Firestar: MOUSEFUR!

Mousefur: What?

Firestar: *Stares seriously* We have something to discuss.

Mousefur: Of course, my noble leader.

Firestar: You are old. GO TO THE ELDER'S DEN.

Mousefur: Why?! It's the size of a postage stamp!

Brackenfur: *Walks past, covered in postage stamps* What are you saying about me O-O

Sorreltail: I HAVE COME WITH NEWS FROM... A PLACE!

Mousefur: I have reason to question your motive...

Firestar: What's the news?

Stormfur: *Rushes into camp* FIRESTAR I BOUGHT I DINOSAUR!

Brook: He bought a dinosaur.

Firestar: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO AROUND BUYING DINOSAURS?

Stormfur: You haven't.

Firestar: ...*Frowns* But I raised you so well...

Stormfur: *Sniffs* You're not my real father!

Greystripe: Stormfur? Is that you?!

Stormfur: I HAVE A DINOSAUR! :D

Brook: Dinosaurs are extinct -.-

Greystripe: I KNEW THEY WERE REAL

Stormfur: Piiiizzzzaaaa

Dustpelt: We have so many children.

Ferncloud: I know right?

Stormfur: MANFRED!

*Giant dinosaur walks into camp*

*Cats scream and run in terror*

Dinosaur: *Sits down and starts panting*

Stormfur: Good boy! *Picks up Jayfeather's stick and throws it* Go get the stick!

Jayfeather: What did he just throw?

Hollyleaf: ...Nothing :|

Firestar: WHERE DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO FIND A DINOSAUR?

Stormfur: I got him at a thrift store!

*Silence*

Stormfur: Isn't that where all dinosaurs come from? D:

Dinosaur: *Drops entire tree in Thunderclan camp*

Jayfeather: OMSC NEW FAVORITE STICK! *Hugs tree*

Dinosaur: *Eats him*

Firestar: THAT IS A PROBLEM!

Spiderleg: Uh yeah, he has a band practice tonight.

Frostfire: *Walks into camp* I have to temporarily freeze space and time for a second here, going to go find something to eat*

Firestar: You can do that?

Frostfire: *Nods*

Firestar: *Turns to Brambleclaw* SHE CAN DO THAT?!

Frostfire: I can also do this! *Takes out laser and waves it around*

*All Thunderclan cats start chasing it*

Firestar: WITCHCRAFT!

Frostfire: *Summons Wiimote* *Pauses reality* And now, we do the responsible thing- DRAW MUSTACHES ON EVERYONE!

Moonshine: Sounds about right. *Opens briefcase full of sharpies* So how exactly did he get a dinosaur?

Frostfire: Thrift store.

Moonshine: O.O

Frostfire: *Rolls eyes* Everybody knows that's where dinosaurs come from.