Cloudtail: OMSC SOMEONE HELPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: *comes rushing in with clan bounding after him* CLOUDTAIL WHATS WRONG??? YOU YELLED 'OH MY STALKERCLAN SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!'

Cloudtail: *gasping for breath*

Firestar: GAYFEATHER WHATS WRONG WITH HIM!!!!

Berrynose: HEHE you called him gayfeather XD

Firestar: *Jayfeather

Jayfeather: CPR CPR CPR CPR CPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: WHAT DOES CPR MEAN!!!!!!

Jayfeather: Cat Poop Reproduced

Firestar: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS??!!

Smallear: WHO TOOK MY BLUE BLANKEY!!!!!!??

Ashfur: *throws a blue Blakey at Smallear and it knocks him out*

Squirelflight: well that was a little harsh..
Ashfur: YOU DONT LOVE ME!!! *runs away crying*

Thunderclan except Cloudtail and now Smallear: O.o

Firestar: JUST FIX HIM!!!!!!

Jayfeather: CPR CPR CPR!!!! *supposed to run to Cloudtail but runs into a tree instead and passes out*

Firestar: AHHHHH NOOO NOT MY MEDICINE CAT TOO!!! LONGTAIL GET WATER FOR GAYFEATHER!!!!

Longtail: *runs to river but doesn't and crashes into a tree and passes out*

Firestar: WHY STALKERCLAN WHY!!

*Spottedleaf randomly appears on a giant burrito*

Spottedleaf: I will help you :)

Firestar: PLEASE DO HELP!!!!

Spottedleaf: *does many rituals and dances*

Clan except Ashfur, Cloudtail, Smallear, Gayfeather, and now Longtail: O.o

Spottedleaf: * takes a deep breath then throws a rock at Cloudtail*

Cloudtail: *gasp*

Firestar: WHAT HAPPENED??

Cloudtail: you wanna know?

Firestar: YES

Cloudtail: you really wanna know??

Firestar: YES!!!

Cloudtail: are you sure you wanna know??!!!

Firestar: GREAT STALKERCLAN, YES!!!!!!!!

Spottedleaf: hey right here :(

Cloudtail: I I I I I I

Firestar: GET ON WITH IT MAN!!!!

Cloudtail: I sat on my marshmallow :'(

Firestar: *explodes*

Clan: *frozen in astonishment*

Brambleclaw: YAY HES GONE!!! *everybody starts partying and eating waffles*