I figured I'd do one of these because I haven't done one in a while.

Half Moon: *to Jayfeather* Do you like pancakes?

Jayfeather: What I don't get you. 🤔

Half Moon: *Gasps* What? You're telling me you've never heard of them? I'm disappointed, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: B-but wait. I've never tasted one. Ever.

Half Moon: Well now you have! *Shoves pancakes down Jayfeather's throat*

I got this idea from another spoof book, but I changed things.