-Survivors Spoof-

Alpha: BAKE ME A CAKE.

Lucky: NYEHR. 

Alpha: I WANT A CAKE.

Sweet: Why can't you just bake yourself a cake?

Alpha: I don't want to bake myself a cake!

Mickey: I'll bake a cake.

Martha: Nobody likes your cakes.

Mickey: WHAT?!

Lucky: You weren't supposed to tell him that.

Moon: I'll make you all milkshakes.

Whine: *Stutters* Do I get a milkshake?

Alpha: WE'RE NOT HAVING MILKSHAKES WE'RE HAVING CAKE.

Blade: Aw cool we're having cake?

Lucky: GUYS WE'RE ATTRACTING FIERCE DOGS CAN WE JUST HAVE MILKSHAKES?

Moon: Pie is good too.

Blade: So no cake? :(

Sweet: Umm... no?

Blade: Very well then. RIP THEM TO SHREDS!

*Fierce dogs appear behind her*

Alpha: Okay fine we'll have cake!

Sweet: I thought we agreed on milkshakes?

Mulch: HEY YOU FRAMED ME!

Lucky: And you're dead. ._.

Blade: BE QUIET OR WE'LL KILL YOU SLOWER.

Everyone died that day. 

-Wings of Fire Spoof-

Turtle: Hey winter are you conspiring to kill your companions?

Moon: I told you to ask the angry female icewing, not this one!

Winter: Shut up.

Moon: Sorry *Curls up into little ball*

Qibli: Guys there are like seven exits in this cave! Isn't that awesome?

Carnelian: I hate you all.

Winter: SHUDDUP.

Sora: I will murder you all.

Kinkajou: Ummmm...

Umber: *Quickly escorts Sora away from them*

Carnelian: I hate it when you tell me to shut up >:(

Winter: SHUT UP.

Kinkajou: *Starts flashing neon colors*

Cernelian: *Has seizure* *Dies*

Tamarin: *Walks in* *Senses the amount of flashing colors* *Dies*

Bigtail: I dun even kno why eim in di storie *Dies*

Turtle: DE HECK DID YOU JUST DO?

Clay: I am the almighty commander of chickens.

Tsunami: COULD EVERYBODY PLEASE JUST STOP DYING FOR ONE SECOND?

Peril: *Lands next to her*

Dragonets: *All take out marshmallows and start roasting them on Peril's fire*

Starflight: HEY ERRBODY I'M LESS GRUMPY JAYFEATHER! *Walks into bookcase* Dang flabbit...

Tsunami: Now who are we missing? GLORY DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING RANDOM TO SAY?

Glory: *Appears in cave* I am the queen of england :] *Camoflauges* *Trips over everyone on her way out*

Darkstalker: Time to slowly back away?

Moon:Yup. *Backs away towards cave*

-Seekers Spoof-

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I know nothing about seekers.

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-Pokemon spoof-

Ash: ._. *Awkward. Awkward. Awkward* We're a TV series!

*Mind blow*

A/N I decided to try out a few random spoofs! Tell me how they turned out; probably won't do any more though :|