Newsflash bitches, you're not aesthetic.

*game theory intro*

I can't be fucked with a proper first paragraph, so here's a list of shitty, unoriginal, bland crap that these 'aesthetic' accounts do.

you know who you are.

- those obnoxious black boxes in their bio which look like shit
- joined in the last 4-7 months at max
- no capitals whatsoever. Name? Place? Nah, fuck it.
- double,, commas,,
- 200000 followers
- has a billion s/mb books
- "hi, i'm cerulean [or other fancy word]. don't mind me, i'm just a 13 year old girl with a dream.
▇▇▇▇
[insert quote from song here]
▇▇▇▇"
- homophobic/racist
- username has '-crown,' '-,' some shitty wc name or has a word that they got off a 'unique words' google search
- book covers are all correlating and looks shitty
- one-sentence chapter stories that are 99% murder with some cannibalism, abuse and pedophilia sprinkled in
- starts drama 24/7
- "blm is evil"
- literal Mousedapple copy but would of been hated by Mouse
- leaves main account 23 times and starts a new account
- problematic

Change your account. It's simple. Write something original. Followers don't matter. Stop being unoriginal.

Comment other things these fucks do. I want to see what I missed.