Jayfeather: Alright Lionblaze. You got the wheat?

Lionblaze: Yeah. Once we get the sheep from Windclan, the dark forest will stand no chance!!! The sheep's cuteness shall root them to their spots and their eyes shall be rainbow colored and they will explode into cotton candy and chocolate sprinkles!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *Left eye twitches violently and is bloodshot*

*A few minutes later* =^.^= Meow

Jayfeather: Great! We're in Windclan territory! *Sneaks farther into Windclan territory*

Lionblaze: *Follows Jayfeather*

Jayfeather:* Stops suddenly* There! The sheep are there! Let's go!

*They both run down to the sheep*

Jayfeather: *Points to a baby lamb sleeping beside it's mother* That one. It's perfect! It shall be our new killing machine!

Lionblaze: *Goes up to the lamb and tickles it's nose with the wheat* Wakeeeeeee up little killing machine spawn!

*Lamb wakes up and looks at Lionblaze in the eyes and then at Jayfeather in the eyes*

Jayfeather: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Eyes turn to rainbows and explodes into Cotton candy and chocolate sprinkles and Blue jay feathers flutter down.*

Lionblaze: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*Eyes turn to rainbows and explodes into Cotton candy and chocolate sprinkles and lions that are on fire fall from the sky.*

*Later that day*

Bramblestar: Where are Lionblaze and Jayfeather? Has any cat seen them?

Just then, a rabid looking lamb comes in the camp entrance and has a dead Jayfeather and a dead Lionblaze in it's mouth.

Camp erupts into kaos

Squirrelflight: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LOVELY SONS!!!!!! DEAD !!!!!!!! WHY????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CRUEL WORLD??????!!!!!!! WHY?????!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pauses* Well..... I never really cared for them........ *Shrugs* Whatever. *Strolls out of the camp*

*All of a sudden, there is a roar at the camp entrance and the air smells of burning fur*

*Everyone pauses including the lamb*

*Flaming lions at the camp entrance*

*Everyone looks at the lions*

Everyone (including the lamb): *Shrugs*

Brackenfur: Whatever. The lamb is way more ferocious than you guys.

Everyone: *nods*

Everything goes back to being kaos

THE END!

Hope you guys enjoyed! Btw, The end did not mean the end of the book. It meant the end of the spoof. Lolz.

Bye!

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