Graystripe: *slaps the microphone* iS ThIs ThiNg on???111

the microphone screeches, you know, that loud noise that all microphones make when they feel annoying

Graystripe: Okay, I think this thing's on!

Someone offstage gives him a thumbs up

Graystripe: Welcome to my cooking show! Today I'll be showing you how to make homemade chicken pot pies cuz i love chicken.

Graystripe: ok so first step

slams a pot onto the table. a chicken face is seen on it.

Graystripe: get a pot to put your ingredients in, make sure it's got a chicken on it otherwise it wont be a chIcken pot PIE. It'll be a regular pot pie

Director: *from offstage* That's not how it works, Grays-

Graystripe: *whining* It's my show! My rules!

Graystripe sticks his tounge out at the director.

Graystripe: Anywaaayyyss, take the chicken pot and add some pie crust.

Graystripe takes a pie crust and shoves it in the pot.

Graystripe: okay, I think this is ready!!11!1 let's get some of our friends to test it out!!!!

The camera pans to Firestar, who looks genuinely confused.

Firestar: Wait, Graystripe, I thought you were taking me to see a movie, I didn't want to-

Graystripe shoves the pot in Firestar's mouth

Firestar: *chokes* *spits it out*

Graystripe: HE LIKED IT! HE REALLY LIKED IT!

Firestar: what, no? I didn't say th-

The camera pans away before he can finish.

Graystripe: Thanks for coming out, everyone! See you same time, next week!

Graystripe drops the mic, resulting in the mic screaming again.

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This one was done by Talf, who isn't the best spoofer haha