Brambleclaw: CUPCAKES CUPCAKES GET YOUR CUPCAKES!

*No one comes*

Jayfeather: Brambleclaw you have to tell people why they should buy your cupcakes :/

Brambleclaw: Ok umm... BUY MY CUPCAKES BECAUSE.... THEY TASTE BETTER THAN ROCKS!

Jayfeather: /)_-

Tigerstar: I'll have 3 dozen please.

Brambleclaw: Ok. What flavor?

Tigerstar: The flavor of evil!

Brambleclaw: So... do you want, like, red velvet or something?

Tigerstar: You know what, I'll just have chocolate U.U

Brambleclaw: 'kay then *Walks into forest*

Jayfeather: I wonder where the chocolate comes from?

Tigerstar: ...

Jayfeather: Nvm.