Rippletooth: WE'RE IN A BOOK

Cookiewish: AN ACTUAL BOOK

Roguefang: ALL OF US

Pineshade: BUT RAVENSFIRE GETS THE MOST ATTENTION

Ravensfire: I'm right here

Nightglare: *middle finger*

Fangpaw: how did you do that?

Nightglare: *shrugs*

Pythonpaw: Badgerleap, Rosestep, Silent, and Fangpaw aren't here.

Ravensfire: what'd'you mean? He's right-

Fangpaw: *gone*

Ravensfire: oh

Pythonpaw: but we have a dare! It's from Nightpelt71

Nightglare: he says Firestar has to kiss his worst enemy

Pineshade: or lick them behind the ears

Pythonpaw: Cookiewish and Rippletooth are gone

Nightglare: oh well

Firestar: *appears*

Pineshade: longtime no see

Firestar: great, what do I have to do this time

Pythonpaw: you have to either kiss Tigerstar or lick him behind the ears

Firestar: eww no!

Nightglare: it's either that or the Badger Hoard

Firestar: umm

Pythonpaw: JUST FUCKING PICK ONE

Firestar: FINE! I kiss Tigerstar

Ravensfire: k then

Tigerstar: *appears* what do you losers want?

Pythonpaw: you have to kiss Firestar

Tigerstar: WHAT?! No, nuh uh, no way, notta, fuck you

Nightglare: it's a dare

Firestar: it's not like I'm happy about it

Tigerstar: still, now wa-

Firestar: *forcefully kisses him*

Tigerstar: MMMHMAFFABGJN

Nightglare: hmm, I honestly didn't think he'd go through with it

Ravenpaws: me too

Male Ravenpaw: WHO ARE YOU?

Female Ravenpaw: I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING

M Ravenpaw: I'm a friend of Firestar's

F Ravenpaw: I'm Ravenfire's apprentice

M Ravenpaw: oh, okie

Firestar and Tigerstar: *pull apart*

Tigerstar: ... I'm going to murder you

Firestar: ... and I will wait with an exposed neck

M Ravenpaw, F Ravenpaw, Tigerstar, and Firestar: *disappear*

Pythonpaw: well, see you later!

Nightglare: you just wanna hang out with your girlfriend

Pythonpaw: yeah, sure, whatever *disappears*

Roguefang: *turns off camera*