December 28th, 2015
9:12 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Kuroo, I meant to mention earlier.
ur favorite lolcat: oh no
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Your turn.
HOOT HOOT: ???
HOOT HOOT: IS THIS THE SAME SHIT AS THE OTHER NIGHT
HOOT HOOT: YOURE KILLING ME HERE WHATS GOING ON
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Kuroo and I made a pact to ask our setters out.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I did my part. And I know Kenma is there right now.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: So.
ur favorite lolcat: okay okay you caught me detectivechi
ur favorite lolcat: i was tryna slink around all sneaky and sly
HOOT HOOT: DEETS DEETS DEETS DEETS
perfectkawa ✌: not you too >.<
ur favorite lolcat: not yet
ur favorite lolcat: don't worry bro we're both still single together
ur favorite lolcat: i was gonna i swear
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Excuses already?
ur favorite lolcat: EXCUSES ARE ALL THERE ARE
HOOT HOOT: oh man
perfectkawa ✌: ouch
HOOT HOOT: he sunk his own ship just to kill the captain
ur favorite lolcat: kenma fell asleep
perfectkawa ✌: wake him up, stupid!
perfectkawa ✌: it's only like 9:15
ur favorite lolcat: ah
ur favorite lolcat: well, see, kenma and i decided to get drunk
ur favorite lolcat: but kenma fell asleep after like one glass of wine
ur favorite lolcat: it was a regular glass, though, not a wine glass, so i'm not sure how much that is
ur favorite lolcat: he's asleep on my bed
ur favorite lolcat: which, we always share the bed, we were planning to share the bed tonight anyway
ur favorite lolcat: but
ur favorite lolcat: dude i'm just. looking at him
perfectkawa ✌: this is gross (;¬_¬)
ur favorite lolcat: he's absolutely adorable
ur favorite lolcat: people don't realize about kenma
ur favorite lolcat: he doesn't try to do anything, ever
ur favorite lolcat: but when he does he's so good at it
perfectkawa ✌: hold up, are you using apostrophes?
perfectkawa ✌: who are you and where is kuroo
ur favorite lolcat: i may have decided to drink the rest of the bottle
ur favorite lolcat: it may have been a big bottle
HOOT HOOT: OH SHIT
ur favorite lolcat: i may be drunk as fuck
HOOT HOOT: ACCEPTABLE
ur favorite lolcat: bro
ur favorite lolcat: first of all
ur favorite lolcat: i love you so much
HOOT HOOT: BRO
HOOT HOOT: YOURE NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOURE DRUNK ARE YOU
ur favorite lolcat: i am so serious
ur favorite lolcat: you are my brother from another mother
ur favorite lolcat: you inspire me
HOOT HOOT: BRO...
HOOT HOOT: BRO SAME THOUGH
ur favorite lolcat: oh my god bro
ur favorite lolcat: i admire you so much
ur favorite lolcat: you are so good with people you always know exactly what they need
ur favorite lolcat: you are so full of love
HOOT HOOT: I;M TEARING UP
HOOT HOOT: BROH MY GOD
HOOT HOOT: KUROO...
ur favorite lolcat: i love you bro i love you so much
HOOT HOOT: BRO I LOVE YOU TOO
HOOT HOOT: GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT KENMA THOUGH I CANT HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS
ur favorite lolcat: anything for you bro literally anything
ur favorite lolcat: ok kenma though
ur favorite lolcat: like
ur favorite lolcat: how is he so good at video games???
ur favorite lolcat: i have never won a game of mario kart with kozume kenma
ur favorite lolcat: in my entire life
ur favorite lolcat: why is that so cute
ur favorite lolcat: he bleached his hair but he hasn't dyed his roots in over a year
ur favorite lolcat: but it looks GOOD
ur favorite lolcat: it's all spread across my pillow right now
ur favorite lolcat: i'm not gonna take a picture because that would be creepy but i promise you he is so cute
ur favorite lolcat: guys i know he seems like he doesn't try to do anything but he's really interested in some stuff!
ur favorite lolcat: mostly chibi-chan and dragon age inquisition
ur favorite lolcat: but still
ur favorite lolcat: he was snuggled up to me earlier before he fell asleep
ur favorite lolcat: actually it might have been after he fell asleep
ur favorite lolcat: but he was snuggled up to me
ur favorite lolcat: and he was playing dragon age and i was stroking his hair
ur favorite lolcat: and
ur favorite lolcat: i forget where i was going with this
perfectkawa ✌: 10/10
ur favorite lolcat: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD HIM SNEEZE
ur favorite lolcat: he sneezes like a tiny kitten and then he looks so surprised about it
ur favorite lolcat: he's a lot like a cat
ur favorite lolcat: so am i but i'm like the cat that gets a fish skeleton stuck on its head in the garbage can
ur favorite lolcat: kenma is the cat that pretends it's apathetic but then it's around you 98% of the time
ur favorite lolcat: and just happens to casually walk up to the door when you get home
ur favorite lolcat: and coincidentally follows you when you move between rooms
ur favorite lolcat: he's really smart! and sometimes when he outwits me he smiles
ur favorite lolcat: and it's so cute
ur favorite lolcat: it's very small but i can see it
ur favorite lolcat: SOMETIMES HE SITS WITH HIS FEET AND HIS HANDS
ur favorite lolcat: like the butterfly stretch
ur favorite lolcat: but like kitten paws
ur favorite lolcat: that didn't make sense did it
ur favorite lolcat: IT'S CUTE OKAY
ur favorite lolcat: i saw him drop his phone on his face once and it was the cutest thing i've ever seen in my life
ur favorite lolcat: he looks really good in red and black but sometimes i think about him in like
ur favorite lolcat: like the fukurodani uniform or something, something black and white, with his pretty hair
ur favorite lolcat: (have i mentioned how soft his hair is?)
ur favorite lolcat: and his eyes like cat eyes
ur favorite lolcat: you guys know he's really shy right?
ur favorite lolcat: he's not rude he's just really anxious around people
ur favorite lolcat: he cares a lot about people's opinions
ur favorite lolcat: i hope he knows i love him
ur favorite lolcat: guys i think about him before i go to sleep sometimes
ur favorite lolcat: is that not the gayest shit you've heard all day
perfectkawa ✌: that's pretty gay
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Wow.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I thought I was head-over-heels.
ur favorite lolcat: the day i change my skype name to mr. kozume tetsurou is the day they carry me off in a coffin
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oikawa, do you know how to change Skype nicknames?
perfectkawa ✌: DONT BRING ME INTO THIS
ur favorite lolcat: good man
perfectkawa ✌: kuroo, where are you right now???
ur favorite lolcat: my room?
perfectkawa ✌: where in your room
ur favorite lolcat: i'm at my desk
perfectkawa ✌: you should go to bed
ur favorite lolcat: it's not even 10 yet
perfectkawa ✌: does kenma usually get cuddly in his sleep?
ur favorite lolcat: ...oh
ur favorite lolcat: yeah
ur favorite lolcat: he does
ur favorite lolcat: like a leech
perfectkawa ✌: soooooooooooo
perfectkawa ✌: he wakes up in your arms
perfectkawa ✌: and then you confess your undying love for him!
perfectkawa ✌: and then...another person in this chat is in a disgustingly sweet relationship
perfectkawa ✌: wait maybe this is a bad idea
ur favorite lolcat: no actually that's great
ur favorite lolcat: oikawa you're a bro
ur favorite lolcat: broikawa?
ur favorite lolcat: no that sounds like a vegetable
ur favorite lolcat: anyway thanks i'm going to do that
perfectkawa ✌: why must i be so beautiful
perfectkawa ✌: and yet have lapses in judgment like these

December 29, 2015
10:10 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: gooooooooooooood morning
HOOT HOOT: HE LIVES
HOOT HOOT: first things first, hangover?
ur favorite lolcat: nah i was chuggin water
HOOT HOOT: EXCELLENT THEN HOW'D IT GO
perfectkawa ✌: yes, tell us, are you in a mushy gross relationship too now?
ur favorite lolcat: idk i might be able to tell you coherently if SOMEONE would stop nuzzling my chest
HOOT HOOT: AYYYYY THAT'S A YES
ur favorite lolcat: hell yeah it is
ur favorite lolcat: guys he was so cute about it too
ur favorite lolcat: i asked him if he wanted to go out with me and he said we go places together all the time
ur favorite lolcat: and i told him i meant like being boyfriends bc i like him in a romantic way
ur favorite lolcat: AND HE STARTED BLUSHING
ur favorite lolcat: AND HE SAID YES RLY QUIETLY AND THEN HE SHOVED HIS FACE INTO MY CHEST
ur favorite lolcat: hes so cute
perfectkawa ✌: thats disgusting
ur favorite lolcat: lmao jealous???
perfectkawa ✌: NO
ur favorite lolcat: ohhhhhhh thats a yes
perfectkawa ✌: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahahaha
perfectkawa ✌: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF UR STUPID MORNINGS AND WAKING UP SMILING UR DUMB SMILES AT EACH OTHER
ur favorite lolcat: who said anything about smiling 8]
ur favorite lolcat: besides this is partially ur doing
perfectkawa ✌: PISS OFF
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Question.
ur favorite lolcat: shoot
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Why is your typing better drunk than it is sober?
ur favorite lolcat: dont even hate
perfectkawa ✌: more important question
perfectkawa ✌: do you get gayer with alcohol, or are you always that gay and you just can't cover it up when you're drunk?
ur favorite lolcat: ALRIGHT WE BOTH KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT
ur favorite lolcat: honestly i came out to have a good time
HOOT HOOT: DONT
ur favorite lolcat: and im feeling so attacked right now
perfectkawa ✌: ohhhhhhh my god

December 31, 2015
10:46 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: happy birthday to our favorite dad
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Is it your father's birthday today, Kuroo?
ur favorite lolcat: no
ur favorite lolcat: its sawamuras
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: But he is not a father
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Is he?
HOOT HOOT: HEYHEYHEYHEY
HOOT HOOT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAWAMURA
HOOT HOOT: and ushiwaka hes totally a dad
HOOT HOOT: havent u seen how he interacts with his team?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I thought that was just how good captains behaved
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahaha
ur favorite lolcat: no
ur favorite lolcat: not that sawamura isnt a good captain
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: What makes him a dad?
ur favorite lolcat: something about how he has to discipline all the rowdy underclassmen on his team
HOOT HOOT: according to hinata most of the team has accidentally called him dad before
ur favorite lolcat: half the music he listens to is classic rock
ur favorite lolcat: hes completely hopeless with the internet
ur favorite lolcat: at training camp he would come into the dorm to ask me something during rest hour and then leave the door slightly open when he left
HOOT HOOT: hes told me "because i said so" like SEVEN TIMES
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Fascinating

6:01 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: OKAY BOKUTO DID YOU TELL HINATA ABOUT THIS WHOLE DAD THING?
HOOT HOOT: ... no?
HOOT HOOT: why?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Look at what the team got me for a birthday present.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi sent a picture

HOOT HOOT: OH MY GOD
ur favorite lolcat: SAWAMURA ARE U USING IT
ur favorite lolcat: pls tell me ur using it right now
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Of course I'm using it.
HOOT HOOT: YESSSSSSS
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Oh, so this is why the others call you a dad
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I still don't fully get it, but...
perfectkawa ✌: um they bought you a custom mousepad with a picture of them and the caption "world's best dad"
perfectkawa ✌: just accept your fate
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Okay, okay.

January 1, 2016
12:01 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
ur favorite lolcat: i cant believe its finally 2017
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I thought it was 2016?
ur favorite lolcat: oh my god
ur favorite lolcat: ushiwaka
ur favorite lolcat: dont u understand memes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I do understand memes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Calling it 2017 when it is in fact 2016 is not a meme
ur favorite lolcat: and why not?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: It isnt funny
HOOT HOOT: OHHHHHHHHHHH
HOOT HOOT: NICE KILL USHIWAKA
ur favorite lolcat: BRO
ur favorite lolcat: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE
HOOT HOOT: bro you know i love you but i can appreciate a good roast when i see one
HOOT HOOT: and that was an excellent roast
HOOT HOOT: roasted like extra dark coffee beans
HOOT HOOT: roasted like a fine cut of beef
ur favorite lolcat: why do i even try

2:14 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: wtf
perfectkawa ✌: why were any of u online at midnight
perfectkawa ✌: dont u have better stuff to do
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I wasn't online.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Suga and I were making out.
perfectkawa ✌: NOBODY ASKED TO HEAR ABOUT UR LOVE LIFE SAWAMURA
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Sorry.
perfectkawa ✌: no you arent >.<
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Okay, you're right about that.

3:47 A.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Suga looks really nice asleep in the moonlight.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: His hair is glowing softly, like a halo, and he's got this tiny smile on his face.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: He just looks so peaceful.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I'm really lucky.
ur favorite lolcat: sawamura pls take ur gay self somewhere else
perfectkawa ✌: ^^^^^^^^^

January 5, 2015
9:17 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: hey oikawa
ur favorite lolcat: have you seen star wars yet
perfectkawa ✌: don't.
perfectkawa ✌: you.
perfectkawa ✌: DARE.
ur favorite lolcat: you don't mind spoilers, do you?
perfectkawa ✌: i will murder you
perfectkawa ✌: i will tear you into pieces
ur favorite lolcat: so...no?
ur favorite lolcat: cause me and bokuto went to the midnight premiere
ur favorite lolcat: we can tell you EVERYTHING
perfectkawa ✌: i will BLOCK YOU
ur favorite lolcat: lol doesn't affect group chats
ur favorite lolcat: ok so first off kylo ren's parents
perfectkawa ✌: BYE IM NOT COMING BACK ON SKYPE UNTIL IVE SEEN IT
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

January 9, 2015
3:48 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: OKAY I SAW STAR WARS
perfectkawa ✌: KUROO AND BOKUTO I CAN TALK TO YOU AGAIN
HOOT HOOT: OHHH!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: WHAT DID YOU THINK
perfectkawa ✌: IT WAS CERTAINLY A STAR WAR
perfectkawa ✌: although im not sure it can beat a new hope or return of the jedi
perfectkawa ✌: i mean obviously much better than the prequels but that goes without saying
perfectkawa ✌: i liked all of the nods to the original trilogy, and it's interesting how they're expanding the world more with this one
perfectkawa ✌: some parts were definitely quite predictable though
HOOT HOOT: DID U CRY WHEN HAN SOLO DIED
perfectkawa ✌: i
perfectkawa ✌: i did i can't deny it
perfectkawa ✌: how am i supposed to be the newer better harrison ford when there is no harrison ford to be newer and better than
perfectkawa ✌: im a little annoyed at the casting choice for kylo ren though
perfectkawa ✌: like, he doesnt look anything like carrie fisher OR harrison ford
perfectkawa ✌: who did this
HOOT HOOT: DONT U MEAN
HOOT HOOT: HOOOOOO DID THIS
perfectkawa ✌: i dont actually
HOOT HOOT: oh
perfectkawa ✌: just like
perfectkawa ✌: if u want me to feel emotional attachment to this weird emo nerd bc he's han and leia's son
perfectkawa ✌: make me believe that he's han and leia's son
ur favorite lolcat: of course
ur favorite lolcat: oikawa would care about appearances more than anything else
perfectkawa ✌: hey! i care about more than just appearances!
perfectkawa ✌: the guys a good actor or whatever
perfectkawa ✌: but i think the movie needs to be believable
ur favorite lolcat: its a movie about an epic space fantasy battle with light swords
ur favorite lolcat: its already so far from believable
perfectkawa ✌: ok first of all theyre called lightsabers
perfectkawa ✌: not light swords
perfectkawa ✌: light SABERS
ur favorite lolcat: saber (noun) - a heavy, one-edged sword, usually slightly curved, used especially by cavalry
perfectkawa ✌: ITS NOT THE SAME OKAY
HOOT HOOT: isnt kylo ren supposed to look like anakin?
perfectkawa ✌: ...
ur favorite lolcat: hahaha did you seriously miss that
perfectkawa ✌: POT
perfectkawa ✌: AND
perfectkawa ✌: KETTLE
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Excuse me, I think I missed something
HOOT HOOT: yeah ushiwaka?
HOOT HOOT: whats up?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: What is this star war you're all talking about?
perfectkawa ✌: USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Yes?
perfectkawa ✌: HAVE YOU
perfectkawa ✌: NEVER
perfectkawa ✌: SEEN
perfectkawa ✌: STAR WARS
perfectkawa ✌: ????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I don't think so?
perfectkawa ✌: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I don't think I've seen them either.
perfectkawa ✌: WE ARE WATCHING STAR WARS
perfectkawa ✌: STARTING WITH A NEW HOPE
perfectkawa ✌: RIGHT HERE
perfectkawa ✌: RIGHT NOW
perfectkawa ✌: GO TO THE BATHROOM AND GET YOUR SNACKS NOW WHILE I GRAB MY DVDS
perfectkawa ✌: BC UR IN FOR A WILD RIDE
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: But I have homework to do this weekend
perfectkawa ✌: NO YOU DONT
perfectkawa ✌: YOU ONLY HAVE STAR WARS
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I have a date with Suga later.
perfectkawa ✌: YOULL JUST HAVE TO CANCEL IT
ur favorite lolcat: oikawa chill
perfectkawa ✌: HOW CAN I CHILL WHEN FRIENDS OF MINE HAVE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS
HOOT HOOT: IM DOWN
HOOT HOOT: I LOVE STAR WARS
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Wait ... we're your friends?
perfectkawa ✌: DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS OTHERWISE YES
perfectkawa ✌: except ushiwaka who can fuck off
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Rude
perfectkawa ✌: JUST GET YOURSELF SOME POPCORN
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: How are you planning on all of us watching it when you're the only one with DVDs?
perfectkawa ✌: unlike you i know something about technology
perfectkawa ✌: Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Okay.

4:01 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: ohhhhhhhh
perfectkawa ✌: the opening crawl
perfectkawa ✌: this is kind of legendary
HOOT HOOT: bro are you crying???
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: maybe
perfectkawa ✌: ...yes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Its just yellow words
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I have to agree with Ushiwaka here.
perfectkawa ✌: shut up and read

4:06 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: THERES BABE
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Wait, sorry, who is that?
perfectkawa ✌: princess leia!
ur favorite lolcat: shes sure got some
ur favorite lolcat: TIGHT
ur favorite lolcat: BUNS
HOOT HOOT: AYYYY UP TOP
ur favorite lolcat: B-]
perfectkawa ✌: SHUT UP YOURE A HOMOSEXUAL
ur favorite lolcat: i appreciate a nifty hairdo what can i say

4:33 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oh, his dad is dead?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: That's pretty sad...
HOOT HOOT: sure is
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Everybody should have a good dad in their life.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Maybe Obi-Wan can be his new dad
ur favorite lolcat: well
perfectkawa ✌: DONT YOU DARE KUROO
ur favorite lolcat: fine
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: ???
perfectkawa ✌: nothing, nothing

4:37 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: can't believe he's complaining about being taken on a journey to learn the ways of the Force
perfectkawa ✌: whiny little shit
HOOT HOOT: what no dude
HOOT HOOT: luke is great D:
perfectkawa ✌: what.
perfectkawa ✌: he's so useless.
HOOT HOOT: nooooooo he has such a good heart
HOOT HOOT: and beautiful eyes
HOOT HOOT: and a pretty smile
HOOT HOOT: and a sensual voice
perfectkawa ✌: THATS your reasoning?!?!?
ur favorite lolcat: i mean
ur favorite lolcat: being eye candy is technically still a purpose
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Guys, can you keep it down?

4:48 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: AND HERE HE IS
perfectkawa ✌: THE MAN HIMSELF
ur favorite lolcat: you had a crush on him didn't you
perfectkawa ✌: NO
HOOT HOOT: you HAVE a crush on him?
perfectkawa ✌: MAYBE
perfectkawa ✌: YES

5:17 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Is she flirting with him by calling him short?
perfectkawa ✌: um
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Are they going to date?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: They're going to date, aren't they.
ur favorite lolcat: ah
HOOT HOOT: hell yeah they are
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: They seem like they are going to date
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Tendou is here also and he says they're going to date
HOOT HOOT: tendou is definitely right
ur favorite lolcat: wait didnt you say you had homework this weekend
ur favorite lolcat: why is your s.o. there
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: He doesnt tend-to tell me in advance when hes coming over
HOOT HOOT: WAS THAT A PUN
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Maybe
HOOT HOOT: USHIWAKA I LOVE U
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Thanks

5:21 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Wait, there was a tentacle monster in their GARBAGE CHUTE?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: They just threw a live tentacle monster into the trash?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: That's so irresponsible.
ur favorite lolcat: see this is why they need Finn
ur favorite lolcat: for sanitation
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Finn?
perfectkawa ✌: we'll get there sawamura just watch
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Actually, I have to go; Suga's here.
HOOT HOOT: CASUAL
perfectkawa ✌: weak
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Jealous?
perfectkawa ✌: GO ON YOUR FUCKING DATE ALREADY SAWAMURA
perfectkawa ✌: WE HAVE HAN SOLO WHOS MUCH PRETTIER
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Excuse me?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Did you just suggest that someone is prettier than Suga?
ur favorite lolcat: bro just go its not worth it

5:25 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Never mind.
perfectkawa ✌: HE DUMPED YOU???
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: What? No.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: He wants to watch Star Wars too.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: So we're both here. Say hi.
perfectkawa ✌: BUT HE CANT START FROM THE MIDDLE
perfectkawa ✌: HE WONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: No, he's seen it before.
perfectkawa ✌: okay
perfectkawa ✌: that's more acceptable
perfectkawa ✌: ask him who his favorite character is
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: He says it's JarJar Binks.
perfectkawa ✌: whAT
HOOT HOOT: WHAT
HOOT HOOT: BUT WHY
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: He says he's kidding and that it's R2-D2.
perfectkawa ✌: oh thank god
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I hope you know I don't understand any of this.
perfectkawa ✌: thats fine

5:32 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: RIP IN PEACE
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Great whos going to be his dad now

5:58 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Are - are they getting married?
perfectkawa ✌: who?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Han and Luke?
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahahahaha
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I agree, this looks a lot like a wedding
perfectkawa ✌: theyre getting medals of honor
ur favorite lolcat: no, luke dates leia, remember?
perfectkawa ✌: oh yeah
ur favorite lolcat: can't believe you forgot

6:01 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Okay, that was better than I expected.
perfectkawa ✌: o(^▽^)o
perfectkawa ✌: you're going to watch the next two, right?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: At some point, yes.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Suga says to tell you guys that he's making me watch them the weekend after next.
perfectkawa ✌: excellent
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Kuroo, he says good luck at Nationals.
HOOT HOOT: OH YEAH THOSE ARE NEXT WEEK
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.
perfectkawa ✌: ( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮
ur favorite lolcat: ushiwaka youve been quiet
ur favorite lolcat: what did you think?
perfectkawa ✌: if you dont like it just go ahead and say so (◕‿◕✿)
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: They shouldve given it a better name
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: The stars arent even fighting each other
perfectkawa ✌: BYE
ur favorite lolcat: lmao
HOOT HOOT: I LIKE YOU A LOT USHIWAKA

January 11, 2016
3:02 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: have you guys ever thought about shakespeare?
ur favorite lolcat: like, really thought about him
ur favorite lolcat: were reading 12th night in my english lit class and its ridiculously hard and everyone hates it but like ... i dont really?
ur favorite lolcat: i actually really like it
ur favorite lolcat: shakespeare was such a guy. lyrical beauty and great dick jokes
ur favorite lolcat: theres a man i could get behind me
ur favorite lolcat: not saying id fuck shakespeare but
ur favorite lolcat: ok actually though
ur favorite lolcat: "fair lady, do you think you have fools in hand?"
ur favorite lolcat: "sir, I have not you by the hand."
ur favorite lolcat: "marry, but you shall have; and here's my hand."
ur favorite lolcat: "now, sir, 'thought is free:' I pray you, bring your hand to the buttery-bar and let it drink."
ur favorite lolcat: "wherefore, sweet-heart? what's your metaphor?"
ur favorite lolcat: "it's dry, sir."
ur favorite lolcat: "why, I think so: I am not such an ass but I can keep my hand dry. but what's your jest?"
ur favorite lolcat: "a dry jest, sir."
ur favorite lolcat: "are you full of them?"
ur favorite lolcat: "ay, sir, I have them at my fingers' ends: marry, now I let go your hand, I am barren."
ur favorite lolcat: NICE KILL MARIA
ur favorite lolcat: she could probably kick my ass
ur favorite lolcat: id let her
ur favorite lolcat: none of us could write puns this good
ur favorite lolcat: theres like...all these metaphors and shit its mad deep
ur favorite lolcat: this guy puts on these ridiculous yellow tights bc he thinks itll impress this girl he likes and i think THATS some kind of metaphor
ur favorite lolcat: do u think i would look good in yellow tights
ur favorite lolcat: nobody answer that
ur favorite lolcat: he has the sickest rhymes like they rhyme at the end of lines but also in the middle of them???
ur favorite lolcat: like what the fuck
ur favorite lolcat: theres also cool gender stuff
ur favorite lolcat: like viola is a girl but also a dude? kinda like kenma i think
ur favorite lolcat: i wish everything didnt end up straight in the end but i can overlook some mistakes
ur favorite lolcat: literally just
ur favorite lolcat: just read this shit
ur favorite lolcat: "'tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white
nature's own sweet and cunning hand laid on:
lady, you are the cruell'st she alive,
if you will lead these graces to the grave
and leave the world no copy."
ur favorite lolcat: god damn
ur favorite lolcat: its a thing...but he talks about it like a human??? and u still know exactly what hes on about
ur favorite lolcat: wow
ur favorite lolcat: ive never liked english lit this much before but like
ur favorite lolcat: theyre all great and you want them to find love
ur favorite lolcat: but is what theyre feeling love or is it infatuation? how can you tell the difference? what is billy shakes trying to tell us
ur favorite lolcat: he asks this question right. and its like, the central question of the play
ur favorite lolcat: but he asks it with the voice of the fool which is like a symbol i think and i just
ur favorite lolcat: i just
ur favorite lolcat: what is love?
HOOT HOOT: BABY DON'T HURT ME

3:25 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: bro?
ur favorite lolcat: well
ur favorite lolcat: ur
ur favorite lolcat: not wrong
HOOT HOOT: :D

5:19 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: ok kuroo youre never allowed to make fun of me for being a space nerd ever again
ur favorite lolcat: i absolutely am
ur favorite lolcat: ur way worse
perfectkawa ✌: WELL STAR WARS IS WAY COOLER THAN THIS SHAKES GUY
ur favorite lolcat: excuse me
ur favorite lolcat: do u wanna go
perfectkawa ✌: YEAH I DO
perfectkawa ✌: SEIJOH V NEKOMA
perfectkawa ✌: NEXT SATURDAY 9AM
ur favorite lolcat: well see how ur serves do against our infinite receives
perfectkawa ✌: YEAH WE WILL
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Guys, please go to bed.
perfectkawa ✌: YOU GO TO BED
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I actually just woke up.
ur favorite lolcat: ...
ur favorite lolcat: im gonna go get some coffee
perfectkawa ✌: me too
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: COFFEE IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR SLEEP.
perfectkawa ✌: ok dad

7:42 A.M.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Those puns are quite impressive.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: As is that speech
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Thank you for sharing, Kuroo
ur favorite lolcat: ur welcome
ur favorite lolcat: nice to know someone else appreciates shakespeare

8:03 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: NERD
ur favorite lolcat: SHUT UP
ur favorite lolcat: i was doing my HOMEWORK
ur favorite lolcat: ok u know what im gonna make you too intimidated to make fun of me
HOOT HOOT: bro how

ur favorite lolcat changed their icon

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Is... Is that my thighs?
HOOT HOOT: hmm

HOOT HOOT changed their icon

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: What the fuck actually
HOOT HOOT: NO PERIOD AT THE END
HOOT HOOT: THE CROW IS GETTIN RILED
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Your icon is my SHOULDERS.
ur favorite lolcat: NICE
ur favorite lolcat: oikawa get in on this

perfectkawa ✌ changed their icon

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oh my god.
perfectkawa ✌: im still going to make fun of you kuroo

ur favorite lolcat sent a picture.

ur favorite lolcat: make fun of THIS
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Did you have to send it in high resolution?

11:02 A.M.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I am confused
ur favorite lolcat: join the party ushiwaka
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Okay

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI changed their icon

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Okay, how do you even have that picture??
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: The video of our match
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oh my god.

ur favorite lolcat has renamed this conversation to "sawamura body squad 2k16"

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: This is ridiculous.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: It feels like I'm talking to my own legs.
ur favorite lolcat: theyre the kind of legs that could talk back
HOOT HOOT: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

January 13, 2016
6:02 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: sawamura
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Kuroo.
ur favorite lolcat: day one
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: It begins.
ur favorite lolcat: did u look at the bracket?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I did.
ur favorite lolcat: if karasuno wins two matches
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: And Nekoma wins two matches.
ur favorite lolcat: and
HOOT HOOT: DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
ur favorite lolcat: idk bro what do u think it means
HOOT HOOT: THE MATCH
HOOT HOOT: THE NEKOMA KARASUNO MATCH
HOOT HOOT: THE ONE YOUR COACHES HAVE WANTED FOREVER
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: You mean Cat vs Crow: Battle at the Trash Heap.
HOOT HOOT: IT EVEN HAS AN OFFICIAL TITLE OH MY GOD
ur favorite lolcat: ive literally never seen our coach this excited
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Same here.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Both young and old Ukais think this will be a battle for the ages.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: And the kids are excited, too - Hinata made that crow noise for ten minutes straight when he saw the bracket, and Tanaka has ripped his shirt off three times on this bus ride alone.
ur favorite lolcat: oh man how is that bus ride
ur favorite lolcat: u ready to kill something yet?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I think everyone is trying too hard to focus to be really hard to handle.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: And Hinata hasn't puked yet!
ur favorite lolcat: yet
HOOT HOOT: HINATA CAN PUKE ON ME WHEN HE GETS HERE
ur favorite lolcat: dude thats gross

8:55 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: sawamura
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Yes?
perfectkawa ✌: good luck or whatever
perfectkawa ✌: give miyagi a good reputation
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I'm sure few people's serves will be as hard to receive as yours, Oikawa.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: If Karasuno beat Shiratorizawa, Karasuno should be able to beat many of the teams at Nationals
ur favorite lolcat: beat many teams so that we can make the battle at the trash heap a reality
ur favorite lolcat: but no pressure
HOOT HOOT: ILL BE THERE IN THE STANDS
HOOT HOOT: NOT NECESSARILY YOUR STANDS BUT I WILL BE THERE IN SOME STANDS
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Thanks, guys.

January 15, 2016
9:17 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: CAT VS CROW BATTLE AT THE TRASH HEAP
HOOT HOOT: FINALLY HAPPENING AFTER LITERAL YEARS
HOOT HOOT: WHOS EXCITED
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I'm excited.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: To put those cats in their place.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: (Their place being the litter box.)
ur favorite lolcat: weve beaten u before we can do it again
HOOT HOOT: NO OFFENSE SAWAMURA BUT IM CHEERING FOR NEKOMA ON THIS ONE
HOOT HOOT: EXCEPT FOR WHEN HINATA MAKES A SPIKE
HOOT HOOT: I WILL ALWAYS CHEER FOR HINATA
HOOT HOOT: AND FOR TSUKISHIMA
HOOT HOOT: AND FOR YOU
HOOT HOOT: AND FOR SUGAWARA

9:23 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: CAN YOU CHEER FOR TWO TEAMS
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: You can, but your voice will probably give out
HOOT HOOT: DO U KNOW THAT FROM EXPERIENCE USHIWAKA
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: No
HOOT HOOT: THEN IM GONNA TRY IT ANYWAY

January 16, 2016
8:54 A.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I wouldn't be offended if you didn't cheer for Karasuno, Bokuto.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: When we played Shiratorizawa, they had at least ten times the number of fans that we did, but we still won.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: That reminder was unnecessary
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oh, was it?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Sorry, I have to go, we're starting our warm-ups.
ur favorite lolcat: good luck sawamura
ur favorite lolcat: ur gonna need it
HOOT HOOT: GOOD LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU

9:25 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: OHOHOHOLY SHIT
HOOT HOOT: IS THAT OIKAWA TOORU I SEE
perfectkawa ✌: no
HOOT HOOT: THEN WHO IS THAT DASHING SETTER IN A GREEN JACKET
HOOT HOOT: DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STADIUM FROM ME
HOOT HOOT: SITTING NEXT TO IWAIZUMI HAJIME
perfectkawa ✌: we were in tokyo because we had college interviews yesterday okay!!
HOOT HOOT: WHATEVER U SAY DUDE
HOOT HOOT: OOH! YOU SHOULD COME SIT WITH ME AND AKAASHI!
perfectkawa ✌: no way
HOOT HOOT: PLEASE
HOOT HOOT: ITD BE A REAL PARTY
perfectkawa ✌: what part of no way dont you understand
HOOT HOOT: WE'RE GOING OVER THERE

9:43 A.M.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Does your offer extend to captains of other teams, Bokuto?
HOOT HOOT: WHICH OFFER
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: The sitting together offer
HOOT HOOT: YES OF COURSE!!!!
HOOT HOOT: WAIT
HOOT HOOT: USHIWAKA ARE U HERE TOO???
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Yes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Along with several other members of my team
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: We wanted our underclassmen to get a good idea of what theyll be up against next year
perfectkawa ✌: so you guys really are trying to strategize more huh
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: We are
HOOT HOOT: WHERE ARE U I DONT SEE YOU
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Across from and to the right of you, I think
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Ill wave
HOOT HOOT: OHH!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: SHIT USHIWAKA UR EVEN SCARIER IN PERSON
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Thanks
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: The neck brace is a good look for Akaashi
HOOT HOOT: he says thanks
HOOT HOOT: COME OVER
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Okay

1 0:08 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: help
perfectkawa ✌: bokuto and this middle blocker from shiratorizawa havent stopped yelling in each others faces for half an hour
perfectkawa ✌: the memes are growing exponentially
perfectkawa ✌: EXPONENTIALLY
perfectkawa ✌: WHY IS NOBODY ELSE ONLINE IN MY HOUR OF NEED

10:12 A.M.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Tendou and Bokuto get along well
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I fail to see the problem with this

10:17 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌ sent a picture

perfectkawa ✌: i know that the only people who could help are on the court right now
perfectkawa ✌: but please save me
HOOT HOOT: HAHA THAT SELFIE IS A TRAINWRECK
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Oikawa why do you look so distressed?
perfectkawa ✌: TAKE A WILD FUCKING GUESS USHIWAKA-CHAN

10:36 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: SCORE IS CURRENTLY 20-23 KARASUNO-NEKOMA IN THE 2ND SET I REPEAT 20-23 IN THE 2ND SET, 1-0 KARASUNO OVERALL
HOOT HOOT: HINATAS SERVE
HOOT HOOT: AND I LOVE MY CROW SON BUT BOY OH BOY IS THIS GONNA BE A TRAINWRECK
HOOT HOOT: BUT WAIT!!! HINATAS SWITCHING OUT!!!
HOOT HOOT: ITS THE FRECKLED KID WHATS HIS NAME TSUKKIS FRIEND
HOOT HOOT: YAMAGUCHI!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: YAMAGUCHI GETS READY
HOOT HOOT: SUGAWARA AND THE OTHER PLAYERS ON THE BENCH DO ONE HELL OF A CHEER
HOOT HOOT: BET SAWAMURA WISHES SUGAWARA DID THAT FOR HIM ALL THE TIME
HOOT HOOT: AND YAMAGUCHI SERVES!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: ONE HELL OF A JUMP FLOAT SERVE
HOOT HOOT: BUT KUROO RECEIVES IT!!!
HOOT HOOT: THATS MY BRO!!!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: KENMA SETS
HOOT HOOT: YAMAMOTO SPIKES
HOOT HOOT: NISHINOYA RECEIVES IN THE LAST SECOND MAN OH MAN
HOOT HOOT: TANAKA COVERS
HOOT HOOT: KAGEYAMAS GONNA SET
HOOT HOOT: MAN THAT FIRST YEAR IS TERRIFYING IN GAMES YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE GEARS IN HIS HEAD FLYING
HOOT HOOT: WHERES HE GONNA TOSS WHOS HE GONNA TOSS TO I DONT KNOW I DONT KNOW
HOOT HOOT: AND SAWAMURA DRIVES IT HOME HO LY SHIT
HOOT HOOT: POINT TO KARASUNO!!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perfectkawa ✌: bokuto why are you doing this
perfectkawa ✌: literally everyone is either playing in the match or watching it
HOOT HOOT: IM DOCUMENTING
HOOT HOOT: FOR POSTERITY
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Don't they have video cameras for that?
HOOT HOOT: OH YEAH
perfectkawa ✌: also why are we doing this when we're sitting literally five feet away from each other
HOOT HOOT: I DONT KNOW WHY ARE U SUCH AN ASSHOLE
perfectkawa ✌: i am not a asfsaas;dlkfj
perfectkawa ✌: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
perfectkawa ✌: hello ev eryone id like to stat efor the recor rddsa that i aaaam an asshole
perfectkawa ✌: alss o i
perfectkawa ✌: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
perfectkawa ✌: bokuto wtf
perfectkawa ✌: im turning my phone off
HOOT HOOT: :D
HOOT HOOT: AAAAAAAAND NEKOMA TAKES THE SECOND SET WITH A KILL BLOCK NICE ONE KUROO
HOOT HOOT: KNEW MY BRO HAD THIS
HOOT HOOT: hinata looks like hes getting tired should i bring him an energy bar
HOOT HOOT: wait but if he threw up during the game they'd probably take him out
HOOT HOOT: am i being a good dad
HOOT HOOT: wheres sawamura when you need him

11:22 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: OK OIKAWAS GONNA BE MAD AT ME BUT I GOTTA RECORD THIS
HOOT HOOT: THE THIRD SET HAS BEEN GOING FOR LIKE FORTY MINUTES AND THEYRE DEUCED AT 28-27 NEKOMA
HOOT HOOT: YAMAMOTO GOES TO SPIKE
HOOT HOOT: BUT WHOS THAT
HOOT HOOT: TSUKISHIMA WITH THE UMBRELLA BLOCK FROM THE FUCKIN SKY
HOOT HOOT: HOLY SHIT KUROO WHAT DID YOU TEACH THAT KID
HOOT HOOT: IM SCARED AND IM NOT EVEN ON THE COURT
HOOT HOOT: TIED AT 28 HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO DIE
HOOT HOOT: AZUMANE SERVES
HOOT HOOT: RIGHT TO LEV
HOOT HOOT: OUCH
HOOT HOOT: 29-28 KARASUNO
HOOT HOOT: TO BE FAIR TO LEV AZUMANE IS TERRIFYING
HOOT HOOT: AZUMANE SERVES AGAIN
HOOT HOOT: LEV RECEIVES IT THIS TIME
HOOT HOOT: BARELY
HOOT HOOT: KUROO COVERS
HOOT HOOT: KENMA SENDS IT TO KAI
HOOT HOOT: NOYA DIVES BUT
HOOT HOOT: HOLY SHIT 29-29. HOLY SHIT
HOOT HOOT: FUKUNAGA SERVES
HOOT HOOT: AND THERES OUR MAN TO RECEIVE IT
HOOT HOOT: GO SAWAMURA GOGOGOOO
HOOT HOOT: HE SENDS IT TO THEIR LIBERO WHO
HOOT HOOT: SETS IT???
HOOT HOOT: THATS NEW
HOOT HOOT: NICE KILL AZUMANE 30-29
HOOT HOOT: TSUKISHIMA SERVES
HOOT HOOT: SORRY TSUKKI BUT YAKU'S GOT THIS EASY
HOOT HOOT: KENMA SENDS IT UP
HOOT HOOT: KUROO SPIKES IT LIKE ITS PUNCH
HOOT HOOT: BUT THERES THAT WILD LIBERO AGAIN SHIT TOO HOT HOT DAMN
HOOT HOOT: AND KAGEYAMA GOES TO SET IT TO NUMBER FI
HOOT HOOT: WAIT
HOOT HOOT: WHAT THE FUCK
HOOT HOOT: OH MY GOD.
HOOT HOOT: OH MY GOD
HOOT HOOT: I HAVE TO GO

11:36 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: holy shit 236 unread messages
ur favorite lolcat: we missed a party
HOOT HOOT: THE PARTY WAS ON THE COURT I THINK

11:43 A.M.

ur favorite lolcat: bokuto have u ever heard of a lowercase letter
HOOT HOOT: I EXIST IN CAPS LOCK
HOOT HOOT: THAT WAS A HELL OF A MATCH BRO
ur favorite lolcat: remember when you told tsukki he sucked at volleyball
HOOT HOOT: OH YEAH
HOOT HOOT: YOU ATE THOSE WORDS HUH
ur favorite lolcat: they were YOUR words, you dipshit
ur favorite lolcat: oh man hes never gonna let me live this down
ur favorite lolcat: ever
perfectkawa ✌: sorry, explain?
HOOT HOOT: OH YOU WERENT AT THE TRAINING CAMP
HOOT HOOT: ME AND KUROO TAUGHT KARASUNOS GLASSES KUN HOW TO BLOCK
perfectkawa ✌: does someone that tall even have anything to learn
ur favorite lolcat: ;)
perfectkawa ✌: well you taught him pretty well i guess
perfectkawa ✌: "when I left you...I was but the learner"
perfectkawa ✌: "now I am the master"
ur favorite lolcat: yeah, yeah, my own Padawan struck me down, whatever
perfectkawa ✌: what, no comeback for my sick burn?
ur favorite lolcat: you know who else got sick burned
ur favorite lolcat: anakin
perfectkawa ✌: OK TOO FAR
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahaha
ur favorite lolcat: roasted
ur favorite lolcat: (get it)
perfectkawa ✌: OH FUCK YOU
perfectkawa ✌: at least I didnt get out-blocked by a first-year I trained
perfectkawa ✌: hes not on your team why would you even do that
ur favorite lolcat: BC IM NICE
perfectkawa ✌: you are not
ur favorite lolcat: I AM
ur favorite lolcat: im a good person
ur favorite lolcat: he was a little shit about it too
ur favorite lolcat: why did bokuto get the adorable kouhai who worships the ground he walks on and i got this lanky asshole
perfectkawa ✌: you're a lanky asshole
ur favorite lolcat: ok youre right about that
perfectkawa ✌: and bokuto is actually nice
ur favorite lolcat: that too
HOOT HOOT: aw
HOOT HOOT: SPEAKING OF HINATA
HOOT HOOT: HOLY SHIT
ur favorite lolcat: Y EAH
ur favorite lolcat: honestly i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't been there
ur favorite lolcat: like, right there
ur favorite lolcat: i think my fingertips still hurt
ur favorite lolcat: im not even angry tbh
ur favorite lolcat: like
ur favorite lolcat: if youre gonna lose
ur favorite lolcat: losing to hinatas spike in a 31-29 deuce is not a bad way to go out
ur favorite lolcat: didnt think chibi-chan had it in him
HOOT HOOT: YOUR MISTAKE
HOOT HOOT: THATS MY SON YKNOW
ur favorite lolcat: no child of yours would be smart enough to bounce a spike off my fingertips
HOOT HOOT: CANT HEAR YOU
HOOT HOOT: TOO PROUD OF MY SON
HOOT HOOT: DID U SEE HIM WHEN IT LANDED
HOOT HOOT: HE WAS YELLING
HOOT HOOT: AND CRYING
ur favorite lolcat: i was there yes
HOOT HOOT: I ALMOST CRIED TOO
ur favorite lolcat: course you did
HOOT HOOT: what did kenma say to him? i saw them talking afterwards
ur favorite lolcat: dunno
HOOT HOOT: i think kenma was smiling
HOOT HOOT: it was kind of disconcerting
ur favorite lolcat: i overheard him say something along the lines of 'you were right'
ur favorite lolcat: hell if i know what it meant
ur favorite lolcat: my own S.O.
ur favorite lolcat: (HES MY S.O. AAAAAA)
HOOT HOOT: (HELL YEAH!!!)
HOOT HOOT: (thats gay bro)
ur favorite lolcat: (hell yeah)
ur favorite lolcat: my own S.O.
ur favorite lolcat: and chibi-chan's still the only one who can get him worked up
ur favorite lolcat: kageyama killed it too, oikawa
perfectkawa ✌: why are you telling me
ur favorite lolcat: hes your protege isnt he
perfectkawa ✌: what
perfectkawa ✌: no
ur favorite lolcat: you were rooting for him weren't you
perfectkawa ✌: i was NOT
HOOT HOOT: HES LYING I WAS THERE
HOOT HOOT: HE GOT SO EXCITED WHEN KAGEYAMA DID THAT SETTER DUMP
perfectkawa ✌: I DID NOT
HOOT HOOT: YOU DID
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Bokuto is right
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I was there too
perfectkawa ✌: SHIT
perfectkawa ✌: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LURKING
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Im three people away from you
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: You can see clearly im on my phone
perfectkawa ✌: THAT DOESNT NECESSARILY MEAN YOURE ON SKYPE
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: You were excited about Kageyamas success
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I understand your feelings
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: He is an excellent setter
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Your former kouhai did well
perfectkawa ✌: PISS OFF
perfectkawa ✌: BOKUTO GOT EXCITED DURING THE SECOND SET AND ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED AKAASHI IN THE FACE
HOOT HOOT: BRO
ur favorite lolcat: bokuto you asshole
HOOT HOOT: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT
perfectkawa ✌: IF IM GOING DOWN IM TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME
HOOT HOOT: HOLY SHIT 0 CHILL
ur favorite lolcat: how is akaashi doing??? aside from being punched
HOOT HOOT: HES AWESOME
perfectkawa ✌: hes too calm for bokuto
perfectkawa ✌: too pretty too >.<
HOOT HOOT: IM VERY PRETTY
ur favorite lolcat: youre beautiful bro
perfectkawa ✌: im still the prettiest
HOOT HOOT: HAVENT WE BEEN OVER THIS
ur favorite lolcat: where are you guys now?
HOOT HOOT: were still chillin in the stands
HOOT HOOT: WANNA JOIN US FOR KARASUNOS GAME THIS AFTERNOON
ur favorite lolcat: sure
ur favorite lolcat: its gonna be just me, though
ur favorite lolcat: the rest of nekoma is heading home after lunch, theyre dead tired and pretty down
ur favorite lolcat: im the first one out of the locker room otherwise id be paying attention to them and not skype
HOOT HOOT: aw
ur favorite lolcat: smh theyre taking ages
ur favorite lolcat: how long does it take to change your damn clothing
perfectkawa ✌: you're such a mom
ur favorite lolcat: oh nah yaku is definitely the mom
ur favorite lolcat: im the cool dad who plays classic rock and picks them up from school in a mercedes-benz
perfectkawa ✌: i'm pretty sure you're the dad who makes them walk home from school and tells them how when you were their age it was 10 miles uphill both ways
ur favorite lolcat: alright well youre the dad who still dresses like its the 1980s even though its 2016
perfectkawa ✌: UM EXCUSE YOU i think im the hot dad you find making out w your friend in the kitchen at 2am when youre having a slumber party
ur favorite lolcat: lmao bullshit
ur favorite lolcat: anyway i have to go, i think i can hear them finishing in there
ur favorite lolcat: time for the "you did good theres always next year" talk
HOOT HOOT: COME FIND US AFTER LUNCH
perfectkawa ✌: um, excuse me, "us"?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Im staying
perfectkawa ✌: IM NOT
HOOT HOOT: BRO :(
perfectkawa ✌: no
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
perfectkawa ✌: ...ugh
perfectkawa ✌: fine
HOOT HOOT: YES
ur favorite lolcat: hahahahaha
ur favorite lolcat: sorry bro, shouldve warned you how powerful his puppy-dog eyes are irl
ur favorite lolcat: (ok i really do have to go now ttyl)
perfectkawa ✌: but ONLY if you promise not to document the next match in this chat
HOOT HOOT: bro :(
HOOT HOOT: its for posterity
perfectkawa ✌: start a note on your phone or something, i don't care
perfectkawa ✌: just don't spam the group
perfectkawa ✌: otherwise im going home
HOOT HOOT: alriiiiiiiight
HOOT HOOT: JUST FOR YOU BRO
HOOT HOOT: ANYTHING FOR YOU
perfectkawa ✌: (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

4:53 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Wow, that's ... a lot of missed messages.
HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: GOOD GAME MAN
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: You fought valiantly
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: That team was in the top four last year
perfectkawa ✌: damn
perfectkawa ✌: thats some tough shit
perfectkawa ✌: karasuno put up a good fight though
perfectkawa ✌: your defense is actually worth mentioning now
ur favorite lolcat: yeah cause TSUKISHIMA KEI FINALLY STEPPED UP HIS GAME
HOOT HOOT: bro his team literally beat urs not 6 hours ago
ur favorite lolcat: doesnt mean he didnt do a good job
ur favorite lolcat: also i just ran into his older brother
ur favorite lolcat: i hadnt even known tsukishima had an older brother
ur favorite lolcat: he seems like a cool dude. from what i could gather between his proud crying
HOOT HOOT: WTF I WANT TO MEET TSUKISHIMAS BROTHER
HOOT HOOT: ALSO WHERE DID SAWAMURA GO
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Here.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Sorry, had to find Asahi a tissue.
HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURA WHERE ARE U
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: In ... this group chat?
HOOT HOOT: NO
HOOT HOOT: IN THE STADIUM
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Outside one of the locker rooms, waiting for my team.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: We're heading back soon.
HOOT HOOT: NO
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: No?
HOOT HOOT: U CANT LEAVE YET
HOOT HOOT: NOT WITHOUT A HUG FROM ME
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I can't hold the bus, Bokuto.
ur favorite lolcat: dont lie to us dadchi
ur favorite lolcat: you absolutely can
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Are you coming, too?
ur favorite lolcat: is that even a question
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I am also coming
perfectkawa ✌: and me
perfectkawa ✌: not entirely sure why but
perfectkawa ✌: here i am
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: ... Wow.
HOOT HOOT: ARE U REALLY SO SURPRISED THAT WED WANT TO GIVE YOU VICTORY HUGS
HOOT HOOT: OR THAT ID WANT TO GIVE YOU A VICTORY HUG
HOOT HOOT: THE OTHERS JUST WANT TO GIVE VICTORY HANDSHAKES OR SOMETHING IDK
HOOT HOOT: ANYWAY
HOOT HOOT: WHICH LOCKER ROOM
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: 12

11:42 P.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I just read through all of the messages from earlier. I'm going to try to reply to everything and everyone all at once, if that's okay.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Bokuto, thank you for cheering on both teams. I can't speak for everyone at Karasuno, but I could definitely hear you. And thank you for documenting parts of the match with Nekoma - even though I'll be able to watch the video of it, it was strangely really, really nice to re-read all of that.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Kuroo, thank you for a good match. It was a battle our teams waited years for, and I think we upheld our legacies well. I hope your coach is as proud as mine is.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oikawa and Ushijima, thank you for coming to watch. I wasn't expecting either of you to come, but it was great to have your support. It was also nice to meet both Iwaizumi and Tendou off of the court, even though it was only for a few seconds.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Today has been a ridiculously long day, and I'm almost falling asleep typing this. But I wanted to thank all of you for being there.

11:47 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURA UR SUCH A ;;;
HOOT HOOT: SUCH A GOOD DAD
ur favorite lolcat: honestly its not surprising karasuno did as well as they did
ur favorite lolcat: just look at their captain
HOOT HOOT: YEAH REALLY

11:56 P.M.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Sawamura, Tendou says it was nice to see you, too.
perfectkawa ✌: iwachan said the same thing
perfectkawa ✌: although apparently sawamura and iwachan have been talking over skype for a while too????
perfectkawa ✌: and i didnt realize??????
ur favorite lolcat: what is it oikawa
ur favorite lolcat: are u concerned ur best friend will find a new best friend better than you in every conceivable way?
perfectkawa ✌: OK GOODNIGHT
ur favorite lolcat: lmao
ur favorite lolcat: gnight, oikawa
ur favorite lolcat: sleep tight
HOOT HOOT: bro you never tell me to sleep tight :(
ur favorite lolcat: sleep tight, bokuto
HOOT HOOT: :D :D :D <3 zzzzz

January 23, 2016
10:26 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: GUYSSSSSSSS
HOOT HOOT: I WANTED TO TEL LYOU
HOOT HOOT: I;;;;;;LVOE OVLLELYBALL
HOOT HOOT: ADN YOU
HOOT HOOT: SO MUCH..............
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: ???
HOOT HOOT: SAWAMURA
HOOT HOOT: YOURE SO BEAUITUFLFJL
HOOT HOOT: IM EAN WIES
HOOT HOOT: TAHTS WHAT INEANTM
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: ?????????
ur favorite lolcat: sup bokuto
HOOT HOOT: KUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOT HOOT: KUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOT HOOT: KUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: ...Is he drunk?!?!?!
ur favorite lolcat: in all honesty i have no idea
ur favorite lolcat: this is very close to his regular personality
HOOT HOOT: IM INTOXICNATED
ur favorite lolcat: there it is
HOOT HOOT: I MMMM
HOOT HOOT: DRINK
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Drink?
HOOT HOOT: DRINKKKKKKK

ur favorite lolcat has renamed this conversation to "DRINK"

HOOT HOOT has renamed this conversation to "DRIDNAKGSDGLA;;;;;;"

HOOT HOOT changed the conversation picture

ur favorite lolcat: is that
ur favorite lolcat: is that the challenge accepted meme
HOOT HOOT: YOUD ONT LIKE IT??????????????
HOOT HOOT: ????????????

HOOT HOOT changed the conversation picture.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: It's... A blurry picture of Akaashi.

HOOT HOOT changed the conversation picture.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: It's... Another blurry picture of Akaashi, at a slightly different angle.
HOOT HOOT: CAUSE HESH MY ANGKEL
ur favorite lolcat: lol gay
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Why are you "drink", Bokuto?
HOOT HOOT: AKAASSSSHI IS HERKE TOOL
HOOT HOOT: *TOO
ur favorite lolcat: that's hardly the most concerning typo there
HOOT HOOT: WE'LREB GERADUITNAGN
HOOT HOOT: I MEAN I AM
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: What, right now?
HOOT HOOT: SON
HOOT HOOT: *SOON
HOOT HOOT: IM DIRNKING MY FLEELNGS
HOOT HOOT: AKASHIH ISB DIRNKIGN EBCAUSE
HOOT HOOT: PEER SPRUESUSRE
HOOT HOOT: OUR CHEESK ARE SO WAMR IM TOUJCING THEJM THEY AJRE SO WRAM
perfectkawa ✌: oh hi bokuto!
perfectkawa ✌: how are u doing
HOOT HOOT: WEELLE IM LYINGB ON THE FLOROR
HOOT HOOT: WHCBJGN IS ONE OFNM Y FAVOIRBTE THINGS TO D O
HOOT HOOT: AND IM SITKCING MY LEG UP RELAYLY FAR
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Bokuto, are you okay?
HOOT HOOT: IN B GREAT
HOOT HOOT: DO U EBVER STIKC U R ELG UP REALLYB FAR
HOOT HOOT: U SHUJD
HOOT HOOT: U AVHE GREATB JLEGS
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I cannot say I've ever considered it.
perfectkawa ✌: that sounds pretty great actually
perfectkawa ✌: i mean sticking your leg up really far. not sawamura's legs
ur favorite lolcat: excuse u sawamura's legs are beautiful
HOOT HOOT: OIKAWS A DO YOUJW ANT TON CALLKJ
HOOT HOOT: ANDN STIKC UP HGOURJ LEGS OTGEHT EHR
HOOT HOOT: AND TALKT ABOUT OURJNH FLEELINGS
perfectkawa ✌: i can't, sorry :c
perfectkawa ✌: i'm studying for exams right now and i can't take much of a break
HOOT HOOT: NO ITS OKAKY
HOOT HOOT: AKASHJIH IAN DI AJ AR EJLKTAKING ABOUT LKREFELINGS
HOOT HOOT: IM GNIONG TO MISNS HIM SO MUCJH IN EV ERJWANT TO BE APAR TBFBORM HIM
HOOT HOOT: I LVOE HTAT BOY THERJES NOBODY IKN LOVE HNMORE
HOOT HOOT: IM GHOING TO TELLK HIM THATJ
perfectkawa ✌: ughhh
HOOT HOOT: ITSN NOT ATHJAT KIND OF LVOE??????????????
HOOT HOOT: OKK IMG OING TO GO TELKK H IM TAHT
HOOT HOOT: THEN DJIRNK K NKP,MORE
HOOT HOOT: OGODNIGHT OUIAWKAA
HOOT HOOT: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
perfectkawa ✌: fine, have fun

January 24, 2016
10:02 A.M.

HOOT HOOT: I JUST WOKE UP SNUGGLED UP TO AKAASHI
HOOT HOOT: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:38 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: im surrounded by hopeless romantics （；¬＿¬)
HOOT HOOT: HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU ITS NOT LIKE THAT
HOOT HOOT: BESIDES WE WERE ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR
HOOT HOOT: THATS NOT ROMANTIC
perfectkawa ✌: oh but you want to spend all your time with him and talk about your feelings and cuddle a lot
HOOT HOOT: why cant friends do that
perfectkawa ✌: but you want to do that for the rest of your life? and you love him more than anyone?
HOOT HOOT: yeah
perfectkawa ✌: thats literally a relationship
HOOT HOOT: but its not in a romantic way
HOOT HOOT: i cant have the relationship part without romantic feelings
perfectkawa ✌: why not?
HOOT HOOT: akaashi wouldnt want that
perfectkawa ✌: have u asked him???
perfectkawa ✌: ...bokuto?

January 26, 2016
5:34 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: hey ushiwaka
HOOT HOOT: can i ask u something?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Yes?
HOOT HOOT: how did your spikes get to be so powerful?
HOOT HOOT: like ur in the top 3 best spikers in the country and im only top 5 but
HOOT HOOT: from what ive heard u dont strategize a lot with ur spiking to get past blockers
HOOT HOOT: u just sort-of slam past them
HOOT HOOT: with ur SUPERSTRENGTH or whatever
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Well, I've been practicing the same type of spike for years
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: But most of my strength comes from Shiratorizawa
HOOT HOOT: what?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Shiratorizawa
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: My high school
ur favorite lolcat: we know what shiratorizawa is ushiwaka
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Then why are you confused?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Dont you know that all strength in volleyball comes from Shiratorizawa?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Its why our players are the best
HOOT HOOT: so great spikes come from
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Shiratorizawa
ur favorite lolcat: great receives?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Shiratorizawa
HOOT HOOT: great tosses?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Shiratorizawa
ur favorite lolcat: great blocks?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Shiratorizawa
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Great teamwork?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Shiratorizawa
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: That doesn't make any sense, Shiratorizawa's strategy doesn't rely on teamwork at all.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: It doesnt have to make sense
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: It's Shiratorizawa
perfectkawa ✌: i cant decide whether ur an idiot or just really ill-informed

5:42 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: ushiwaka?
perfectkawa ✌: was my burn so bad u had to leave?
ur favorite lolcat: it wasnt that good of a burn oikawa
perfectkawa ✌: EXCUSE U
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Sorry, I was answering a text from Satori
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: The Shiratorizawa thing was a joke
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Didnt you guys realize that?
ur favorite lolcat: holy shit
HOOT HOOT: USHIWAKA!!!!
HOOT HOOT: THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I don't get it.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Its based on that star show
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Not Star Wars. The other one
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: This one guy thinks that everything comes from Russia
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Really funny joke
perfectkawa ✌: WTF THE FUCK
perfectkawa ✌: USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI MADE A STAR TREK REFERENCE
perfectkawa ✌: AND EVEN WORSE
perfectkawa ✌: I DIDNT GET IT
perfectkawa ✌: THIS IS THE DAY THAT I DIE
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: That seems like a rather inconsequential reason to die
ur favorite lolcat: clearly u dont know oikawa at all

5:55 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: ok but seriously
HOOT HOOT: whats ur spiking secret ushiwaka
HOOT HOOT: i need to know
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I think it's just consistent practice
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: That and punching a tree a hundred times a day
HOOT HOOT: another joke!!!
HOOT HOOT: right?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Yes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Did I answer your question?
HOOT HOOT: i think so
HOOT HOOT: ur a really powerful spiker ushiwaka
HOOT HOOT: i was watching some of the video footage from the international tournament and
HOOT HOOT: u can rely on force most of the time but also change attacks quickly when you get blocked
HOOT HOOT: its really cool
HOOT HOOT: i want to go up against you someday
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I look forward to it
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: From what I've heard, you're a formidable opponent yourself
HOOT HOOT: although while were talking i actually have another question
HOOT HOOT: totally unrelated to volleyball
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Yes?
HOOT HOOT: about u and tendou
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: What about him?
HOOT HOOT: ive been doing some research on this aromantic thing and i found this term
HOOT HOOT: queerplatonic partner
HOOT HOOT: its like being platonic life partners forever
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Bokuto, this might be a silly question, but what's the difference between that and just a regular relationship?
HOOT HOOT: ok think of it like
HOOT HOOT: your ace, azumane
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Yes?
HOOT HOOT: you love him
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Well, yes, but not like I love Suga.
HOOT HOOT: but you love him and you want him in your life indefinitely
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Yes.
HOOT HOOT: but you don't NEED him to survive or feel like you're whole
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Yeah.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: So... It works like a relationship, but you're just friends?
HOOT HOOT: bro
HOOT HOOT: friendship isn't JUST anything :(
HOOT HOOT: its a different emotion not a lesser one
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: That sounds like what Tendou and I are, yes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I hadnt realized there was a term for this
HOOT HOOT: cool!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: but how did it happen?
HOOT HOOT: like, how did things start?
HOOT HOOT: if u dont mind my asking
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I dont mind
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I talked to him after practice one day, during our second year
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I had made incorrect assumptions of what his expectations were for a potential relationship between us
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: He corrected them
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: And once we realized that we wanted similar things from each other, things fell into place fairly easily
HOOT HOOT: so its mostly about communication
HOOT HOOT: making sure u both know what the other person wants?
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Yes
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: You could put it that way
ur favorite lolcat: ur a brave man ushijima wakatoshi
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Thank you
HOOT HOOT: hold on a bit guys ive gotta talk to akaashi
ur favorite lolcat: GODSPEED BRO
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Good luck.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Tell him you value your friendship above all else.

8:36 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: :)
ur favorite lolcat: THERE IT IS
HOOT HOOT: :D
perfectkawa ✌: oh great you too now

8:38 P.M.

ur favorite lolcat: bro chill out in the group chat
ur favorite lolcat: hes happy
perfectkawa ✌: >.<
perfectkawa ✌: fine

8:40 P.M.

perfectkawa ✌: congratulations
HOOT HOOT: thanks bro! :D
HOOT HOOT: this is rly nice
HOOT HOOT: i had to explain it a bit but he said its not like id ever be able to function without him anyway
HOOT HOOT: OR VICE VERSA
HOOT HOOT: !!!!!!!!!!
HOOT HOOT: :D
ur favorite lolcat: whoa
HOOT HOOT: I KNOW
HOOT HOOT: we talked for a really long time
HOOT HOOT: he cares a lot about me bro did u know that???
ur favorite lolcat: bro literally everyone but you knew that
HOOT HOOT: IT WAS NICE TO HEAR OK

8:52 P.M.

HOOT HOOT: I DIDNT WANNA SAY THIS IN THE GROUP CHAT BUT HE ALSO KISSED ME
ur favorite lolcat: NICE
ur favorite lolcat: ...nice?
HOOT HOOT: IT WAS SUPER NICE
HOOT HOOT: turns out kissing is pretty great :D
ur favorite lolcat: whoa was it your first kiss?
HOOT HOOT: i always thought i shouldn't kiss people
HOOT HOOT: bc it would give them the wrong idea
HOOT HOOT: BUT ITS NOT WRONG ANYMORE
HOOT HOOT: so we kissed on his bed for like an hour
ur favorite lolcat: wow
ur favorite lolcat: ur pretty gay dude
HOOT HOOT: BUT WE SAID NO HOMO
ur favorite lolcat: oh thats ok then
HOOT HOOT: even besides the kissing though
HOOT HOOT: this is so nice
HOOT HOOT: like i always assumed i'd end up alone
HOOT HOOT: cause friends graduate and get married and move on yknow
HOOT HOOT: and maybe akaashi and i wont be together til we die
HOOT HOOT: but i love him! and i want to be around the people i love forever and its really nice feeling like thats a possibility
HOOT HOOT: im really frickin' happy bro
ur favorite lolcat: im glad for you
ur favorite lolcat: <3
HOOT HOOT: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

January 30, 2016
12:26 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: NOBODY S ONLINE
perfectkawa ✌: ANYWHERE
perfectkawa ✌: PAY ATTENTION TO ME GDI
ur favorite lolcat: lonely on a saturday night, hmm?
perfectkawa ✌: PISS OFF KUROO
perfectkawa ✌: all you guys and your
perfectkawa ✌: RELATIONSHIPS
perfectkawa ✌: makes me so mad
perfectkawa ✌: not like i NEED to be in a relationship
perfectkawa ✌: i mean i could be
perfectkawa ✌: i have so many fangirls
perfectkawa ✌: way more than all of you
perfectkawa ✌: WAY MORE
perfectkawa ✌: SO MANY
perfectkawa ✌: b u t
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Do you need to talk about something, Oikawa?
perfectkawa ✌: NOT TO YOU
perfectkawa ✌: im ju;st thinkingsd
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oikawa, are you drunk?
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: a bottle of wine doesnt make you drink
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: A whole bottle?
perfectkawa ✌: like ............... almost
perfectkawa ✌: not enough
perfectkawa ✌: brb i think there was another bottle in the closet
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oikawa.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Please take care of yourself.
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: We are concerned about your health.
perfectkawa ✌: FUCK OFF

12:39 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: immmm fine
perfectkawa ✌: and i haaaaaaave wine
perfectkawa ✌: hey that rhymes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perfectkawa ✌: BUT
perfectkawa ✌: ANYWAY
perfectkawa ✌: ALL YOU LOSERS AND YOUR LOSER RELATIONSHIPS
perfectkawa ✌: I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW
perfectkawa ✌: THAT YOURE ALL GONNA BE FUKCNG DUMPED SOMEA DAY
perfectkawa ✌: YO RRR ALL GONNA B SAD
perfectkawa ✌: EVERYYTHING ENDS
HOOT HOOT: woah
HOOT HOOT: oikawa u need to chill
perfectkawa ✌: I AM CHILL
perfectkawa ✌: IM JUST THINKNBG
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: About what?
perfectkawa ✌: its like
perfectkawa ✌: mulder and scully
HOOT HOOT: what?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Is this another one of your alien things?
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: WELL I MEA N KINDOF
perfectkawa ✌: its
perfectkawa ✌: the xxfilies
HOOT HOOT: the x files?
HOOT HOOT: i think akaashi showed me an episode of that once
HOOT HOOT: its about like
HOOT HOOT: aliens and shit
HOOT HOOT: right?
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: th xffiles
perfectkawa ✌: is the grreatest lovestory of alllllll
perfectkawa ✌: time
perfectkawa ✌: just imagine ok immmagine
perfectkawa ✌: fox mulder
perfectkawa ✌: tw elve yyears old
perfectkawa ✌: loses his sisterrr to ALIENS
perfectkawa ✌: p robably
perfectkawa ✌: starts believing in consprraac sies and ASLIENS
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: So is this the love story of a boy and some aliens?
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: its
perfectkawa ✌: itssss
perfectkawa ✌: ok so years later
perfectkawa ✌: mulder is workingg in the gov ernment
perfectkawa ✌: everybo dy haaates him
perfectkawa ✌: which they HSHOULDNTT
perfectkawa ✌: HE S A A GOOOD PESON
perfectkawa ✌: WHO BELIEVVVES
perfectkawa ✌: AND IN COMES SCULLY
perfectkawa ✌: DAAAAANA SCCC ULLYY YY
perfectkawa ✌: ITS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
perfectkawa ✌: THEY STA R T ARGUNGGI
perfectkawa ✌: BC SCULLY IS A SSCKEPTIC DOESNNT BELIEVE IN ALIENS BUT
perfectkawa ✌: BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perfectkawa ✌: SH E TAKESMULDER ERIOUSLYYY
perfectkawa ✌: LISTTENS TO HIM
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Okay, I'm going to bed.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Can anyone else keep an eye on ... this?
perfectkawa ✌: SHH E R EASPECTS HIMM
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Im on it
perfectkawa ✌: get out ushi waka
perfectkawa ✌: im talkingg bout th xifiils
perfectkawa ✌: ab ut
perfectkawa ✌: MULDER RR AND SCCULLLLLLLYYYYYYU
perfectkawa ✌: HW MCUFH THEYY LOVE EACH OTHERR
perfectkawa ✌: SCULLL Y SH SHE
perfectkawa ✌: SHE ARG UES WITH HFM EVERRYT; EPISODD;SE
perfectkawa ✌: AND DDDOES SHE WANT TYO KILL HIMS SOMTIMES
perfectkawa ✌: OF FCOUSE
perfectkawa ✌: BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!
perfectkawa ✌: SHE SS TAYS WITH HIM
perfectkawa ✌: SHE HAS HIS BACK
perfectkawa ✌: AND HE!!!!! WOULD GO TO !!!!! THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDS OF THE EARTH FORR HER
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Are you sure youre still talking about Mulder and Scully
perfectkawa ✌: ASDND
perfectkawa ✌: ASFFFF ND
perfectkawa ✌: THEYVVE BB EN THRROUGHG SO MUCCSCH SHITTTT
perfectkawa ✌: SSSSSSSSSS O MUCCCCCCH
perfectkawa ✌: ONSCE SSCULLY W ASF PREEGNANAT ANDDDED THR OUGHT MULDERR WASSD EAD FORRR THR REEE WHOLLEMON THS
perfectkawa ✌: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
perfectkawa ✌: THEY
perfectkawa ✌: HAVE
perfectkawa ✌: EAASFCHOTHHER
perfectkawa ✌: EACH OTHER
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: This definitely isnt about Mulder and Scully anymore
perfectkawa ✌: I JUSST WAANTT THEMMEM
perfectkawa ✌: TO GG ETT MARRIEDD ANDWFD BE HAPPPPY
perfectkawa ✌: BUTT THATTTLLL FPROBABLY NEFVER HAPPEN BCCCCCCCCCEASCUE CHRRIS CHARRRRRRTER ISSSS BA DICK
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Oikawa go to bed
perfectkawa ✌: USHISDJIWAKAA URR AL;SO A DDDCCICK

perfectkawa ✌ has renamed this conversation to "USSSHWAKA S A DICCKCJIK"

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Go to bed
perfectkawa✌: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKJ;;;;JJRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
perfectkawa ✌: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
perfectkawa ✌: IMMMMMMMMMM GOINNG TO WWAATCH THE XXF LES
perfectkawa ✌: AND YOUUUUUU CAN T COMMMMMMME
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: Okay

1:24 A.M.

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI has renamed this conversation to "Volleyball"

10:17 A.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Oikawa, you have a problem.

10:36 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: are u talking about my raging hangover
perfectkawa ✌: bc in that case yes
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: In that case, you have two problems.
perfectkawa ✌: wait whats the other one????
ur favorite lolcat: read over the text from last night man
ur favorite lolcat: uve got it bad
perfectkawa ✌: what?
perfectkawa ✌: oh
perfectkawa ✌: shit
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: See what we're talking about?
perfectkawa ✌: well
perfectkawa ✌: the x files is a great romance story i stand by that
ur favorite lolcat: were u really talking about the x files though
ur favorite lolcat: or should i call it the "xxfilies"
perfectkawa ✌: shut up
perfectkawa ✌: and i was
perfectkawa ✌: obviously
perfectkawa ✌: what else would i have been talking about?
ur favorite lolcat: >perfectkawa, 1:15 A.M.
"AND DDDOES SHE WANT TYO KILL HIMS SOMTIMES
OF FCOUSE"
perfectkawa ✌: don't know what you're talking about
ur favorite lolcat: >perfectkawa, 1:17 A.M.
"BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SS TAYS WITH HIM
SHE HAS HIS BACK"
perfectkawa ✌: what are you implying, kuroo-chan?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Maybe a certain spiker.
perfectkawa ✌: what???!!!
perfectkawa ✌: no way
ur favorite lolcat: sounds like iwaizumi to me
perfectkawa ✌: just because u losers are in relationships u think u can lecture me???
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I think you should talk to Iwaizumi.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Tell him how you feel.
perfectkawa ✌: shut up
USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI: I agree
perfectkawa ✌: you especially shut up

10:23 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: anyway even if i DID feel that way
perfectkawa ✌: WHICH I DONT!!!!!!!!!!
perfectkawa ✌: i cant ask out iwachan
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: And why not?
perfectkawa ✌: hes straight
ur favorite lolcat: oh no way
HOOT HOOT: TALK TO HIM! TALK TO HIM! TALK TO HIM!
perfectkawa ✌: hghhfdkgjdsljkjkld
HOOT HOOT: U DESERVE TO BE HAPPY BRO
perfectkawa ✌: NO
perfectkawa ✌: I CANT

10:26 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: do you really think he's not straight?
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: I've seen the way he acts around you.
perfectkawa ✌: hhhhhhhhhhh

10:35 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: how do you ask someone if they're not straight

10:42 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: he seems straight
perfectkawa ✌: he's definitely liked girls before

10:47 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: but i flirt with girls all the time and im not straight!
perfectkawa ✌: do you think he's bi

10:50 A.M.

perfectkawa ✌: he would've told me if he wasn't straight!
perfectkawa ✌: right?

January 30, 2016
11:02 A.M.

Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Iwaizumi.
Iwaizumi Hajime: Sawamura.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: Please ask out Oikawa.
Mr. Sugawara Daichi: He's getting ridiculous and I'm not sure our group chat can take it.
Iwaizumi Hajime: ...
Iwaizumi Hajime: On it.