*intro beep*

Eli: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it- LET'S GO HURTLING STRAIGHT INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR AnD dIe-

*beep*

Cindy, clutching a struggling Casha close: Hate it when old people say "You're too young to be tired".. Alright Margaret, you're too old to be alive but here we are.

*beep*

Jackie: "Tani has 13 stickers. Jen gives him 10 more. How many stickers does Jack have?" ... Who the fuck is Jack?-

*beep*

Dep: I really wanna die today, but that's not gonna happen, because I'm a pUssy-
Eli: Dep please-

*beep*

[Eli and Polydora take classes together]

Eli: *signing to Poly*

Teacher: Excuse me can you not pass those gang signs around? This is a clean class and I will not have you affiliating it with gangs.

Eli:

Poly:

Teacher:

Eli: I'mmmm workin' bitch-

*bEeP*

Lavender: I'm a cannibal! Because I eat people.

Dep, being a bitch: Well, what am I then?

Eli in the other room: HONEY YOU ONLY EAT DICK AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MAKES YOU A SLUT-

*bEeeeP*

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