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private messages
burt macklin
Hey Paris!
paris
hold on
paris
i'm eating cheetos
paris
ok sup
burt macklin
Just wanted to check in on you to see how you're doing. I haven't seen you in forever! We need to catch up.
paris
i'm doing awesome chris!
paris
and yes, i haven't seen you in forever
paris
it's been a good minute
burt macklin
Minute?
paris
oh right
paris
i'll rephrase
paris
since you're like 80 years old
burt macklin
Not my fault that I don't know the ins and outs of young people😕
burt macklin
You'll be happy to hear that Tom has been helping me with that
paris
oh yes i forgot ur a superhero now
paris
now that you're bffs with chris hemsworth can i hang out with you more
burt macklin
I'm sort of hurt that you are using me to get to the other Chris
burt macklin
But I really want to see you so I have to sacrifice my feelings
paris
wtf
paris
who said anything about sacrificing
paris
what r these superheroes getting you into
burt macklin
We wake up every morning at sunrise to go pray to the superhero blockbuster god, Heath Ledger, then at lunch we give food offerings to our creator and maker, Stan Lee
paris
u do realize that heath ledger played the joker right
paris
and that isn't marvel
burt macklin
Okay whatever
burt macklin
He is still the superhero blockbuster god
paris
paris
yes
burt macklin
That just made me think of this
burt macklin
paris
wow
paris
i am literally amazed at ur meme intellect
paris
who is ur master
burt macklin
I work with some young people, remember? They keep me up to date with some things
paris
burt macklin
I'm not even that old
burt macklin
You just think that I am because I use proper grammar
paris
ur still old to me
paris
anyways how hot is chris hemsworth's australian accent from 1-10
burt macklin
It is beautiful
paris
i'm so glad to hear
paris
paris
this is important u need to answer david dobrik really wants to know
burt macklin
But why
paris
just do it
paris
it's a part of my paycheck ok
burt macklin
Well then
burt macklin
I'd have to say that I'm an Icy Pole
paris
good answer
paris
i like it
burt macklin
Well which one are you?
paris
oh right
paris
i'm definitely bubble o' bill
burt macklin
You love cracking up a cold one with the boys?
paris
of course every weekend
burt macklin
This David person
paris
yes my bff and boss?
burt macklin
Is that the vlog squad thing you're in?
paris
yes that's exactly it
paris
why so
burt macklin
I want to meet all of your friends!
paris
paris
paris
is this real
paris
r u joking
burt macklin
Nope, no jokes here!
paris
WOW
paris
david is going to cry
paris
so that means you'll do a video with us??
burt macklin
Sure! I'll do a video blog!
paris
paris
it's just vlog, chris
burt macklin
Oh, right
burt macklin
paris
you memeing yourself is the best thing i've ever witnessed
burt macklin
See ya in the vlog!
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honestly???? don't know what i'm doing but whatever
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