8:45 a.m.: My post that I wrote and scheduled late last night posts.

9:00 a.m.: My sisters jump on my sleeping form and shout "IT'S RELEASE DAY!" or something to that effect.

9:03 a.m.: I get up groggily and go upstairs, where I manage to COMPLETELY MISS the glaring "Happy Release Day" sign and the presents arranged tastefully in front of it. I walk around the table and survey the breakfast options, oblivious to my family's verbal and visual hints.

Them: "Go back around the table!!"

Me: *sees sign* "Ohhhh. Thank you." *still evidently sleep-zoned by my vague response*

Them: "That's not all!!!"

Me: *stares at the items "cluttering" the front of the sign*

Winning at this whole release day thing, y'all. 😆

But also. Look at that mug. LOOK at that mug. 😈😈😈

Also The Journey has a #1 New Release banner on Amazon and even though it's in a small category imma be excited. ^.^