Cookiuary 11ty7th, 20XX
2:56 pm

Hoi Puddle, Its yor frend
Picklez i just remembered
dat I has your numbur
Picklez

Hi, I was starting to
think you wouldn't use
it. How's life?
Puddle

Gud, u?
Picklez

Same, you got any
Wattpad plans for the
Dreamteam?
Puddle

Yeeep. Su many
cookie spoofs
Picklez

Figures.
Puddle

Water iz wrong wif
it?
Picklez

What did the water
do?
Puddle

WUT! NO, I MEAN
WHAT NUUUU
AUTOCORRECT? Y!?
Picklez

Odd how it doesn't
autocorrect any other
word you type...
Puddle

Wut, eet autocorrects
evry wart i rite
Picklez

Warts? Eeww
Puddle

I qwit
Picklez

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45 minutes ago

PICKLEZ!
Puddle

WUT!1!!1
Picklez

PICKLEZ!
Puddle

...
Picklez

... to you too
Puddle

That's not nice.
Picklez

What'd I say?
Puddle

EVURYTHING
Picklez

Okay... Anyway look
at this picture I took
of the cookies I am
about to eat!

Puddle

U r su meen, u
nut mah frend any
moor.
Picklez

... Ok I forgivs u now
Picklez

THE END

A note from Picklez:
No I did not write this, idk who did. BUT I DO NOT HAVE TERRIBLE GRAMMAR WHEN I'M TEXTING, I'LL TELL YOU THAT.