Bassripple: And here we are again! Whew, I think this is our second one today!

Hollystream: Thank you, thank you, I know it's because of my awesomeness *bows*

Bassripple: Ugh. Here, have a cookie *throws cookie like frisbee into twoleg yard*

Hollystream: Cookie!

Bassripple: While she is gone, onto our first dare! And it comes from, *thumbs through index cards* fluffdoge!

Hollystream: Wow, cool name! *licks lips* cookie...

Bassripple: *facepaw* and now, to read the dare! Hm, this is an interesting one!

Hollystream: Let me see!!! *grabs paper* Ooo! It says for Brambleclaw to fight 10 foxes, with a butter knife!

Bassripple: Well we're are we going to get the foxes?

Hollystream: With a cookie trap!! *makes trap* Now all we have to do is wait...

*snap*

Hollystream: Yay! Ten foxes!

Bassripple: How. Did. That. Work...

Hollystream: Here we goooooo!!!

*poof*

Brambleclaw: Okay, I know I am on this game show again, let's just get this over with.

Bassripple: Okay! Here is your butter knife!

Brambleclaw: What???!!!

Hollystream: Bye! *shoves in trap with foxes*

Bassripple: We'll get back to him later. On to our next dare!

Hollystream: And it is from, *magically makes paper come out of ear* ToXicWoLF87 again!

Bassripple: Ok, that was weird...

Hollystream: Hmm, not sure exactly how to do this dare. Ok, I got it! Brambleclaw and Ashfur have to tell Squirrelflight they are related to her!

Bassripple: Wait, aren't they actually kind of?

Hollystream: Beats me, bro.

Bassripple: Well, here we go.

*one poof*

Bassripple: AUGH I forgot Brambleclaw was fighting the foxes!

Hollystream: Well then, it's all on you, Ashfur.

Ashfur: Where in the world am I?

Hollystream: Eh, it doesn't matter. What does matter, is your dare!

Ashfur: Huh?

Bassripple: That's right! You have to tell Squirrelflight that you and Brambleclaw are related to her!

Ashfur: Wait, we are???!!!

Hollystream: Eh, doesn't matter. Let's go!! *zippity zap*

Squirrelflight: Well, hello Ashfur...

Ashfur: Okay... So, both me and your beloved Brambleclaw are related to you.

Squirrelflight: WHA???

Ashfur: Yah, that was actually a dare, but I think it's true...

Squirrelflight: AAUUGGHH!!! Who am I!!! Who are you??!

Hollystream: Hmph. That didn't go over well.

Bassripple: Did you really expect it to?

Hollystream: Weeelll...

Bassripple: Oh my Starclan, we forgot about Brambleclaw! *runs over to trap*

Hollystream: To the door! *opens door, foxes run out*

Bassripple: Uhm, Brambleclaw???

*Brambleclaw stumbles out, missing half of his fur, butter knife broken*

Brambleclaw: A-t-t-t least I-m-m -alive-e

Hollystream: MY BUTTER KNIFE! *digs grave for knife* Oh no, *sniffle* at least it lived a good life...

Bassripple:...weird...

Brambleclaw: It's finally over, I'll go tell Squirrelflight what happened.

Bassripple: Ohhh...about Squirrelflight...

Hollystream: She's running towards a cliff because she found out she's probably related to you and Ashfur...

Brambleclaw: WHAT??!!

Bassripple: Long story.

Hollystream: Bye 'yall!

Bassripple: Way to put it.

Hollystream: I know.