Chapter 2

In the room with the slides

Everyone expect Eddie and king shark were taking notes.

Chris: starfish is another term for a butthole is their any connection?

Waller: no

Eddie: *laughing out loud* hahahahahahahaha!!

Jake: *chuckles*

Waller explains more on what they have to do in their mission.

Eddie: hey Waller can we eat anyone on the mission?

Waller: yes.

Eddie: let’s go!

To the island
Me: *walks threw the beach*

Eddie: *looks around*

Peacemaker: where are we going?

Blood sport: I don’t know.

Peacemaker: you don’t know!? You’re the leader you’re supposed to be decisive?

Blood sport: and I decide you should eat a big bag of dicks!

Peacemaker: You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo.

Eddie: bro not even I would do that.

Cleo: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

Eddie: idk

Peacemaker: we knows what madmen do what they do.

Blood sport: Well, you know what I think? I think liberty is just your excuse to do whatever you want. Whether that’s to eat a beach full of dicks or killin’ folk.

Peacemaker: well at least I don’t kill men for money.

Eddie: alright so why are we here again?

Jake: to destroy something called project starfish.

Venom: sounds delicious

Blood sport: alright let’s camp here for the night.

Sometime later

Blood sport: *sees king shark about to eat Ratcatcher and shoots him*

Eddie: wait what? *wakes up* we can eat our teammates let’s go! *grabs peacemaker*

Blood sport: *shoots him too* no we can’t!!

Eddie: man shut your bitch ass u-

Jake: *webs his mouth* shut up!!!

Eddie: *rips it off * oh you wanna go!?

King shark: hungry!!!

Ratcatcher: you bastard!!! *summons a bunch of rats*

Waller: *talks threw the coms* Nanaue is one of the strongest members of your team you need him to get into jotunheim.

Eddie: the hell!!

Waller: I said one of the strongest I didn’t say he was the strongest.

Eddie: hmm *was about to kill Nanaue but Waller reminds him of the bomb I planted into his head and stuff*

Ratcatcher: Nanaue would you eat your friends?

Nanaue: I no friends.

Eddie: I wonder why * sarcasm*

Ratcatcher: if you had friends would you eat them?

Nanaue looks at the others and back at Ratcatcher.

Nanaue: no.

Eddie: stop lying man. *gets smacked in the head by Jake*

Jake: stop being an ass man.

Ratcatcher: can we be your friends?

Eddie: *filps Jake off*

Jake: *webs his face and kicks him in the balls*

Ratcatcher: if I die ’cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death. *shakes his hand*

Eddie: fuck you!!

Jake: fuck you too dick!!!

Sometime later at the morning they were in the bushes watching people at the camp

Peacemaker: noting like a blood bath to start the day.

Ratcatcher: they call you peacemaker?

Peacemaker: cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

Ratcatcher: *to polka dot man* I thought you were the crazy one

Polka dot man: I am.

Eddie: why are we being quiet again?

Jake: we are gonna quietly kill them.

Eddie: ok *goes invisible*

Jake: *goes invisible and slits a man’s throat*

Venom: *bites someone’s head off*

Scarlet spider : *wraps web around the guys neck chokes him to death looks at Eddie and filps him off*

Venom: *rips off the arms and uses them as clubs to hit a bunch of other guys to death*

Scarlet spider : * Electrocutes a bunch of guys to death*

Venom: *turns his arms into axes and kills more people until their is one guy left that scarlet spider himself blood sport and peacemaker saw*

Scarlet spider: *shoots something at the guys chest*

Venom: *slices his head off*

Guy: *body explodes*

Venom: dammit!!!

They walk threw the camp until some guys at a tower point their guns at them and polka dot man fires polka dots and kills them

Peacemaker: he does throw polka dots at people.

Venom: well shit.. not I seen everything..

They walk into the camp to see Rick talking to a lady.

Scarlet spider: what the?

Venom: ???

Rick: Dubois?

Robert: hey flag.

Rick: What the hell are you doing here?

Robert: Waller told us that you were… Uh… Are you drinkin’ tea?

Rick: This is Sol Soria, she’s the leader of the freedom fighters, the resistance trying to take down the current government. They saved my life.

Scarlet spider: oh shit

Sol sorina: why didn’t my people alert me of your arrival?

Sometime later We see her looking at the dead bodies

Sol sorina: Typical Americans. Just run in, guns blazing.

Eddie: jokes on you I didn’t use guns!

Rick: I know, this is messed up. These guys, they’re… fucking idiots, but right now our objectives align with yours.

Eddie: *filps him off* fuck you!! Me and my symbiote have more intelligence on out pinky then your entire body!!

Jake: *filps him off too*

Sol sorina: If Jotunheim contains the technology our intelligence says it does, then it could be used on the people of Corto Maltese as well as Americans. That’s why we need your help to get into the city so we can stop ’em.

She then sees Sebastian waving at her

Sol sorina: Is that rat waving at me?

Rick: it appears it is

Sol sorina: why?

Rick: maybe it’s friendly.

Waller: I said one of the strongest I didn’t say he was the strongest.

Eddie: hmm *was about to kill Nanaue but Waller reminds him of the bomb I planted into his head and stuff*

Ratcatcher: Nanaue would you eat your friends?

Nanaue: I no friends.

Eddie: I wonder why * sarcasm*

Ratcatcher: if you had friends would you eat them?

Nanaue looks at the others and back at Ratcatcher.

Nanaue: no.

Eddie: stop lying man. *gets smacked in the head by Jake*

Jake: stop being an ass man.

Ratcatcher: can we be your friends?

Eddie: *filps Jake off*

Jake: *webs his face and kicks him in the balls*

Ratcatcher: if I die ’cause I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death. *shakes his hand*

Eddie: fuck you!!

Jake: fuck you too dick!!!

Sometime later at the morning they were in the bushes watching people at the camp

Peacemaker: noting like a blood bath to start the day.

Ratcatcher: they call you peacemaker?

Peacemaker: cherish peace with all my heart. I don’t care how many men, women, and children I need to kill to get it.

Ratcatcher: *to polka dot man* I thought you were the crazy one

Polka dot man: I am.

Eddie: why are we being quiet again?

Jake: we are gonna quietly kill them.

Eddie: ok *goes invisible*

Jake: *goes invisible and slits a man’s throat*

Venom: *bites someone’s head off*

Scarlet spider : *wraps web around the guys neck chokes him to death looks at Eddie and filps him off*

Venom: *rips off the arms and uses them as clubs to hit a bunch of other guys to death*

Scarlet spider : * Electrocutes a bunch of guys to death*

Venom: *turns his arms into axes and kills more people until their is one guy left that scarlet spider himself blood sport and peacemaker saw*

Scarlet spider: *shoots something at the guys chest*

Venom: *slices his head off*

Guy: *body explodes*

Venom: dammit!!!

They walk threw the camp until some guys at a tower point their guns at them and polka dot man fires polka dots and kills them

Peacemaker: he does throw polka dots at people.

Venom: well shit.. not I seen everything..

They walk into the camp to see Rick talking to a lady.

Scarlet spider: what the?

Venom: ???

Rick: Dubois?

Robert: hey flag.

Rick: What the hell are you doing here?

Robert: Waller told us that you were… Uh… Are you drinkin’ tea?

Rick: This is Sol Soria, she’s the leader of the freedom fighters, the resistance trying to take down the current government. They saved my life.

Scarlet spider: oh shit

Sol sorina: why didn’t my people alert me of your arrival?

Sometime later We see her looking at the dead bodies

Sol sorina: Typical Americans. Just run in, guns blazing.

Eddie: jokes on you I didn’t use guns!

Rick: I know, this is messed up. These guys, they’re… fucking idiots, but right now our objectives align with yours.

Eddie: *filps him off* fuck you!! Me and my symbiote have more intelligence on out pinky then your entire body!!

Jake: *filps him off too*

Sol sorina: If Jotunheim contains the technology our intelligence says it does, then it could be used on the people of Corto Maltese as well as Americans. That’s why we need your help to get into the city so we can stop ’em.

She then sees Sebastian waving at her

Sol sorina: Is that rat waving at me?

Rick: it appears it is

Sol sorina: why?