July 30, 2015
11:37 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: bro
HOOT HOOT: bruh
ur favorite lolcat: BRO
HOOT HOOT: BRUH
ur favorite lolcat: BR O
HOOT HOOT: B R U H
ur favorite lolcat: MY BROIEST OF BROS
HOOT HOOT: SUPREME BRUH

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12:02 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: ... anyway dude what did u want
ur favorite lolcat: oh
ur favorite lolcat: right
ur favorite lolcat: i was thinking
HOOT HOOT: dangerous pastime bruh
ur favorite lolcat: well u know i always live dangerously
HOOT HOOT: bruh ... last week u refused to finish a bag of potato chips bc it touched the ground for 2 seconds
ur favorite lolcat: just because i live dangerously doesnt mean i have to be unhygienic bro cmon
ur favorite lolcat: but that isnt the point
ur favorite lolcat: the point
ur favorite lolcat: is
HOOT HOOT: yesssssssssss?
ur favorite lolcat: i think we should start a group chat
ur favorite lolcat: with sawamura
HOOT HOOT: sawamura?
ur favorite lolcat: karasuno's captain
HOOT HOOT: RIGHT
HOOT HOOT: WAIT
HOOT HOOT: BRUH
HOOT HOOT: DOES THIS MEAN
ur favorite lolcat: i thought we could all help each other out
ur favorite lolcat: with like
HOOT HOOT: SEX
ur favorite lolcat: captainy things
ur favorite lolcat: WHAT NO
HOOT HOOT: ;)
ur favorite lolcat: HE HAS A BOYFRIND
ur favorite lolcat: BOYFRIEND
ur favorite lolcat: SHIT
HOOT HOOT: u know what else he has?
HOOT HOOT: a gr8 ass
ur favorite lolcat: bro pls im serious
HOOT HOOT: im serious
ur favorite lolcat: hes a good captain and i want advice
HOOT HOOT: but like
HOOT HOOT: what kind of advice
ur favorite lolcat: did u notice that his team actually listens to him?
ur favorite lolcat: like ... they actually call him sawamura-san
HOOT HOOT: my team calls me bokuto-san
ur favorite lolcat: thats only bc ud go into emo mode if they didnt
HOOT HOOT: HEY AT LEAST IT WORKS
ur favorite lolcat: i tell it like i see it
HOOT HOOT: but
HOOT HOOT: ok
HOOT HOOT: sawamura seems like a chill guy
HOOT HOOT: even if our teams are definitely better than his
ur favorite lolcat: obviously
HOOT HOOT: also he would be fun to mess with
ur favorite lolcat: yesssss
HOOT HOOT: ohoho?
ur favorite lolcat: ohohoho ;o
ur favorite lolcat: ill make a group chat later
HOOT HOOT: wait sawamura has a skype?
HOOT HOOT: wait u KNOW sawamura's skype???
HOOT HOOT: ??????????
ur favorite lolcat: kenma knows hinata's and hinata knows sawamura's
HOOT HOOT: HINATA!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: I LOVE HINATA
HOOT HOOT: LETS INVITE HINATA INTO THE GROUP CHAT
ur favorite lolcat: he's not a captain
HOOT HOOT: BOO
ur favorite lolcat: i can give u his skype though
HOOT HOOT: BOO REDACTED

July 30, 2015
6:42 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat created CROWS CATS OWLS UNITE

ur favorite lolcat added HOOT HOOT, Sawamura Daichi

ur favorite lolcat: ohoho?
HOOT HOOT: ohohoho
HOOT HOOT: wait bro ive gotta show u i found the coolest video earlier
HOOT HOOT: ur favorite lolcat: where did u find this candid footage of me
HOOT HOOT: i was FILMING IT bruh
ur favorite lolcat: BRUH

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7:51 P.M.

Sawamura Daichi: What the fuck.
HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURAAAAAA
ur favorite lolcat: SAWAMURA WHAT A DIRTY MOUTH
ur favorite lolcat: WHAT WOULD YOUR CHILDREN SAY
Sawamura Daichi: There are ... 568 unread messages?
HOOT HOOT: YOU TYPE WITH CORRECT PUNCTUATION
Sawamura Daichi: Yes?
HOOT HOOT: I LOVE U SAWAMURA
Sawamura Daichi: Thank you?
Sawamura Daichi: Who are you?
HOOT HOOT: ..................
HOOT HOOT: dont talk to me any more
ur favorite lolcat: lol
Sawamura Daichi: ...
Sawamura Daichi: Bokuto?
ur favorite lolcat: ur a smart guy sawamura

Sawamura Daichi would like to add you as a contact.

You and Sawamura Daichi are now connected on Skype!

7:54 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: HEYHEYHEY
HOOT HOOT: HEY SAWAMURR
HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURAA
Sawamura Daichi: Hello Bokuto.
Sawamura Daichi: Hello ... Kuroo, I'm assuming?
ur favorite lolcat: damn straight
ur favorite lolcat: or well
ur favorite lolcat: not straight
ur favorite lolcat: but u get the point
HOOT HOOT: ohohohoho
Sawamura Daichi: But what is this, exactly?
ur favorite lolcat: a group chat
HOOT HOOT: GROUP CHAT
Sawamura Daichi: Which is?
HOOT HOOT: GROUP CHAT
Sawamura Daichi: That doesn't answer my question.
ur favorite lolcat: a chat
ur favorite lolcat: with a group
ur favorite lolcat: havent u ever used skype before?
Sawamura Daichi: Suga helped me make an account last summer when he went to stay with his aunt and uncle in Korea for two weeks.
HOOT HOOT: AWWWWW
HOOT HOOT: thats adorable
ur favorite lolcat: how is sugawara? howre u guys?
Sawamura Daichi: Fine? I'm not sure why you're asking me.
ur favorite lolcat: why dyou think
HOOT HOOT: WE CARE ABOUT U SAWAMURA
Sawamura Daichi: You barely know me.
HOOT HOOT: BUT WE WANT TO
ur favorite lolcat: thats the purpose of this chat
ur favorite lolcat: for us to exchange techniques and stuff
Sawamura Daichi: Oh. Okay.
Sawamura Daichi: I can get behind this.
Sawamura Daichi: So, Kuroo, what new strategies is Nekoma planning to use in their next match against Karasuno?
ur favorite lolcat: sawamura you ain't slick

August 7th, 2015
7:12 P.M.

Sawamura Daichi: Hey guys, is anyone online?
HOOT HOOT: IM HERE SAWAMURA
Sawamura Daichi: You know how you helped Tsukishima with blocking during the training camp?
HOOT HOOT: YEAH
HOOT HOOT: MAN that was a good week
Sawamura Daichi: Do you have any thoughts on teaching him to spike better?
Sawamura Daichi: My strength is in receives, Suga and our coach are both setters, and our ace is scared of him, so we don't really have anyone to teach him.
HOOT HOOT: your ace? the big guy?
Sawamura Daichi: Yeah, Azumane.
HOOT HOOT: because tsukishima's taller...?
HOOT HOOT: im pretty sure azumane's still twice his weight
Sawamura Daichi: It's not the height, he's just scared of everything.
HOOT HOOT: ...alright
HOOT HOOT: hmmm
HOOT HOOT: first off he needs to trust his setter more
Sawamura Daichi: Easier said than done.
HOOT HOOT: he isnt gonna want to hear this but hes gotta put speed first, let the setter take care of accuracy
HOOT HOOT: id be nowhere w/o a reliable setter
HOOT HOOT: brb im gonna tell akaashi that itll make him happy
Sawamura Daichi: I'll ask Suga to work with him while still letting him think on his own.
Sawamura Daichi: With Kageyama, I can usually convince him that something's his own idea, but Tsukishima is too smart for that.
Sawamura Daichi: He's got a lot of potential, you know.
HOOT HOOT: TRUST ME I KNOW
Sawamura Daichi: How's Akaashi?
HOOT HOOT: he said "i know" and then told me to leave him alone so he could focus on homework
HOOT HOOT: hes still here though so whos the real winner
HOOT HOOT: (its me)
Sawamura Daichi: Whatever makes you happy.
HOOT HOOT: OH ALSO tsukishima clenches his shoulders a lot
HOOT HOOT: he tries to hit hard with the strength of his muscles rather than the speed of his arm
HOOT HOOT: should be the other way around
HOOT HOOT: if that makes any sense at all
Sawamura Daichi: It does, actually.
HOOT HOOT: get him to be more fluid about it
Sawamura Daichi: Thanks, that was...surprisingly helpful.
HOOT HOOT: IM SMART SOMETIMES YKNOW
Sawamura Daichi: Any advice for Hinata, while we're at it?
HOOT HOOT: YEAH
HOOT HOOT: EXORCISE HIM TO MAKE SURE THAT QUICK ISNT FUCKIN WITCHCRAFT
HOOT HOOT: then send him to fukurodani so i can see him every day
Sawamura Daichi: No.

August 9, 2015
7:13 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURA ARE U AWAKE
Sawamura Daichi: I am.
Sawamura Daichi: Why?

HOOT HOOT sent a picture

Sawamura Daichi: Are those Hello Kitty pajamas?

HOOT HOOT sent a picture

HOOT HOOT: A CLOSE-UP
Sawamura Daichi: Oh my god is that Sharpie.
HOOT HOOT: ITLL WASH OFF
HOOT HOOT: EVENTUALLY
Sawamura Daichi: It's on his FACE, he'll get ink poisoning.
HOOT HOOT: URBAN MYTH
HOOT HOOT: IVE DRAWN ON KUROOS FACE MANY TIMES AND HES STILL KICKING
Sawamura Daichi: ...Whatever.
Sawamura Daichi: Why are you sharing this with me?
HOOT HOOT: BECAUSE IVE ALREADY SENT IT TO EVERYONE IN NEKOMA
HOOT HOOT: BUT NONE OF THEM ARE AWAKE TO APPRECIATE IT
Sawamura Daichi: I'm not sure Kuroo would appreciate this.
HOOT HOOT: THATS THE POINT
Sawamura Daichi: Also, how did you manage to do that?
HOOT HOOT: oh
HOOT HOOT: he slept over at my house after a video game marathon last night
HOOT HOOT: this happens sometimes
Sawamura Daichi: Who won?
HOOT HOOT: ME OBVIOUSLY
HOOT HOOT: IM THE GREATEST
Sawamura Daichi: ...
HOOT HOOT: well actually kuroo won
HOOT HOOT: but ive got blackmail for days so WHOS THE REAL WINNER
HOOT HOOT: HAHA SUCKER

9:27 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: bokuto koutarou i am going to end you

August 13, 2015
8:02 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: hey sawamura
Sawamura Daichi: Yes?
ur favorite lolcat: when ur away from practice for a day
ur favorite lolcat: does this ever happen?
Sawamura Daichi: Does what ever happen?
ur favorite lolcat: shit i forgot to send the link hold on
ur favorite lolcat:
Sawamura Daichi: What is this?
Sawamura Daichi: When mom is not home?
Sawamura Daichi: I'm not a mom.
ur favorite lolcat: i mean yeah ur a dad but
ur favorite lolcat: its the same concept
HOOT HOOT: BRO
ur favorite lolcat: BRUH
HOOT HOOT: I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED THAT MEME
ur favorite lolcat: THE MOST QUALITY MEME
Sawamura Daichi: Please don't ever send this to Hinata.
Sawamura Daichi: What's a meme?
HOOT HOOT: lol brb
ur favorite lolcat: uh
ur favorite lolcat: oh cmon bro
ur favorite lolcat: in my hour of need and everything
HOOT HOOT: I JUST NEED TO MESSAGE HINATA GIVE ME A BREAK
Sawamura Daichi: You have Hinata's Skype?
HOOT HOOT: ME N HINATA ARE BROS
Sawamura Daichi: So that's why he still won't shut up about you.
HOOT HOOT: omg really
Sawamura Daichi: He wants to be an ace, you know.
HOOT HOOT: HE WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE ME
HOOT HOOT: OMG
HOOT HOOT: im gonna steal him
Sawamura Daichi: Don't you dare.
Sawamura Daichi: That's off topic, though.
Sawamura Daichi: What is a meme?

ur favorite lolcat sent an image

ur favorite lolcat: you
ur favorite lolcat: you are a meme
Sawamura Daichi: That's just a picture of me? With "what is a meme" written over it in white font?
Sawamura Daichi: What does this have to do with the trombone video?
ur favorite lolcat: wow look at the time
ur favorite lolcat: gn
Sawamura Daichi: Kuroo, it's only 8:20.
HOOT HOOT: HINATA SAYS HE AND NISHINOYA ARE GONNA DO THE VIDEO
HOOT HOOT: WHEN SUGA ISN'T HOME
Sawamura Daichi: Neither of them live with Suga!
Sawamura Daichi: Bokuto, do YOU understand memes?
HOOT HOOT: OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A TRULY TERRIFYING AMOUNT OF HOMEWORK TO FINISH TONIGHT
HOOT HOOT: TTYL
Sawamura Daichi: WHAT IS TTYL?
Sawamura Daichi: Bokuto!
Sawamura Daichi: ...Argh.

August 15th, 2015
8:18 A.M.

Sawamura Daichi: I asked Hinata what a meme is.
HOOT HOOT: OHOHOHOHO
HOOT HOOT: WHAT DID HE SAY
Sawamura Daichi: He said to Google it, and I told him I don't know what a Google is, and he wouldn't stop laughing.
HOOT HOOT: omg
ur favorite lolcat: bokuto you chose a good protege
Sawamura Daichi: Guys.

ur favorite lolcat changed the title to sawamura daichi is a meme

Sawamura Daichi: GUYS.

August 19, 2015
2:05 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: ok sawamura
HOOT HOOT: bc its very late and i feel bad for u

HOOT HOOT changed the title to CROWS CATS OWLS UNITE

HOOT HOOT: and heres what a meme is
HOOT HOOT:

8:11 A.M.

Sawamura Daichi: I still don't get it.
ur favorite lolcat: lol

12:53 P.M.

Sawamura Daichi: So a meme is ... like an internet fad. A picture or video or text. That people find funny for a limited amount of time?
Sawamura Daichi: And a lot of variations are made on it?
Sawamura Daichi: And sometimes these variations are funny, but other times they contribute to killing the meme?
HOOT HOOT: WTF WHO TOLD U
Sawamura Daichi: Shimizu, our manager.
Sawamura Daichi: She's very smart.
ur favorite lolcat: i hate to break it to u sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: but u dont have to be very smart to understand memes
ur favorite lolcat: u just need a sense of humor
Sawamura Daichi: What? I have a great sense of humor!
Sawamura Daichi: I laugh at Suga's jokes all the time.
ur favorite lolcat: that doesnt count
Sawamura Daichi: Why not?
ur favorite lolcat: shit ttyl ive gotta get back to class
Sawamura Daichi: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
HOOT HOOT: dont you mean
HOOT HOOT: what does it meme
HOOT HOOT: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8:08 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: shit i just realized
ur favorite lolcat: sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: did u just start going around
ur favorite lolcat: asking everyone on ur team what memes are
Sawamura Daichi: I brought it up at our after-practice meeting, actually.
Sawamura Daichi: Why?
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahaha
ur favorite lolcat: im so happy we made this chat

August 25, 2015
4:56 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: crow dad are you online
ur favorite lolcat: ...
ur favorite lolcat: cmon i need help

5:39 P.M.

Sawamura Daichi: Sorry, practice just got out.
Sawamura Daichi: Suga says hi and that it was nice seeing you guys this weekend.
ur favorite lolcat: ohoho
ur favorite lolcat: ill give you guys some privacy if you want
Sawamura Daichi: We're just walking home?
Sawamura Daichi: What do you need?
Sawamura Daichi: Asahi says hi too.
Sawamura Daichi: Also, I'm not a dad.

Sawamura Daichi's nickname is now Dadchi.

ur favorite lolcat: whatever you say
Dadchi: Change that back.
ur favorite lolcat: anyways
ur favorite lolcat: you didn't hear this from me and i'll claw you apart if you tell your team but
ur favorite lolcat: i noticed this weekend. nekoma isn't as close as karasuno is.
ur favorite lolcat: and i need to fix that
ur favorite lolcat: besides me and kenma, it feels like we're teammates but not friends
ur favorite lolcat: working together but not playing together
ur favorite lolcat: we're cohesive but not cohesive enough
Dadchi: How do I change my name back?
ur favorite lolcat: ill tell you if you help me
Dadchi: Alright.
Dadchi: How much time do you guys spend together outside of practice?
ur favorite lolcat: uh
ur favorite lolcat: you guys do that?
Dadchi: Yeah. You don't?
ur favorite lolcat: just me and kenma
Dadchi: Usually we'll get food together after evening practice. The first-years really like pork buns, so I buy them those a lot.
Dadchi: And the weekend before a tournament, they generally sleep over my house.
ur favorite lolcat: to practice?
Dadchi: No, to watch movies and eat junk food and play video games and that sort of thing.
ur favorite lolcat: oh
ur favorite lolcat: isn't that kind of hard on you
ur favorite lolcat: and your wallet
Dadchi: It makes them happy. Besides, my house is the only one big enough for all of us.
Dadchi: Also, I'm guessing Kenma's grades are fine, but four of our starters don't do too well in school, so it's my job to make sure they're getting help.
Dadchi: Oh man, Kageyama has a literature test tomorrow...
Dadchi: Be right back, I have to text him.
ur favorite lolcat: did you actually just type out brb
ur favorite lolcat: that's precious
Dadchi: Don't know what that means.
Dadchi: I hope he learns how to study before I'm gone...
ur favorite lolcat: don't you have any second-years who could hold him to it?
Dadchi: Tanaka and Nishinoya are worse than he is.
Dadchi: Maybe Ennoshita.
ur favorite lolcat: ennoshita?
Dadchi: He's in line to be captain.
ur favorite lolcat: a captain who isn't a starter?
Dadchi: He's the leader of the second-years, and he's good at understanding people.
Dadchi: Being a good captain has nothing to do with being a good volleyball player.
ur favorite lolcat: this is becoming evident
Dadchi: Okay, I gave you advice, now tell me how to change my name back.
ur favorite lolcat: lol no way
Dadchi: Kuroo.
ur favorite lolcat: this is way too good
ur favorite lolcat: besides its revenge
Dadchi: For what?!
ur favorite lolcat: you and bokuto spammed the chat with 200 messages of bird facts two nights ago and thats just unforgivable
ur favorite lolcat: sorry dad
Dadchi: KUROO.

9:07 P.M.

Dadchi: SUGA WON'T TELL ME HOW TO CHANGE MY NAME BACK.
HOOT HOOT: hahahahahahaha

September 9, 2015
12:14 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: okay so about this buying your first years pork buns thing
Dadchi: It doesn't have to be pork buns.
Dadchi: Just get them food. Show that you appreciate them.
ur favorite lolcat: but theyre pains in the ass
Dadchi: They're your pains in the ass.
HOOT HOOT: dadchi thats the most dadlike thing ive ever heard u say
Dadchi: Do you guys want my help or not?
ur favorite lolcat: im gonna get them a communal litterbox
Dadchi: Kuroo, no.

September 20, 2015
5:07 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: DO U KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
HOOT HOOT: DO U

5:41 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: DOES ANYONE
HOOT HOOT: WHERE IS EVERYONE

6:16 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: YOUVE ALL BETRAYED ME

6:47 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: ALL OF YOU
HOOT HOOT: BETRAYERS

7:05 A.M.

Dadchi: Bokuto, we were all asleep.
Dadchi: What where you doing up at 5am?
HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURA DO U KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
Dadchi: September 20th?
HOOT HOOT: AAAAAAARGH

7:29 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: happy birthday bokuto
HOOT HOOT: WHERE WERE U 2 HOURS AGO
ur favorite lolcat: asleep
HOOT HOOT: WTF
HOOT HOOT: UR NO LONGER INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
ur favorite lolcat: ill just get kenma to get akaashi to tell me where it is

8:13 A.M.

Dadchi: Oh, so that's what day it is.
Dadchi: Happy birthday, Bokuto!
HOOT HOOT: THANK U SAWAMURA
HOOT HOOT: FOR MY PRESENT CAN U GIVE ME HINATA
Dadchi: No.
HOOT HOOT: OH WELL WORTH A SHOT

September 24, 2015
3:21 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: BOKUTO
HOOT HOOT: KUROO
ur favorite lolcat: ur favorite lolcat: FOUND THE SEQUEL
HOOT HOOT: WHAT

3:25 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: WHY COOL GUY
HOOT HOOT: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

October 4, 2015
4:32 P.M.

Dadchi: Hey, Kuroo.
ur favorite lolcat: sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: whats up
Dadchi: Can you tell Kenma that Hinata is very sorry, but his phone died, and he'll reply to his text as soon as he gets home after practice?
ur favorite lolcat: sure
ur favorite lolcat: kenma nodded a bit
ur favorite lolcat: yamamoto says to tell tanaka that he is a good man
ur favorite lolcat: and that its fucking hilarious that you didnt know what a meme was
Dadchi: Did you tell ALL of them?!
ur favorite lolcat: maybe
Dadchi: Hinata says, once again, to tell Kenma that he's sorry.
Dadchi: I told him I'd already relayed the message, but he insisted.
HOOT HOOT: WTF I WANT A PERSONAL MESSAGE FROM HINATA
Dadchi: Hinata says he thinks you're very cool.
HOOT HOOT: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: TELL HIM I THINK HES VERY COOL TOO
Dadchi: He just made that excited crow noise.
HOOT HOOT: I LOVE THE EXCITED CROW NOISE
HOOT HOOT: TELL HIM I LOVE THE EXCITED CROW NOISE
Dadchi: Okay, this is ridiculous. I have a practice to run.
Dadchi: I'm not relaying messages anymore.
HOOT HOOT: NOOOOOO
HOOT HOOT: BUT HINATA
HOOT HOOT: MY TINY CROW SON
ur favorite lolcat: u can literally message him whenever bokuto
HOOT HOOT: RIGHT NOW HIS PHONES DEAD THOUGH
HOOT HOOT: D: D: D:
ur favorite lolcat: bro akaashi just texted me to tell you to get back to practicing
ur favorite lolcat: stop angsting about ur crow son and go spike or whatever
HOOT HOOT: OK I AM GOING
HOOT HOOT: BUT I LOVE HINATA

7:23 P.M.

Dadchi: BOKUTO.
Dadchi: HINATA IS NOT YOUR SON.
ur favorite lolcat: oh no is dadchi gettin madchi
Dadchi: ...

7:31 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: BRO I THINK U BROKE HIM

October 16, 2015
5:21 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: i would just like to announce
ur favorite lolcat: that it is my favorite setter's birthday
HOOT HOOT: dude akaashi's birthday is in december
ur favorite lolcat: im talking about kenma
ur favorite lolcat: you dumb owl
HOOT HOOT: im sorry
HOOT HOOT: but my setter is cuter than yours
ur favorite lolcat: do u wanna GO
HOOT HOOT: I HAVE 146 PICTURES OF AKAASHI RIGHT HERE ON MY PHONE
Dadchi: Guys, please don't fight.
Dadchi: We all know who the real cutest setter is.
ur favorite lolcat: ...
Dadchi: Sugawara Koushi.
ur favorite lolcat: HOW DARE YOU
ur favorite lolcat: COME IN HERE
ur favorite lolcat: AND INSULT MY SETTER
ur favorite lolcat: ON HIS BIRTHDAY
HOOT HOOT: AND MY SETTER
Dadchi: Okay. I think we need to stop this.
HOOT HOOT: YOU STARTED IT
ur favorite lolcat: actually bokuto u started it
Dadchi: Are both of you literally five years old?
ur favorite lolcat: yep
HOOT HOOT: YEAH
Dadchi: Can we just agree that we all have attractive setters?

5:49 P.M.

Dadchi: Can we?
HOOT HOOT: yeah ok
ur favorite lolcat: but know that this is only bc bokuto and i have fought over this before
ur favorite lolcat: and miyagi is too far to go just to fight someone
ur favorite lolcat: at least as long as im unemployed
Dadchi: ... Okay?
ur favorite lolcat: this isnt over sawamura

October 19, 2015
10:12 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: hey sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: i hear ur team got through the miyagi prelims
ur favorite lolcat: guess some of the stuff you saw at the training camp mustve really rubbed off on u huh
ur favorite lolcat: or the teams in miyagi just arent as strong as the teams in tokyo B-)
Dadchi: My team works very hard, I'll have you know.
Dadchi: And what ... is that?
ur favorite lolcat: its called an emoji
ur favorite lolcat: ;)
Dadchi: Why is it winking at me?
ur favorite lolcat: it wants to jump ur bones
ur favorite lolcat: i think it looks a bit like sugawara
HOOT HOOT: HEYHEYHEYHEY
HOOT HOOT: OH MAN SAWAMURA DOESNT KNOW WHAT EMOJI ARE
HOOT HOOT: THIS IS A NEW LOW
Dadchi: I don't understand the point.
ur favorite lolcat: emojis are for when you cant fully express your emotions in words
ur favorite lolcat: skypes are weird af though
HOOT HOOT: i like them
HOOT HOOT: i like this one :D
ur favorite lolcat: my favorite is :3c
HOOT HOOT: nooooo
Dadchi: What is that?
ur favorite lolcat: its a cat face
ur favorite lolcat: the : are my eyes
ur favorite lolcat: the 3 is my mouth
ur favorite lolcat: the c is my paw, which I am putting to my mouth
Dadchi: I don't really get it.
ur favorite lolcat: you strike me as a -_- man
Dadchi: That makes no grammatical sense.
Dadchi: Why are there hyphens but no words?
HOOT HOOT: theyre eyes and a mouth
Dadchi: No, they're definitely hyphens?
HOOT HOOT: jeez what are you ushiwaka?
HOOT HOOT: use your imagination
Dadchi: I guess I see it.

October 25, 2015
5:25 P.M.

Dadchi: Guys, I have an announcement.
ur favorite lolcat: are u and sugawara tying the knot for real?
Dadchi: What? No.
HOOT HOOT: IS IT THAT KARASUNO KICKED SHIRATORIZAWA'S ASS AND WON THE MIYAGI FINALS
Dadchi: Yes!
Dadchi: How did you know?!
HOOT HOOT: HINATA
HOOT HOOT: WEVE BEEN SNAPCHATTING ALL WEEKEND

HOOT HOOT sent a picture

ur favorite lolcat: wow ive never seen so many exclamation points in one place before
Dadchi: Is that ... a picture of Kageyama crying?
HOOT HOOT: I THINK SO
Dadchi: I'd better go check on him.
Dadchi: See if he's okay.
HOOT HOOT: NAH BRO I THINK HE'S JUST EXCITED
ur favorite lolcat: for good reason
ur favorite lolcat: karasuno hasn't been to nationals in a while, right?
Dadchi: Not since before my time.
Dadchi: And if I had to admit it ... I'm really excited, too.
Dadchi: I remember in my first year, the captain said we'd try to go to nationals. And it seemed like an impossible goal at the time, but he told us that if we ever had the opportunity - strong players, good teamwork - we should work as hard as we could to seize that opportunity.
Dadchi: And now it's really happened. It feels a little surreal. But I'm so proud of everyone on the team.
Dadchi: Shit.
HOOT HOOT: sawamura are you crying?
Dadchi: Why would you ask that?
ur favorite lolcat: hes definitely crying
ur favorite lolcat: dont be ashamed bro
ur favorite lolcat: its ok to cry
HOOT HOOT: THATS NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME LAST WEEK
ur favorite lolcat: bro u were crying over snakes
HOOT HOOT: THEY DONT HAVE ANY ARMS
ur favorite lolcat: anyway sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: don't get too cocky yet
ur favorite lolcat: nationals is no walk in the park
HOOT HOOT: YEAH! YOU MIGHT HAVE TO FACE ONE OF US
Dadchi: Don't remind me.
ur favorite lolcat: cat vs crow! battle of the garbage heap! on the national stage!
Dadchi: That would be something, alright.
Dadchi: I know our coach would love it.
ur favorite lolcat: ours too
HOOT HOOT: EXCUSE U FUKURODANI MIGHT WIN U NEVER KNOW
Dadchi: When are your spring high matches?
ur favorite lolcat: they're more spread out - quarterfinals are in a few weeks, and then semifinals two weeks after them
ur favorite lolcat: nekoma and fukurodani are up against each other in the semifinals if we both win our matches before that
HOOT HOOT: WAIT REALLY
ur favorite lolcat: bro dont u pay any attention to the bracket?
ur favorite lolcat: ur the captain
HOOT HOOT: BUT AKAASHI'S SO MUCH BETTER AT THAT STUFF
Dadchi: Well, good luck to you both.

October 27, 2015
10:38 P.M.

Dadchi added perfectkawa ✌

perfectkawa ✌: hellooooo losers
perfectkawa ✌: did you miss me? ٩(♡ε♡ )۶