Stormkit: Hewo! You awe pwobabwy mad awt Basswipple and Howystweam fowr not making an episowd soonwer, so I awm hewre!!

Hollystream; Yeaahhhhh no, that's not gonna happen.....even if we haven't made an episode in over four seasons...

Stormkit: Awwwww....

Bassripple: But we might be able to find a date for you!

Stormkit: ....

Hollystream: Ahhh, young love...

Stormkit: *facepaw* Do you guwys want my hewp or not?

Bassripple: Do we have a choice?

Hollystream: *sigh* Probably not, so let's get to the dares! *in serious announced voice* —these are picked at random, from a hat,

Bassripple: Where did we get the hat?

Hollystream: None of your biz. Should I continue my altra-serious speech?

Bassripple: Ah, no. Let's just get to the dares. *grabs slip of paper* The first is from—

Hollystream: WAIIIIITTTTT!! Dis is our 20th episode....kinda....shouldn't we do something special??!!

Stormkit: We cwoud promowt me to apwentice....

Bassripple: Let's put that to our viewing audience. Yay or nay on making Stormkit an apprentice?

Hollystream: Yeah kay, that's boring. Let's think of something else.

Bassripple: Later, though. Onto the dare! It is from Appleglowfromnarnia

Hollystream: YAY!! First dare person in forever!! *begins singing first time in forever*

Bassripple: *ehem* the dare is for Dovewing to backflip off of a cliff, screaming 'I believe I can fly', then tries to fly into the sunset.

Greystripe: Drastic.

Hollystream: LES DO IT.

*ca-boom*

Dovewing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA DO THIS!

Bassripple: It could be fun!

Hollystream: Yeah! Let's just hope we find a small cliff....

Dovewing: Wut.

Hollystream: Annnnnd here is our handy-dandy cliff finder! *grabs Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: AGAIN??

Hollystream: Fetch! *throws stick*

Jayfeather: Is that a joke? I can't SEE, so how can I fetch??

Hollystream: I dunno, you seem to find a lot of things without seeing.

Jayfeather: True. Now I'm leaving. *walks away* *falls off cliff*

Hollystream: Found one!! Noooow here you go Dovewing! *hands piece of paper*

Dovewing:........Okay, so I've got 'dove' and 'wing' in my name, so you guys do realize that I can fly.

Bassripple: Saaaay what now?

Dovewing: Yeah totally. I can flyyyyy.

Bassripple: Okkkay, a demonstration is needed.

Dovewing: Of course, I've never flown in front of other cats,

Hollystream: Of course not,

Dovewing: Just Mr. Fuzzle.

Greystripe: Kay I'm out *holds up paw and walks away*

Bassripple: Who is that....

Dovewing: My personal assistant. See? He's right beside me.

*no one is there*

Hollystream: Some one has gon'a little cray-cray.....

Bassripple: Uhmmmm...........MAYbe we should just get back to the dare.

Dovewing: Sure! Mr. Fuzzle is all ready.

Hollystream: Oh good, we wouldn't want to catch him off guard *facepaw*

Dovewing: Alrighty, this looks like a pretty good cliff! Now I shall fly, using my incredible powers, and Mr. Fuzzle!

Bassripple: Now for the backflip!

Dovewing: I'm getting to that! *lines up for a back flip* Here I go!

*backflips off cliff*

*falls on top of Jayfeather*

Dovewing: NOOO MR. FUZZLE ABANDONED ME!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!

Hollystream: ...

Bassripple: Oookay, I think we have to move on.

Hollystream: LETS. I don't want to have to think about some creepy invisible Mr. Fuzzle haunting me.

Bassripple: *blink blink*

Hollystream: I just totally creeped you out.

Bassripple: Uhmmm....lets just get on with the show *glances warily over shoulder*

Hollystream: Kay. Next is from SemiiBlizard! They want Greystripe to confess his undying love for waffles on top of the high rock while Firestar is giving a clan meeting!

Greystripe: Yay a dare for me!!! Wait, why am I happy about this...?

Bassripple: Probably because you seem to always be looking for something to do which might be why you're always on our show.

Greystripe: Hiiiisssssss

Hollystream: Well now, we need a reason for Firestar to call a clan meeting! *rubs paws together deviously* come over here Stormkit, I've got an idea.....

*later, in ThunderClan's camp...*

Firestar: All cats gather beneath the high rock—wait, I mean all cats who catch prey, or who can catch their own...but that doesn't really make sense cause technically you have to bring it to the clan so the kits and elders eat first. Hm. Also, the kits always listen anyways so EVERYONE JUST GET YOUR TAILS OVAH HERE.

Bassripple: Yikes he looks annoyed, what did you do Hollystream?

Stormkit: I hewped!

Hollystream: You'll see...*Muhahaha*

Firestar: Kay all, I'm a little cheesed. Looks like sooooome one snuck into my den, and slimed it with some sort of slimy critter!

Greystripe: Hm, like a fish?

Firestar: No one here knows how to fish!

*was a completely wrong statement*

Greystripe: Uhm, I might have some insight on this prob.

Firestar: Great, common up. Oh, and all yous apprentices, go clean my den.

Apprentices: *plotting revenge* Of course amazing Firestar!

Firestar: Ahh, they love me.

Greystripe. Okay, so these are my thoughts..... For a while now, I've tried to tell myself otherwise, but I am in love.

Mille: Where is dis going...

Greystripe: Yes, in love. I don't know how it happened or why, these things just do. You can't stop it, can't deny it. You just have to accept it, make it into whatever you can...

Millie: I...I...

Greystripe: I'm not talking about you, if you got that impression.

Millie: *runs off to complain to Briarlight*

Greystripe: No, my love is more substantial. It is my love for WAFFLES.

*crickets in background*

Firestar: Wait, that's your important announcement?

Greystripe: Yes...

Firestar: What about my den!

Greystripe: Uhm...

Sandstorm: Yeah, what do waffles have to do with it?

Greystripe: Well, I figured that I would be...uh...important to tell you guys that I loved them.

Lionblaze: Like really, who doesn't.

Greystripe: ...

Lionblaze: In fact, if you had said you hated them, we probably would have had to run you out of the clan.

Clan: *nods heads*

Greystripe: Oh. Okay. Just wanted to make sure it was clear though...

Firestar: Yeah m'kay. NOW WA ABOUT MY DEN???

Hollystream: *walks away innocently*

Bassripple: You slimed his den?

Hollystream: No....Stormkit and Greystripe helped!

Bassripple: *facepaw*

Hollystream: Anyways, let's get to that last dare!

Bassripple: Okay, it's from—WAIT. ITS A TRUTH!

Hollystream: What, really??

Bassripple: *re-reads* YES! Annnnd it's for Millie!

Greystripe: Ohhhhhh StarClan...

Bassripple: This TRUTH comes courtesy of Decimare, and says that Millie has to come on the show, and tell us whether or not she thinks Greystripe is a lazy cat, and if he should be allowed on the show!

Hollystream: *hmph* As if he was ever officially signed onto a contract...

Stormkit: *holding contract* Uhhhmmm.....*throws in paper shredder*

Bassripple: Annnnnd hello Millie! Welcome to our show!

Millie: ...

Hollystream: You have to truthfully tell us IF you think Greystripe is lazy, and if he should be allowed on this show....not that he's ACTUALLY ON IT.

Bassripple: *sigh*

Hollystream: Oh, and by the way, if you don't respond we are gonna make you go ten rounds with our crocodile. Fair warning.

Millie: Uhm, okayyyyy.....so all I have to do is tell the truth?

Hollystream: Yup!

Millie: But, how would you know if I'm lying?

Hollystream: ...

Bassripple: Here, we'll use Briarlight as our judge! *slowly brings Briarlight over* You wouldn't lie in front of her, right?

Millie: Hmmm... Okay, fine.

Briarlight: So random.

Millie: Well, yup. Greystripe is lazy, and he over eats.

Greystripe: Hey!

Millie: But he is getting ooooold, so I guess I should expect that.

Hollystream: Buuuurn.

Millie: And about the show? I don't really know much about it. But as long as he's actually doing something, I guess it's a good thing and I don't mind.

Bassripple: But does he deserve to be on it?

Millie: That's a loaded question! To all of us, this show is not exactly stellar, so being on it is really a punishment. Technically I would have to really hate him to think he deserves to be on here, so no. He doesn't deserve it.

Hollystream: Dang.

Bassripple: Wow she just owned us.

Millie: *walks off smugly*

Hollystream: ...well, I guess that ends our TWENTIETH EPISODE!!

Bassripple: And finally confirms that we are active! .....Sometimes!

Stormkit: Awnd dat you guwys nevwr wet me doo anythin.

Hollystream: Maybe next time.

Greystripe: Hey, aren't you going to let me respond to Millie's comments?

Hollystream: No, there's no reason.

Greystripe: Hmph.

Bassripple: Oh, wait guys...what about Dovewing?!

Hollystream: Let me check—oh shoot.... She's disappeared. But Jayfeather is still there! HI JAYFEATHER!!!

Jayfeather: Ugh.

Greystripe: Does that mean....

Hollystream: Mr. Fuzzle...

Bassripple: Okay gonna end this before it gets too weird!

Stormkit: Weave and dawres or twoofs!

Bassripple: *Leave any dares or truths. And, Stormkit, we usually say truths or dares!

Stormkit: Showowf.

Bassripple: Bye all!

Hollystream: Don't let Mr. Fuzzle get you!

Stormkit: *sigh*

Briarlight: Bye!

Greystripe: Lol forgot she was here...

Millie: Ugh you're a bad father.

Bassripple: Okay, seriously, end this episode now.

Hollystream: BYE!!!