Smallear: One-eye, the kits want to hear the tigerstar story and I can't remember it...

One-eye: It happened, like, a moon ago!

Smallear: :(

One-eye: Alright, fine. It goes like this....

*Nursery*

Sorrelkit: We want to hear a story!

Smallear: Which one?

Sootkit: The one about tigerstar!

Rainkit: NUUUU HE IS TOO UGLY!

Smallear: Ok. A long time ago, tigerlard was born to his two Carrots, Minestar and Sheppardfoot. Did you know that Tigerlard is actually the nephew of Dottedsheath?

Spottedleaf: /)_-

Smallear: His sisters were Rightkit and fistkit and they fried. His mentor was a duck and they lived happily ever after on an island in the middle of a dancing Ham, with his new wife Cupcakes. But he wasn't satisfied so he stole all the unicorns in all of equestrian and imprisoned all the my- little- ponies, but they were so mad they zapped him and turned him into.... A BASAWRIST!

Rainkit: Don't you mean basilisk?

Smallear: Oh yeah. WELL ANYWAY HE BECAME SUPER UGLY AND PETRIFIED EVERYTHING AS IF HE WAS MEMOOSA.

Rainkit: Medusa?

Smallear: No he was a moose. AND THAT IS WHY TIGERSTAR IS MEAN AND UGLY!

Sootkit: ...