This shit happens :
Twin bro: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
14 year old bro: I guess you have no common sense I can smell you from here
Mom: stop fighting or I'll get the slipper
Oldest bro: hit us old lady we ain't scared of pregnant women
13 year old bro: ooh that's cold.
Mom: whoops the shit outta him
Me: