A/N I will accept two more one-shots! Thanks to everyone who entered!

Here is my randomness called I dont even know right now!

Good job.

I think I wanted nachos.

ERRYBODY LEIKS NACHOS :]

I have a story for everyone!

DATS GREAT YAY!

Someone screams and runs across a majestic JB path that appeared for some reason and then some random cat pops out of the bushes and she's like, "HALLO MAH PEOPLEZ! I IS DERPYGEM TAKE ME TO UR NACHOS!"

How wonderful. Tell me more. *Smiles creepily*

Then a random cat slides across with a bowl of nachos, hands them to her, and slides away. And shes like "B-but wheres the rainbow cheese..." Then ur like "HEY U SEEM RANDOM LETS DANCE." And derpygem is like "HECK YEAH!"

*Gets broom and starts to sweep the cieling*

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Then a banana costume appears on her and she dances to peanut butter jelly time, while everyone is like 'ERMAHGERD PLS TEACH ME UR MAJESTIC WAYS SENPAI'

*Falls off chair and drops broom* I AM YOUR MASTER!!!

Then she says, "Just listen to the music and do random stuffs..." Then everyone says has a pewdiepie mask on and is doing gangnam style when JB walks in and is like WUT?! Then he trips on his face then spins off screen then explosion of nyan cats and your like Well... shes awesome...

*Starts rubbing paws together maniacally and pokes a cracker with a spork* HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME  OF NOT BEING THE FIRST COMMENTER! Oh wait what's happening?

Well, you turn into a cheezyburger and spin off screen majestically into the sunset while the others turn into nachos and dance in the sky around you. And then the whole world facedesks for no reason at all.

DAT REFERUNCE DOH.

Not long enough though. Still need fill chapter...

DOTS SAVE ME. I NEED YOUR POWERS OF AWKWARD SILENCE!!!

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GOOD JOB DOTS!

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AM I WINNING?