"Your what?" Jeff said smirking

"You going to Ohhhhh! I can't!"

"You can't what?" Jeff said leaning into your vag and blowing air onto your clit which sent you over the edge. "Ahhhhhhh!"

You moaned another time and came on his white shirt

"Hehe, that was fun but next time I want all of you" You said sitting up legs spread

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*Future Kitty: Why was that comparison made?

XD I'm just super intense at the weirdest moments and I'm sorry

sortof