FLASHBACK

Years ago...maybe like 4?

The nostalgia critic tries to put it in

Nostalgia critic:WHAT THE HELL?!

Nerd:why wont it fit?!

Then a hollogram of jontron appears

Jontron:allow me to explan,first you get some pliers,then you cut the two tabs out,then put the game in and see if it works!(fades away)

Years later...like 3 or 4...

Jontron:(playing a bootleg of the lion king and notices THE join them meme)
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Jontron:welp...if you cant beat em...join em!(dances with...whatever that thing was...)

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BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Jontron:what the hell was that?!

Jaquess:they know we're here. It has begun! The alien invasion has come to kill us all!

Jontron:DONT ASSUME ALL OF THIS JAQUE! IT COULD BE MORE BOOTLEGS!

jacque:i have no idea how to respond to this.

Jontron:(hears banging on his door)HOLY SHIT!

the door bust down to reveal the poopoo monster that was in dark dungons(i need that dvd)

Jontron:...well we're all gonna die jaque,and just to let you know,i love ya.

jacque:well it has begun,acessing teleportation.

jacque and jontron were teleported

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[Police office]

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Jontron and jacque teleported in the police office

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Jontron:oh man...i cant beleave it...we survived jaque!

The police pointed their guns at them

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Jontron:...why jaque? Why?

jacque:officers,stay clam,this is the one who got you the scrolls.

The office put their guns down

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Avgn:your the one who moddifed the super nentendou.

Jontron:yep,its a mod to turn your snes into a super famicon! You see-

Phelous:no.

Cirtic:wait...YOUR THE ONE WHO ALMOST KILLED ME FOR REVIEWING FOODFIGHT!

Jontron:thats not canon.

Linkara:what do you want with us?!

Jontron:welp,a poopoo monster tried to kill me...of course,i would've called it a shit monster but-

All:SHUT UP!

Jontron:okay,okay,geez! You dont have to go full monkey on me!

Ian:oh,you want to see full monkey huh?

Anthony:dude we are not throwing our own crap at him.

jacque:you dare to threaten us with monkey poop?

Anthony:i was trying to say no to that.

Ian:dude really?

Lori:we are not throwing our own s$#t at them!

Dinger:we have to cook them into the greatest meal since breakfast

Usagi and marzgurl faceplamed

jacque:thats racist.

Lori:what did ya say?

Jontron:dont mind jaque,he says alot of wacky shit. One sec.(turns on the stove,poirs some nuts on a pan,and cooks them)smell that? Its pure,its christmas spirit.

Linkara:WHAT?!

Ian:ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!

Jontron:I SEE FRIENDS SHAKING-

POP!

Jontron:jesus! SINGING HOW DO YOU D-

POP!

Jontron:FUCK!

then the nuts start to smell

Pete:oh shit.

Jontron:see that everyone? Thats how you-

Avgn:YOU FUCKING IDOIT! IT WILL CAUSE MUCH CHAOS IF YOU COOK UP AN ACTUAL NUT!

Jontron:why's that,you all smell like fish coming out of the water...hehehehe...you'll miss me when im gone...(gets tazed and faints)

Momoru was holding a tazer

Momoru:was i late?

Avgn:nope. Your early.

Markipler:so...now what?

Jontron:(wakes up)IIIIIIIII AINT HAVING THAT SHIT!

Markipler:what...the...fuck?

Jontron:sorry about that.(laughs like crazy)

jacque:please ignore him.

Markipler:GOD JUST SHUT UP! Who are you?!

Jontron:names john...johntron.

jacque:stop.

Jontron:look,a dump monster tried to kill me so what the hell is going on?

jacque:(uses his eyes to make a hologram which causes everyone to look at it)

Seyia:is that...a saint?

Jacque:a diamond saint,he was the one who unleashed the shit monster

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Jontron:looks like we're going to war