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location: los angeles, california
pariscooper: this is me, in my natural habitat. and after i ate this daviddobrik made me chug a whole bottle of vodka but what's new
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username: NUT
username: i can't believe paris invented eating pasta we stan a queen
daviddobrik: content > your whiny ass
username: i'm sorry vodka what is that who is she? alcohol? uhhhmmmm
zane: yeah that pasta looks great
zane: especially when the fucking chunks were all over the fucking floor because you can't keep a drink down
pariscooper: excuse me look who's talking zane
todderic_: oh fun was i not invited to this
todderic_: sad
daviddobrik: NO BC YOU WERE TOO BUSY GETTING SUCKED OFF BY CORINNA todderic_
username: oh shit oh SHIT
username: david just SNAPPED
corinnakopf: i just wanted to suck some dick what can i say daviddobrik
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lizakoshy: i see that cross necklace did you go to church this next morning to repent for your sins?
lizakoshy: JUST KIDDING SWEETIE LOVE YOU I LOVE THIS FASHION STATEMENT
username: i just love the vlog squad wow i love them so much
ernst: here lies the alcoholic of the vlog squad. may she rest in peace
username: what does that even mean ernst
heathhussar: i will fight for that position till the day i die ernst
jasonnash: fucking kids these days and their drinks. when will they learn
daviddobrik: jason shut the fuck up jasonnash
username: paris needs a bf
pariscooper: paris needs another drink username
shuapeck: i still can't believe france named a city after you
tyleroakley: A SLAY
_emmachamberlain: that's why u stick to coffee bc it doesn't make u puke ur guts out
zane: shut the fuck up you underaged filth _emmachamberlain
realbignik: HELL YEAH FUCK SHIT UPPPPPPPPP
username: i just wanna see wtf this vlog is about
bjcalvillo: stay safe, kids
prattprattpratt: you're all grown up now! that's awesome! we need to catch up!
username: ummmmmmm that's chris pratt
username: paris knows chris pratt
username: i love her so much more now wow
daviddobrik: omg hi i love you prattprattpratt
pariscooper: yes we do!!!! tell your mom i said hi and that i miss her cooking a whole lot prattprattpratt
shuapeck: you're kidding
shuapeck: paris knows everyone oh my god
vanilladingdong: hey paris care to tell why fucking chris pratt is commenting on this post
prattprattpratt: for sure! and this vlog squad thing sounds like so much fun!! pariscooper
username: i'm so shook rn
heathhussar: i'm sorry, the old heath can't come to the phone right now. why? oh, cause he's dead!
daviddobrik: you are very much invited to my home at any time prattprattpratt
trishapaytas: did i mention that chris pratt is very attractive
jasonnash: excuse me trishapaytas
trishapaytas: oh shut up i'll be sucking your dick tonight jasonnash
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dominykas: sorry can't hear all of your banter over my freaking out over the fact that paris fucking knows famous people besides david
pariscooper: hey i know people other than you and david dominykas
username: i'm just too shook to function right now
todderic_: me too username
pariscooper: can everyone just calm down and act like normal fucking human beings
shuapeck: we are pariscooper
pariscooper: no all of you are calling me at the same time shuapeck
pariscooper: I NEED PEACE LEAVE ME ALONE
zane: NEVER BITCH U DIDN'T TELL US THAT YOU KNOW CHRIS PRATT I DON'T KNOW IF THATS ACCEPTABLE pariscooper
pariscooper: god i hate all of you
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as u can see idk what i'm doing but this is fun to write. also leave a comment or sum
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