Hollystream: *shuffle shuffle* ...Heyyyyy guys!! I, uh, didn't see you there!! *nervous laughing*

Bassripple: Oh, give it a rest. Truth be told-

Hollystream: Is that supposed to be a joke?

Bassripple: -__-

Hollystream: Err, sorry, continue.

Bassripple: -we've been kiiiiiinda lazy...kinda.

Hollystream: You know, the word 'busy' sounds better.

Bassripple: Ugh go eat a cookie.

Hollystream: *zoom*

Bassripple: Welp, I guess we should get down to the dares! Hmm, let me see...*pulls lever* Well now, something seems to be stuck! *fiddle fiddle*

...
..
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*BANG*

Bassripple: Owwwwwwww....wow, those are A LOT of dares, thanks guys!! Sorry we've been so lazy!

Hollystream: *in distance* Who you calling lazy??!!

Bassripple: You!

Hollystream: ...okay.

Bassripple: *facepaw* well, since Icepool is MIA, we still have everyone's fav kit!

Stormkit: Yay! *canned cheers*

Bassripple: Oh goodness he found the control panel

Stormkit: Hehehehe...*rubs paws together*

Bassripple: Ugh. Well, now to the first dare! And it comes from Bluefeather3! It says to dare Mapleshade to tell Tigerstar she loves him!!!

Stormkit: Dats boss

Greystripe: Totally.

Bassripple: *jump*

Stormkit: *creeped out*

Bassripple: Seriously are you just gonna keep doing this??!!

Greystripe: Prob.

Bassripple: Ugh we totally need a dare for you.

Greystripe: Yah nope I'm good.

Bassripple: Of course...

Stormkit: Ugh just wet hwim hewp.

Bassripple: Do you want to?

Greystripe: Yup, sure.

Bassripple: Hm, a cat of few words?

Greystripe: Sure.

Stormkit: *facepaw*

Bassripple: ...right. Let's get Mapleshade...yikes, we're picking up some static on her end...

*zap pow*

Mapleshade: *stunned*

Hollystream: Uhhh...you okay there?

Mapleshade: ...maybe...?

Hollystream: Ahhh, yes, she's fine.

Bassripple: Suuuuure.

Mapleshade: ........wait, is this that TV show?

Greystripe: *stunned* You watch this?

Mapleshade: We have great wifi, I stream it on my Deathberry smart phone.

Hollystream: Lovely name...

Mapleshade: Thanks. Actually, Darkstripe thought it up, then I stole it.

Greystripe: ......awwwwwwkkkwaaaard

Bassripple: Sooo, to the dare! Mapleshade you have to-

Mapleshade: Uhm, wait, I forgot my makeup! Callies like me NEED our makeup!

Bassripple: Uh, well, just borrow Hollystream's.

Hollystream: -__-

Bassripple: Soo, as I was saying; you have to tell Tigerstar you luv him!

Mapleshade: EWWW! Common, my relationships never go well....

Bassripple: True...BUT that doesn't matter!

Mapleshade: Great.

*poof*

Tigerstar: Hi Maple-

Mapleshade: Don't call me that-

Tigerstar: what's up?

Mapleshade: *growl* iluvu

Tigerstar: What now?

Mapleshade: Iloveyou

Tigerstar: Onnnne more time?

Mapleshade: I LOVE YOU

Tigerstar: *phew* finally!

Mapleshade: Wut?

Tigerstar: I..Uh...neve mind!! *runs away*

Mapleshade: Your not getting off that easy! *zoom* *tackle*

Tigerstar: Ekk!

Mapleshade: *beats up*

Bassripple: Gosh, he's such a softy for her!

Hawkfrost: He has a crush on Mapleshade!

Tigerstar: I heard that! *wince*

Hawkfrost: Whoops, gotta go!

Hollystream: Hehehehehehehe!

Tigerstar:  -_-  *ouch*

Bassripple: Ugh SO mature.

Stormkit: *snicker*

Bassripple: Leeeets just get to the next one.

Mapleshade: Please. Do.

Hollystream: *rolls eyes*

Greystripe: OOOO oooo! Pick me pick me! I wanna say it! *raises paw*

Hollystream: Gosh, the furry grey land mass speaks *facepaw* Fine, you can do it *hands strip of paper*

Greystripe: So, like, I just read it?

Hollystream: Yup

Greystripe: Out loud?

Bassripple: Yes

Greystripe: Right now?

Stormkit: Now

Greystripe: Now?

Crew: NOW!!!

Greystripe: O_o     ...gosh keep your fur on

Crew: *facepaws*

Greystripe: Nooowwww, where was I...

Bassripple: Oh gosh not again...

Greystripe: Ah, here it is. And this dare is from Goldenfoxthefirst!

Hollystream: Rad name.

Stormkit: Yup.

Greystripe: And the dare is for Hollystream to eat 5 large pieces of broccoli and 3 large carrots while the rest of us eat cookies...Yuuuum!

Hollystream: Wait, what? I, like, uhm, I dunno, like, what? I mean, say, like, how does, you said, like, uhm, what?

Bassripple: Her brain just blew a fuse.

Hollystream: *twitch twitch*

Stormkit: Dat dwon't wook natuwal...

Bassripple: Does she ever?

Greystripe: Buuuuurn.

Bassripple: Welp, here are your veggies! *shove*

Greystripe: And these must be our cookies! *grabs*

Hollystream: *staring mortified at vegetables*

Stormkit: Ooo! I want de Oweows!

Greystripe: I prefer snicker-doodles

Bassripple: Is that cause everyone is always laughing at you?

Greystripe: Buuur-oh, waitt...

Bassripple: Heheheehheehehe!

Greystripe: -_____-

Bassripple: Well, I'll go for the good'ol' chocolate chunk cookies *licks lips*

Hollystream: *gulp* no-not my super-deluxe-mega-chip-chocolaty-goodness-can't-keep-your-paws-off-of-them-cookies?

Bassripple: Yup those are them!

Hollystream: O_O

Greystripe: Uh, hello? *waves paw in front of face* is anycat in there?

Bassripple: Not sure if there ever has been....well, let's do the next dare while she tries to eat those *shoves Hollystream and vegetables into locked room*

Greystripe: So, who's it from?

Bassripple: It's from Iggythekitten!

Stormkit: Yay!

Bassripple: It says to dare me or Hollystream, obviously me since she can't make it, to tell Maplekit that Stormkit has a crush on her!

Stormkit: Wess yay...

Greystripe: *snicker*

Bassripple: No wonder he likes Snicker-Doodles

*poof*

Maplekit: *blink blink* Wat are yu doong here Basswippwl?

Bassripple: Ooo, I have some dirt to spill!

Maplekit: *bounce bounce* Weelly? Abot who?

Bassripple: Stormkit! He liiiikkkkeeessss yoooooooou!

Maplekit: Wut.

Bassripple: Yup!!

Maplekit: .............................ywah I'm jwust gonna gwo now.

Stormkit: Awe! You wooned my chanses wif her!

Greystripe: *wipes spit from eye* No, I think your lisp did.

Stormkit: *glare*

Bassripple: Common now toms, let's be friendly,

Stormkit: I'm way pwast dat

Bassripple: You want to stay on the show?

Stormkit: ...Yah never mwind I'm cwool.

Bassripple: Okay, great. Let's check on Hollystream!

*over at the locked room*

Bassripple: *takes locks off door* Well, let's see-uhm, that hole in the wall wasn't there before, right?

Greystripe: Right....and the vegetables are still here!!

Stormkit: Gawsh, she went troo twee fweet of stweel!

Bassripple: Knew I should have made it out of lettuce instead.

Greystripe: *paws around* looks like she took her cookies with her.

Bassripple: *facepaw* Well, she's escaped this time, but don't worry, we'll get her back!

Stormkit: Hopefuwy!

Bassripple: Join us next time on Warrior Cats Truth Or Dare!

Greystripe: Yah! I'm here!

Bassripple: Aaaand who said that was gonna last?

Greystripe: Meeeee!

Bassripple: Ugh great, a new host that thinks he knows everything.

Greystripe: Learned it all from you!

Bassripple: *glare*

Stormkit: Bye yall!