Silverbreeze: Welcome

Thornfire: To

Both: Warriors Truth or Dare!

Silverbreeze: Today we have a dare and a truth! And we also have a new host, Tigerkit!

Tigerkit: *appears* Hi *is adorable*

Audience: Awww

Silverbreeze: It's a little ball of cuteness! *grabs Tigerkit and squeezes her*

Thornfire: I'm allergic to cuteness! *faints*

Tigerkit: I can't breathe! *goes limp*

Silverbreeze: *shrieks* I killed her! I'm a murderer!

Tigerkit: I'm still alive

Silverbreeze: Oh*puts Tigerkit down* *drops pill in Thornfire's mouth*

Thornfire: *gasps* Ok back to the show. The dare is for Firestar to act like a kit.

Tigerkit: *in deep voice* By the powers of neon cat! *makes Firestar appear*

Thornfire: You have learned well from the master.

Firestar: *twitches madly* Butt butt butt butt butt butt butt

Silverbreeze: *splashes water on Firestar* Hey Firestar *whispers dare in Firestar's ear*

Firestar: But I'm a leader. I do not act like a-

Tigerkit: *holds up mouse with a claw at its neck*

Firestar: No! Not my mouse! Ok ok I'll do it *fluffs up fur* *in squeaky voice* Let's play mossball

Tigerkit: Yay! *plays mossball with Firestar*

Silverbreeze: The truth is for Bramblestar, Onestar, Blackstar, and Mistystar to say who they like beside their mates

Onestar, Blackstar, Bramblestar, and Mistystar appear

Thornfire: *whispers truth to each of them* Onestar you're first

Onestar: Uh *scratches head* I had a crush on Ashfoot but now I love Mousefur!

All cats: *gasps*

Mousefur: Stay away from me fox-dung!

Onestar: I know one day we will become mates Mousefur! Just wait and see! *runs after Mousefur*

Silverbreeze: Next! So Mistystar you're turn

Mistystar: I don't like anyone *is obviously lying*

Thornfire: You're lying

Mistystar: Fine! I like Blackstar!

All cats: *gasp*

Blackstar: *faints*

Mistystar: Blackstar, my love, we will have kits together and I know it!

Blackstar: *wakes up* I have always loved you too Mistystar!

Blackstar and Mistystar disappear purring

Silverbreeze: Bramblestar! Your turn

Bramblestar: I like *mumbles*

All cats: What

Bramblestar: I like *mumbles louder*

All cats: WHAT!!!

Bramblestar: I LIKE HAWKFROST!!! There I said it

All cats: *gasp*

Hawkfrost: Well, brother you finally admitted it *smirks* Turns out I like you too

Hawkfrost and Bramblestar twine tailes

Thornfire: *covers Tigerkit's eyes* There's a kit here you know!

Silverbreeze: *sobs* I totally shipped Squirrel X Brambleclaw!

Chaos is everywhere

Tigerkit: *shakes head* silly cats. That's all for today, see you next episode!

Tigerkit smiles adorably and every thing explodes because of too much cuteness