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vlog $quad
[10+ members]

king
paris

king
what the fuck is going on

king
why are there marvel shitpost accounts following me by the HUNDREDS

king
oops i mean *thousands

corinna
okay we get it david you have a fuckton of followers

erin
why are u complaining david go buy a car or something

dirty dom
yoooo wtf is marvel??

big nik
^^ yeah what the fuck y'all talking about

dirty dom
it sounds like it should be a game of thrones house

nashed potato
how do u not know what marvel is

nashed potato
even my old ass knows what that is

paris

zane
PARIS EXPLAIN YOU COWARD

corinna
hey if u know all the marvel people now can you give me sebastian stan's number thanks

josh
stfu corinna

paris
can everyone just calm down

zane

zane
no

paris

king

jeff
this gc is a mess can i leave

paris
never bitch

josh
can u just tell david what he wants so he can shut up

david
pleaseeeee paris

david
i'll buy u a bottle of vodka for tonight

paris
ok fine i'll tell you

toad
you fucking fiend i hate you

paris

king
FUCKING SPILL

paris
it's not even that big of a deal david

paris
it's just that chris pratt is going to be in our next vlog

paris
you're welcome

josh
NO WAY

josh
YOURE KIDDING

king
FUCK YES

king

king
not to be picky but can we pls have rdj too????

paris
good lord david i can only do so much

dirty dom
ahhhh chris pratt is the one from parks and rec

dirty dom
that's lit

toad

toad
im so excited

erin
can i marry chris pratt please

josh
erin don't you have a husband

erin
yes and??

jeff
anyways i call elizabeth olsen

zane
SCARLETT

corinna
sebastian stan

paris
CALM TF DOWN YALL I LITERALLY JUST KNOW ONE CHRIS

king

king
we want more bitch

king
sorry i called u a bitch i'm really excited right now

heather
so when is johnny karate coming to hang wit us

paris
this friday

paris
so everyone please be on your best behavior

paris
don't embarrass me

zane
i never embarrass u paris what are u talking about

paris
when we were at the club one night you went around and told everyone that me and you fucked

king
UM

paris
we didn't fuck, david

paris
i will not stoop that low

heather
one time zane pissed on david's lawn

heather
in broad daylight

corinna
one time u gave me herpes from hitting the juul

zane
okay fine i'm embarrassing

big nik
what the fuck zane u gotta juul???!??!!

erin
oh lord

zane
GODDAMMIT CORINNA

jonah
who stole the pizza bitch!!

jonah
i will fucking find you

toad
jonah no one cares

paris
okay y'all remember

paris
friday is the day!!!!!

jeff

king
IM SO FUCKING READY

paris
this means u can stop inviting tana to the vlogs!!

heather
and i OOP—

carly
BAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

erin
THIS BITCH

josh

king
paris u are the pettiest person i know

paris
and u are the FAKEST i know

king
i'm going to be nice to tana and u should too

king
now goodnight everyone i have to wither away and cry until i am cured of depression

jeff
damn david goodnight then

king
JUST KIDDING IM A BAD BITCH

king
see y'all on friday 🥰

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sorry for the sucky ending. as u can see i have no idea where i'm going with this story