Leopardstar: Let all cats old enough to hunt gather beneath the Highstone to hear my words!

*cats gather*

Leopardstar: Apparently, StarClan says we have to do a hunger games or something.

Crowscar: A hunger games? That's baloney!

Rosekit: What's baloney?

Crowscar: It's food! Want some? *holds up baloney*

Redfur: Don't take fresh-kill from Crowscar the elder, Rosekit. He's a weirdo.

Rosekit: Ok... 0.0

Leopardstar: As I was saying, we have to do a hunger games or something.

Hawkeyes: I know what that is! We have fresh-kill contests!

Mousepaw: But I thought it was a battle to survive...

Coldspirit: It's definitely a fresh-kill contest.

Leopardstar: Okay, so the first contest is to find the mouse in the dirtplace.

Crowscar: Back in my sunrise, they called it "find the pine needle in the haystack"!

Rosekit: Who cares about your sunrise? I wanna play!

Redfur: Wait, Rosekit.

Mousepaw: Am I the mouse?

Hawkeyes: *stares at Mousepaw* Yes.

Coldspirit: *looks at Mousepaw* That's too easy. TO THE DIRTPLACE YOU GO! *moves Mousepaw to the dirtplace*

Mousepaw: I don't want to be in the dirtplace! It's dirty and full of dirt!

Hawkeyes: That's the point.

Coldspirit: In you go! *pushes Mousepaw onto dirtplace*

Mousepaw: Ewwwwwww! *squeals like a kit*

Rosekit: I found it! *pokes Mousepaw*

Mousepaw: I'm not a mouse! I'm Mousepaw!

Redfur: You have "mouse" in your name; therefore, you are a mouse.

Mousepaw: Seriously? Who named me this? *looks at mother*

Ratpelt: I didn't do it. *sneaks away awkwardly*

Mousepaw: *looks at father*

Rodentface: I didn't do it either. It was your leader! *sneaks away even more awkwardly*

Mousepaw: *looks at Leopardstar*

Leopardstar: It wasn't me. It was Leopardclaw.

Mousepaw: You are Leopardclaw.

Leopardstar: How would you know? You don't know my warrior name! I could be Leopardtail, Leopardpelt, Leopardnose, Leopardstorm, Leopardear, Leopardeye, Leopardstorm, Leopardheart, or Leopardstripe!

Mousepaw: Well I could be Ratpaw, Volepaw, Squirrelpaw, Shrewpaw, Owlpaw, Foxpaw, Wolfpaw, Toadpaw, Birdpaw, Otterpaw, Adderpaw, Snakepaw, Badgerpaw, or Harepaw!

Leopardstar: Good point.

Redfur: *too late* I could be Bluefur; oh wait no, Whitefur, Blackfur, Yellowfur, Darkfur, Russetfur, Greenfur, or Brownfur!

Hawkeyes: *also too late* I could be Owleyes, Croweyes, Birdeyes, Feathereyes, Eagleeyes, or Gooseeyes!

Crowscar: *late as well* I could have been Eaglescar, Goosescar, Hawkscar, or Featherscar!

Mousepaw: ...