A / N: The next several parts will all be incorrect quotes crafted by Thunderstorm, a forumer.

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Fadedstar: *interrogating cats about Starpaw* Where is Starpaw?
Kindlepaw: I'll do you one better: who's Starpaw?
Kelppaw: I'll do you one better: why is Starpaw?

Starpaw: I have mastered the ability to stand so incredibly still that I've become invisible.
Kelppaw: Hi, Starpaw.
Starpaw: ...dang it.

*peaceful day in RiverClan camp*
*suddenly, a loud boom comes from the medicine den*
Smokegaze: Ripplepaw! My fur is on fire!

Ripplepaw: *looking at puddle* I'll just be a sec. *rushes into medicine den*
Ripplepaw: Smokegaze are you okay?!

Smokegaze: *some of fur is smoking* Oh, yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Ripplepaw: but your face... is on fire.
Smokegaze: yes. It's much faster than grooming.

Starpaw and Kelppaw: *runs up to Flooded River, phone (somehow) in hand (paw?)*
Starpaw: Flooded, quick- you have to pretend to be my dad to Kelppaw's dad. (who is Kelppaw's dad, anyway...?)

Flooded River: Hello. This is... Dad Star. Yes. The kits are playing claws. Sorry- playing with claws. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. *hangs up phone and hands it back to Starpaw* Sorry. I panicked.
Starpaw and Kelppaw: *Shocked faces*

Kelppaw: I'm a miserable failure.
Kindlepaw: Yes, you are.
Kelppaw: I've failed my mission.
Kindlepaw: Yes, you did.
Kelppaw: I could use some words of encouragement.
Kindlepaw: Yes, you could.

Starpaw: Why would someone hurt Fadedstar?
Kelppaw: Maybe because they met him?

Fadedstar: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Sparrowwing: Cats die when you have fun.

Crowberry: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
Cardinalstar: I'm sorry. You were stabbed?
Crowberry: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

Icestream: Ugh, there's too many in these clans. We need a new plague.

*before Kelppaw learned about their powers*
Kelppaw: Do you consider me your friend?

Starpaw: Yeah! What else would I consider you?

Kelppaw: I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your brother? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.