Puddlestar: *Lays down and touches nose against the Dreamstone* *Wakes up in a rainbow forest full of clouds, djs, dance floors and parties, dunk booths, bars, flying cookies, Picklez's cake recipes, posters of the newest movie "Hawky comes to town", Puddlestorm's book of puns, and many more weird and crazy things*

Sharpstrike: Welcome Puddlestar, this is Starclan. Basically it's heaven for cats, we are the almighty clan in the sky that has the power to stop any impending danger but leaves all you alive and powerless cats down there to fend for yourself, but hey we can show you the danger us coming and do nothing to help! *Flies down and lands*

Puddlestar: You don't think I know this? I am a flipping leader now, I spent my entire life knowing what this place is. *fur flip*

Sharpstrike: I AM A MAGICAL FREAKING DEAD CAT MADE OF STARS! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!!

Puddlestar: *Stares plainly*

Dewbelly: *Flies down, does a barrel roll and then a 720 degree summersault, lands it perfectly* Whazzup?

Puddlestar: Oh, Sharpstrike here was telling me how awesome I am now that I am leader!

Sharpstrike: *Blows steam out ears* NO I WAS TRYING TO GET SOME RESPECT!

Dewbelly: Well, she still alive and a leader, two things you are not.

Several nameless Starclan cats: OH! Wambo kombo! Rekt m8! You just got roasted! Oh, Savage!!!!!!

Sharpstrike: *Gives them a look of PURE hatred* If you weren't dead already, I'd kill you all!

Daisypool: *Floats down in meditation pose* Fighting is never the answer young Sharpstrike. Peace is the only path to understanding. *Makes rainbow above head with paws* Peeeeeaaaaaaaccccceeee.

Sharpstrike: Oh your sooo perfect and harmless, aren't you?

Daisypool: Yes, I am. I am the coolest, most awesomest, most modest, and coolest cat ever.

Sharpstrike: *Rolls eyes* Let's just get on with this.

Puddlestar: *Wakes up* Huh?

Sharpstrike: You're getting your nine lives mouse brain!

Puddlestar: Oh.....

Sharpstrike: Ugh, ok. I Sharpstrike or whatever give you this totally necessary life of sarcasm. May you use it for good or something because it matters somehow. *Touches nose to Puddlestar and flies away*

Puddlestar: Thank you, this has been delightful. Hey! I am already a natural at this sarcasm thing!

Dewbelly: With this live I give you the ability to completey roast some fools and make em cry. *Touches nose to Puddlestar and flies away*

Puddlestar: Thank you

Daisypool: With this life I give you humbleness, whatever that is. I know that I am awesome and very humble so you don't have to thank me. *Touches nose to Puddlestar and flies away*

Furrypaw: With this life "eye" give you expert punmanship, so you can "fur"-ever be funny. *Touches nose to Puddlestar and flies away*

Puddlestar: "Tank" you!

MAGICALLY AMAZING TIME SKIP!》》》

Puddlestar: Thank you all for the lives you have given me! I will cherish all nine "fur"-ever. *Winks at Furrypaw*

Previousleaderstar: You are welcome whatever your name is, I do hope you'll use.... the life... uh, what life did I give you again?

Randomclaw: WHALES AND BURTER NUGGETS WITH EXTRA NOODLE SAUCE..... AND WAFFLEZ. CHICKENS. BULL POOP AND CANDY. CATS! AM I DEAD YET, HEY YET SONDS LIKE YETI. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR TAIL COOKED, PEANUT BUTTERY OR JELLYILY!? HE IS THE PAST FEW THINGS THAT WE ESPN TERRA WAS HE LOOKED LIKE A RAINBOW THREW OUT.....

Sharpstrike: OMSC, SHUT UP! Anyway, Previousleaderstar you gave her the life of forgetfulness, wich she now forgot and doesn't have any more. So Garysuestar gave her the life of Flawlessness instead.

Garysuestar: Yes, I did because I am perfect! And I can actually remember which den I live in because I am perfect and know and remember everything.

Rainbowpelt: *Pelt changes colors rapidly and a seizure warning is strapped to his back as he barfs and farts out rainbows* H- *rainbow vomits*-I, I- *rainbow vomits*-am- *rainbow vomits*- the- *rainbow vomits*-one who- *rainbow vomits*- gave- *rainbow vomits*-you- *rainbow vomits*-the life of- *rainbow vomits*- endless- *rainbow vomits* creativity. *rainbow vomits away at a high speed*

Puddlestar: Um... Imma leave now. *Wakes up*
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Cloverstar: Alright! My turn! *Starts to fall asleep*

Puddlestar: You do NOT wanna go there.

Cloverstar: How bad could it be? *Falls asleep*

MAGICALLY AMAZING TIME SKIP MARK II》》》

Cloverstar: *Wakes up with a horrified face and stares at Puddlestar* W-what just happ-ppened? *faints*

Puddlestar: *Shrugs, remembers her experience and faints*

THE END
♡Puddle