Leopardstar: OMSC I LOVE YOUR SHADE OF GREY!!

Silverstream: THANK YOU!!! I LOVE YOUR SPOTS!!

*cats randomly start having a fish fight*

Leopardstar: EVERYONE STOP!!

*everyone stops and stares at Leopardstar*

Leopardstar: don't forget to allow Mudfur to play!!

*everyone now is playing with Mudfur*

Mudfur: taste my herbs!! *stuffs poppy seeds in somebody's mouth and they fall asleep*

*sun comes up*

Shimmerpelt: everyone look it's the giant cheese puff!!!!

Clan: OOHHHH AHHHHH

*Rowanclaw randomly gets set on fire*

Rowanclaw: AHHHHH SOMEONE HELP!!! *stares at river* THERES NOTHING TO PUT OUT THIS FIRE!!!

Mistyfoot: I CAN HANDLE IT!!!! *starts beating Rowanclaw with a frying pan, fire burns out*

Mudfur: you must be nice to the giant cheese puff or he will curse you 0:

Rowanclaw: AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Shellheart: WHATS WRONG????

Rowanclaw: nothing I was just clearing my throat

Shellheart: :[

Oakheart: HAHA YOUR PELT IS ALL MESSED UP!!!

Rowanclaw: *stares at pelt, and screams like little girl* MY BEAUTIFUL FUR!!! :'(

Silverstream: be a little nicer to your clanmates, Oakheart

Rowanclaw: YEAH OAKFART

Silverstream: by slapping them with fish!!!!!! *silverstream slaps Rowanclaw with a fish and the Riverclan starts going into a fight again*